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Something interesting happened one peaceful Owambe Saturday like that and we thought to bring the amebo to you, you’re welcome!
As we all know, the single life isn’t always fun. And that’s what made one Nigerian man slide into the DMs of a peng woman he met via Facebook.

After seizing the bae and finding true love, they decided the next step for them was to walk down the aisle. Not bad abi?

But on their wedding day, the unexpected happened!

The bride ran out of their wedding venue in Eket, Akwa Ibom after finding out her groom didn’t work in Oil and Gas as he claimed.

Unfortunately for her, she couldn’t run like Usain Bolt and people from the wedding caught up with her and dragged her to the wedding.

So she ended up going back to the church and marrying the guy o! THE END!

This bride was actually seen running from her wedding in Eket, but no-one knows what really happened sha. [zkk_poll post=47389 poll=content_block_standard_format_8]
1. This one where the bride was basically flying up and down.

Because sitting down is too much stress.
2. This couple that doesn’t understand why there are locks on toilet doors.

Na wa!
3. This couple that decided this calabash was too heavy for one of them to carry.

They found love by the riverside.
4. These ones that were doing bad things in the corner.

See how people are looking at them.
5. This groom that was doing yoga in the air.

As per yoga master.
6. This couple that were the only black people in their own shoot.

What’s happening here?
7. These ones that were doing shakara in the village.

See wahala.
8. These ones that staged a kidnap scene.

On top wedding again?
9. This I-must-be-Sango-by-force groom.

So extra!
10. These ones that kuku went all the way underwater to take their own pictures.

As per dry land is not fine enough for them.
11. These ones that were just unserious.

They need that red card in real life.
12. This couple kuku went to shoot a music video.

As per they’re no longer anybody’s mates.
Imagine it’s your wedding day and every one around you is happy to see you finally cuff the love of your life.

Turn up!
You have practiced all your dance moves ready to unleash like….

This man was so happy at his wedding that he brought his all to the dance floor.

His dance steps might seem unconventional to others, but he didn’t care what haters had to say.

You only get married once please.
But his bride wasn’t feeling his “cool moves”.

When your significant other decides to embarass you on your wedding day.

Then he went and picked a cooler dance partner..

LMAO!
Check out the full video here.

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What are your thoughts about this man’s hilarious dance moves?
What do you do after a successful hunting expedition? Packing your things to prepare a nice feast with your catch sounds just right.

And roar like this lion.
Or in this case, what happens when you seize the bae of your dreams after going through all the known pits of curves and heartbreak?

Time for owambe turn up.
These couples created a brilliant pre-wedding photoshoot themed “The hunt is over”.

https://www.instagram.com/p/xxUrMgOkIM/?taken-by=kelseybaby654

https://www.instagram.com/p/yFJRXSmilG/?taken-by=annawest75

And because anything Nigerians touch will always be gold…

Just look at the cutlass.

Share your thoughts with us.
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Nigerian weddings are one of the most common avenues to really turn up. But then, it’s never always about the Jollof rice or beautiful bridesmaids.

They can be one of the worst events to ever attend. Here are 11 annoying things about Nigerian weddings.
1. They are usually very crowded.

Because, Nigerians will find a way to sneak into a strictly by invitation event.
2. …And time wasting.

You probably will spend more than 6 hours of your life in a loud wedding depending on how much African time is spent.
3. Lord! The overpriced Aso ebi.

When you pay 50k for Aso ebi…… pic.twitter.com/3yZ3qEy619
— SirLAMPS (@Super_Spotter) December 27, 2015

Let’s not even talk about the fact that you cannot wear that same Aso ebi to another wedding because you have to keep buying more Aso ebi.
4. Expenses! Expenses! Expenses!

With expensive Aso ebi comes expenses like a nice clutch, face beat because your face has to slay, shoes and let’s not even talk about tailor charges.
5. The many stages and tiresome procedures.

The introduction dress, traditional/engagement dress, church/Nikkah dress and reception dress. Kilode!
6. Not getting served Jollof rice because you didn’t buy Aso ebi.

Yes! People get petty like that.
7. Weddings MCs are boring and tell the worst jokes.

When will this trash end?
8. The annoying people that steal all the drinks and small chops at the table.

You have eaten your fear of God with the small chops, abi?
9. Getting criticised for dressing hotter than the bride.

https://twitter.com/Irruaprincess/status/683264223871385600
You can’t unlock your full potential at a Nigerian wedding.
10. The low chances of getting seized.

Nigerian weddings are the fields where seeds of heartbreak are sown. Ironic abi?
11. Dealing with those “Your own is next” comments.

Wipe the stupidity off your mouth please.
1. This black and gold invite.

https://instagram.com/p/9qpkKXNfU3/?tagged=weddinginvites

2. This mint green and gold invite.

https://instagram.com/p/6DL79BF3rZ/?taken-by=naijaweddinginvites

3. This simple but lovely ‘save the date’.

https://instagram.com/p/9vOTQ2lSSO/?tagged=savethedate

4. This artsy ‘save the date’.

https://instagram.com/p/9wQky5N_b0/?tagged=weddinginvites

5. This laser cut ‘Our Hearts’ wedding invitation.

https://instagram.com/p/9o-LQ_rlSi/?tagged=weddinginvites

6. This polka dot bundles with custom pastel colours invites.

https://instagram.com/p/9qnGSnyLFu/?tagged=weddinginvites

7. This gold and cream doilies-inspired laser cut invites.

https://instagram.com/p/6IRm14F3pa/?taken-by=naijaweddinginvites

8. These gorgeous hand painted watercolour wedding invitations.

https://instagram.com/p/9s6_2fPmcd/?tagged=weddinginvites

9. These scroll wedding invites.

https://instagram.com/p/9qe8swDVNM/?tagged=weddinginvites

10. This blush pink, hot pink and grey custom wedding invite.

https://instagram.com/p/6DvMRFF3g9/?taken-by=naijaweddinginvites

11. This creative countdown/save the date.

https://www.instagram.com/p/95l9AoJ0Ji/?taken-by=jopstudios

12. This gold and cobalt blue invite.

https://instagram.com/p/2BHgM6l3hn/?taken-by=naijaweddinginvites

13. This plum and gold invite.

https://instagram.com/p/1-huPIl3t0/?taken-by=naijaweddinginvites

14. This interesting ‘save the date’.

https://www.instagram.com/p/8T2hmPkwln/?taken-by=lilianesoroo

15. This black and white ‘save the date’.

https://instagram.com/p/zDJSs-F3s8/?taken-by=naijaweddinginvites
Featured image via Wania Olatunde Photography.
16. This hilarious ‘save the date’.

17. This classy ‘save the date’.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-RMYp1heUH/

18. This beach-inspired one.

19. This one inspired by Love and Basketball.

20. This music video.