1. When you’re cooking indomie and NEPA decides to be unfortunate.
Thier plan is to starve you to death!
2. How people queue up in front of Shop 10:
You people will not go for classes abi?
3. When you finish eating at Salado and they show you the bill.
This small food? Abeg, lemme vomit it o!
4. You, when your crush sees you eating beans in front of Jaja.
Let me hide my shame o!
5. When you run to Iya Moria to buy their bomb rice and it has finished.
My enemies are not sleeping.
6. You, when you discover the pounded yam at Computer!
Why have you people been hiding this greatness from me?
7. When you get to Alhaja’s shop in 2001 Cafeteria and they don’t have plantain.
What do you mean? What are you now selling here?
8. When you’re in school on Sunday and NO ONE bothers to open for you!
Hunger has taken control of my body already now.
9. You and the suya mallams in Moremi are like:
You will now top it with cold garri and milk.
10. When someone nice now surprises you with free Chicken and Chips!
My number 1 padi!
11. When you buy take-away food and you start praying your roommates are not in the hostel.
My God in heaven, help me send all those beggy-beggy roommates away o!
12. Your roommates, when they now see you bringing food to the room.
Their own is for food only!
13. How you enter Olaiya, because you know they always have amala.
The realest canteen on campus!
Earlier in 2016, the student union members of UNILAG staged a protest against the university management concerning the state of welfare of the students, which resulted in the school being shut down for weeks.
In the face of these events, some of the student union leaders were rusticated for their participation including Adeyeye Olorunfemi.
Interestingly, Adeyeye’s biggest crime was the unapologetic Facebook post he wrote that contained harsh words about the university’s Vice Chancellor, Professor Rahman Bello.
And now Adeyeye is once again protesting his rustication along with other students and he’s not mincing words at all.
Do you think Femi’s protest is justified? Share your thoughts on this in the comments section.
1. When its one week to exams and those lecturers start fixing triple-period classes.
Iâm getting you people o!
2. When you’ve not printed your docket and you hear the portal is closed.
Ah! Am I not finished like this?
3. Jaja boys thinking of what to protest about so they can shift the exams.
âShey quality of New Hall weed, abi bed bugs?â
4. You will now start seeing some new faces in classes.
When did these ones join this class abeg?
5. Some people will still come and borrow notes one day to exams.
My fren will you gerrarahia?
6. How first class students be in Main Library.
Because these guys are not your mates.
7. You, trying to make sense of all the jargon in your notes.
Did I actually write all this nonsense?
8. You, when itâs exam period and NEPA starts flashing the light.
Its like these people want to die!
9. When you apply dusting powder to night class and people are looking at you funny.
Whachu looking at? Better face your book!
10. When you hear someone has run mad in the library.
Hay God! I bind every spirit of madness!
11. When you see your friend hanging with her guy in Love Garden.
It is yourself youâre doing o!
12. Classes on a normal day VS classes during exams.
Jesoxxx! So there are plenty people in this school like this?
13. When you and your squad are reading in FSS and you hear gunshots in New Hall.
Who wants to die?
14. You, looking for the question the lecturer said is sure to come out.
It must be here somewhere.
15. Wicked lecturers looking at y’all struggling and enjoying it.
âA is for God, B, and C are for me, you people can share the restâ
16. When Sodeinde boys start their wahala rap-battles again.
They will not let someone read in peace!
17. When they’re giving someone malpractice form to fill during the paper and you have dubs on you too.
Please God, just help me out of this one.
On April 7, all hell broke loose in University of Lagos as the school was closed down indefinitely by the authorities.
The students abandoned their lectures to protest the poor water and electricity supply in the school. They also protested on behalf of the students who live off-campus and have difficulty getting to school due to the fuel scarcity wahala.
The school authorities closed down the school indefinitely and asked all students to vacate the school premises before 10 am on April 8.
It was alleged that the Student Union locked the school gates on April 8 when the school management closed all the hostels.
