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  • In case you missed it, First Lady Aisha Buhari, in a recent interview with BBC Hausa criticised the present regime. According to her, President Buhari’s tenure is not particularly benefiting the masses who need help the most. She also said she might not campaign with the president, come 2019.

    We were facing our work as usual when we heard our President Buhari finally reacted to madam Aisha’s recent comments.

    When he was questioned about it, he replied in these exact words: “I don’t know which party my wife belongs to, but she belongs to my kitchen and my living room and the other room.”

    Pardon us sir, but we have so many questions right now.

    Presido, when you say “the other room”, what do you really mean sir?

    Do all the women in this cabinet know what they’re doing? Aunty Kemi, do you realize where you really belong ma?

    And you, Mummy Amina. We like you, but please, you really belong in the kitchen, you know.

    So what this means is that Madam Aisha Buhari cannot even say something again? A woman cannot freely express how she feels again?

    Anyway, one thing we are all sure of is where Mr. President will sleep tonight.

    If you think we are lying, see it yourself.

    https://twitter.com/AshakaSaleh/status/786961872528502784

  • President Buhari is known for his many travels for several diplomatic” purposes.

    Within his first 181 days in office, he had already visited 10 countries. And in spite of the fuel scarcity problem currently plaguing the country, he has gone on another trip to the dismay of many Nigerians.

    Nigerians being kings of humor, who can make jokes out of any situation have trolled the president with #ThingsBuhariWouldAttend.

    1. Because, pencils cam magically grow the economy.

    https://twitter.com/briandark/status/715651555320537089

    2. A president must only rule in slay.

    3. Nigeria must be a colonial master by force.

    https://twitter.com/ekwem/status/715648778154418177

    4. He may want to turn up with the squad.

    5. Or just want to leave Nigerians and their wahala behind.

    6. Because, he cannot come and die jare.

    7. What if he just wants to get that premium Ewa Agoyin?

    https://twitter.com/phaelmz1/status/715802381200596992

    8. Because, he could be interested in the parent’s race.

    9. His travelling is kuku more important than any other thing Nigerians are going through.

    10. Because he beat Dora the Explorer at her own game of travelling.

    11. Could it be a case of chronic Mogbo-moya?

    https://twitter.com/Mr_Gozie/status/715809118225842176

    12. He could even turn up for all the Nigerians that can’t make Kim and Kanye’s ceremony.

    13. Because he knows #BleachingLivesMatter.