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1. You, when you find out you’re going abroad and not to the village for the long holiday

Yassssss!!!
2. When you get to school and your friends ask what you’re doing this holiday:

I’m travelling!
3. When your friends start bringing out lists of things for you to bring back for them:

Do I look like courier service?
4. Your mother’s idea of hand luggage:

Hello ma they said one small bag oh!
5. You, your siblings, and your cousins in the room ALL of you are forced to share

Just squashed like “sandine”.
6. What you think you’re going to be eating during the holidays:

Burger, pasta, fish & chips!
7. What you actually eat:

Might as well have stayed at home.
8. When your mom is shopping for you:

“2 items only!”
9. When your mum goes shopping for herself:

Money ain’t a thing!
10. Your parents idea of holiday activities:

Is it everyday sleep?
11. When your siblings start forming accent when you guys are in public.

Better not cut your tongue with all this “fiun fiun fiun” you people are doing.
12. When you realise you have to go home soon.

The abroad is sweet oh!
13. Then you remember you have new baffs, pictures and sweets.

Baddest Guy Ever Liveth!
1. When there is a chore to do and nobody wants to do it.

I’m not moving.
2. You, waiting for your turn to use the bathroom.

What is it?
3. When you stop and calculate how much your parents spend on school fees.

Wow! You people are trying.
4. When you get called the wrong name on a daily basis.

Am I not your child again?
5. How you fight for the remote when everybody wants to watch a different channel:

We must kill ourselves sha.
6. When it’s time to go out and everyone heads to the car like:

The struggle.
7. When someone eats the food you were hiding.

You people want to die.
8. You, trying to find some privacy.

Mission Impossible.
9. When a day cannot pass without 2 or more people fighting.

Na wa.
10. When you can’t find something and you don’t even know who to start accusing.

You people sef.
11. What the kitchen looks like after every meal:

Jah Jehovah!
12. Whenever it is time for the whole family to travel.

The stress.
13. What your house looks like when relatives visit:

The worst.
14. When your parents buy something for one of you without buying for everyone else.

Better go and buy our own.
15. Your contact list:

The endless numbers. Your whole family.
16. What your Whatsapp family group looks like:

Like a marketplace.
1. When your parents keep calling you the wrong name by accident.

Na wa. You born me by mistake?
2. When your parents constantly treat you better than your older ones.

WINNING!
3. When your parents send your siblings on an errand and they make you do it.

What is all this?
4. When everyone treats you like the baby of the house even when you become an adult.

You people should free me.
5. When everything in your wardrobe is basically second-hand.

When will I see new cloth, biko?
6. Whenever your siblings say “when you’ get older…”

Sorry oh Oldest Olamide.
7. When your siblings leave you at home because they think you’ll spoil their fun.

Na wa oh.
8. When your parents now force them to take you along and they ignore you throughout.

Are we even related like this?
9. When you report your siblings and your parents punish them.

Good for you.
10. When your teachers constantly compare you to your siblings.

Should I go and bring them back to your class for you?
11. When someone is bullying you and you tell your siblings.

My defenders,
12. When people start buying you things because they want to date one of your siblings.

You sabi.
13. Whenever people just assume you are spoiled.

You don’t have sense.
14. When all your siblings finally move out and your parents officially turn you into the help.

Is this my life now?
15. Whenever your parents left the house and left your older siblings in charge.

I’m dead.
1. The “I’m definitely going to report you” face

Just let them get home.
2. The “Please don’t tell mummy and daddy” face

Just this once…
3. The “You can’t compete with this” face

Last born cuteness always wins!
4. The “So you think this will work?” face

Not overtime report, sometimes form siblings alliance.
5. The “I can’t believe you still reported me” face

Huge betrayal, bro!
6. The “I can’t believe you’re not in trouble” face

If it was me now…
7. The “So they bought for you and didn’t buy for me” face

Maybe I’m adopted.
8. The “I’m next in line for the beating” face

And it’s your fault.
9. The “I’m DEFINITELY next in line for the beating” face

This sibling thing is not working out.
10. The “Mummy and daddy are going to kill me” face

I should probably do it for them.
11. The “Mummy and daddy are going to kill YOU” face

This should be fun!
12. The “Mummy please stop talking, you’re embarrassing us” face

Can the ground just open?
13. The “Why are mummy and daddy always lying about keeping our money” face

All the money they have ‘kept’ where is it??
14. The “Everyone knows I’m the favorite child” face.