The school shutting down is a direct consequence of the fuel scarcity crisis in Nigeria.
UNILAG students though.Are they not aware of the recent happenings in the country as a whole? They'll protest again when they also get home.
— Johnson A., ABR., MCIArb (UK) (@Johnsonamaechi) April 8, 2016
Could it be that the students were tired of being neglected by the school authorities? Considering the fact that the students had protested a bed bug infestation in the hostels back in 2015.
This unilag debacle eh…nt funny at all…the school lacks serious management. .đł
This is the first school to shut down as a result of fuel scarcity and erratic fuel supply. We hope things restore to normal before other institutions in the country follow suit.
Ayodele Daniel Dada, the first Nigerian to ever graduate with a perfect CGPA in the country’s history has been granted a luxury apartment by Sujimoto construction.
Last week, we shared his story with you and Nigerians have been inspired by how he came out on top in spite of the several challenges students face in the country.
The 29 year old scored As in all the courses he offered in the University and participated in a lot of social activities while at it.
Upon learning of Danielâs story and meeting with him, popular OAP Freeze spoke out and in his words:
âAyodele Daniel Dada is the 1st Nigerian in 54 years to get a perfect CGPA. My question is, how do we encourage him, and most importantly channel the minds of the forthcoming generation into the realization that our intellectual ability is the driving force behind innovation, which in itself is our greatest asset?How do we dissuade the next generation from the teachings of many pastors, who âBarnumâthem, by selling the idea of a ready made financial miracle, for 10% of their current income?â
And Daniel’s academic excellence didn’t make things automatically easy for him.
Freeze went on to inform Nigerians of his accommodation challenges also imploring successful Nigerian companies to help invest in Danielâs intellectual potential.
In an awesome turn of events, Freeze personally reached out to the CEO of Sujimoto construction, who was responsible for providing a luxury apartment for Olajumoke.
Although controversial musician, Dencia was reported to have offered to help with Danielâs rent, the enthusiastic CEO of Sujimoto, Sijibomi Ogundele, Â was quoted to have said: âNever again in the history of this country would the talent of a young man/lady be left without helping him attain his full potentialâ.
Daniel is an example of Nigerians who continue to shine through and excel in whatever field they may be. We hope his genius potential is tapped into for the development of the country.
1. When you get to Yaba and see the queue for the shuttle.
What is all this?
2. You, passing Love Garden at night, looking at all the couples like:
Later youâll be crying that youâre pregnant.
3. When you see people dressing for lectures like it’s Lagos fashion week.
Please go and collect your prize from the Dean.
4. How the library looks around exam time:
Ah! These many students even know where the library is.
5. When NEPA waits till exam time to become completely useless.
How will I now read, ehn?
6. When you see people using street lamp and GTB ATM light to do overnight reading.
You people are the real students oh!
7. How Ampitheatre looks during exam prayers:
See all of them. Na by this one?
8. When your squatter brings their own squatters.
You must actually be possessed.
9. When porters come and start checking for squatters in the middle of the night.
Hay God. What is it?
10. When one small celebrity comes around and you see people throwing their home training in the dustbin.
Is it Dammy Krane that is doing you people like this?
11. When you go to Iya Moria and dodo has finished.
Why do bad things always happen to good people?
12. When someone jumps the long queue in Shop 10 and starts shouting “Aunty Eno” and “Aunty Ireti”.
Itâs like you want to be slapped today.
13. When the gate gets blocked because some students just decided to start protesting.
Every time, protest. You people will not go and read your book
14. You, waiting for the ‘any work’ you sent to bring your food.
Na wa. Are they taking a tour of the university?
15. When you’re broke and you start wondering if the risky burger behind Mariere is actually worth the risk.
So, should I die of starvation or die of food poisoning?
16. How you use the toilets in your hostel:
Canât go and carry disease that doesnât belong to you.
17. When you see your friend’s babe entering jeep in front of Moremi.
