New FCT minister, Nyesom Wike, is waging war against agbado sellers and other roadside traders but that’s not the only chaotic gist from last week. We’ve got all the tea.

From NDLEA assigning Naira Marley the task of fighting substance abuse to the UK discovering a new COVID-19 variant, here’s how last week went.

Jagaban might be falling short on a lot of his promises, but at least, youth inclusion is top of his mind. From a 400-level student getting appointed as a member of his presidential committee to Godswill Akpabio sharing “holiday allowance” to senators on live TV, here’s how last week went.

From the helicopter crash that almost claimed four lives to BBNaija’s Neo breaking the bro code and saying Ike smells, last week was one for the “God, abeg” books.

From Precious Gaza allegedly misappropriating the ₦86.7m that was donated for her BMT procedure to Davido giving an honest hotel worker $10k, last week had a chokehold on “rollercoaster”.

Twitter NG stayed on Ajibola Odusanya’s neck until he paid the £17,100 owed to an ex-lover. But that’s not the only highlight of the rollercoaster that was last week. We have all the deets.