I’m sha number one!
15. The “Don’t come and embarrass me in school” face

Once we cross those school gates, I don’t know you.
16. The “I know your secret” face

Enjoy yourself. Till I expose you.
17. The “I can’t believe we are related” face

No really, It’s a lie.
18. The “It’s all your fault” face

Gosh you’re horrible!
19. The “What’s this one saying?” face

Ugh!
20. The “Do it yourself” face

Shebi you were forming older sibling?
21. The “I’m not giving you” face

Nope.
22. The “Well done” face

Continue. My time is coming.

1. You, when you find out you’re going abroad and not to the village for the long holiday

2. When you get to school and your friends ask what you’re doing this holiday:

3. When your friends start bringing out lists of things for you to bring back for them:

4. Your mother’s idea of hand luggage:

5. You, your siblings, and your cousins in the room ALL of you are forced to share

6. What you think you’re going to be eating during the holidays:

7. What you actually eat:

8. When your mom is shopping for you:

9. When your mum goes shopping for herself:

10. Your parents idea of holiday activities:

11. When your siblings start forming accent when you guys are in public.

12. When you realise you have to go home soon.

13. Then you remember you have new baffs, pictures and sweets.

1. When there is a chore to do and nobody wants to do it.

2. You, waiting for your turn to use the bathroom.

3. When you stop and calculate how much your parents spend on school fees.

4. When you get called the wrong name on a daily basis.

5. How you fight for the remote when everybody wants to watch a different channel:

6. When it’s time to go out and everyone heads to the car like:

7. When someone eats the food you were hiding.

8. You, trying to find some privacy.

9. When a day cannot pass without 2 or more people fighting.

10. When you can’t find something and you don’t even know who to start accusing.

11. What the kitchen looks like after every meal:

12. Whenever it is time for the whole family to travel.

13. What your house looks like when relatives visit:

14. When your parents buy something for one of you without buying for everyone else.

15. Your contact list:

16. What your Whatsapp family group looks like:

1. When your parents keep calling you the wrong name by accident.

2. When your parents constantly treat you better than your older ones.

3. When your parents send your siblings on an errand and they make you do it.

4. When everyone treats you like the baby of the house even when you become an adult.

5. When everything in your wardrobe is basically second-hand.

6. Whenever your siblings say “when you’ get older…”

7. When your siblings leave you at home because they think you’ll spoil their fun.

8. When your parents now force them to take you along and they ignore you throughout.

9. When you report your siblings and your parents punish them.

10. When your teachers constantly compare you to your siblings.

11. When someone is bullying you and you tell your siblings.

12. When people start buying you things because they want to date one of your siblings.

13. Whenever people just assume you are spoiled.

14. When all your siblings finally move out and your parents officially turn you into the help.

15. Whenever your parents left the house and left your older siblings in charge.

1. The “I’m definitely going to report you” face

2. The “Please don’t tell mummy and daddy” face

3. The “You can’t compete with this” face

4. The “So you think this will work?” face

5. The “I can’t believe you still reported me” face

6. The “I can’t believe you’re not in trouble” face

7. The “So they bought for you and didn’t buy for me” face

8. The “I’m next in line for the beating” face

9. The “I’m DEFINITELY next in line for the beating” face

10. The “Mummy and daddy are going to kill me” face

11. The “Mummy and daddy are going to kill YOU” face

12. The “Mummy please stop talking, you’re embarrassing us” face

13. The “Why are mummy and daddy always lying about keeping our money” face

14. The “Everyone knows I’m the favorite child” face.

15. The “Don’t come and embarrass me in school” face

16. The “I know your secret” face

17. The “I can’t believe we are related” face

18. The “It’s all your fault” face

19. The “What’s this one saying?” face

20. The “Do it yourself” face

21. The “I’m not giving you” face

22. The “Well done” face