• Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing.


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    When did you first realise the importance of money?

    Secondary school, and it was in the context of how people treat each other. I went to an international school, a typical rich kid setting, and the students used money as a popularity yardstick. It was like, “Why should I talk to you if you can’t afford to buy XYZ?” 

    It was the first time I saw something like that, and it seemed brutal. I didn’t understand why it mattered that people couldn’t afford certain things. 

    Did you also fall into this category? I mean, not being as rich as the others?

    Oh no. I grew up comfortable. My parents are civil servants who own businesses on the side, and we’ve vacationed abroad at least once a year since I was in primary school. Money was never a problem, but I consider myself naturally empathetic, so my classmates’ attitude bothered me. 

    Plus, my parents didn’t teach me to look down on people based on what they could or couldn’t afford. They’re firm believers of moderation and humility, so my sister and I knew early that mummy and daddy would never throw money at you. They provided the basics. If I needed extra money, I worked for it.

    It’s safe to assume you started working early for money then?

    Yes, I made money for the first time in primary 4. My sister and I learnt how to make beaded bracelets by watching videos on the internet, and we convinced our parents to buy us the beads and other materials we needed. Initially, we only made bracelets for each other. But we wore them to school, and our classmates liked them, so we decided to sell them.

    Each bracelet cost about ₦150 to make, and I sold them for ₦300 – ₦350, depending on the style and whether or not I included charms. My aunty lived with us, so she helped us keep money aside for the materials. My sister and I shared whatever profit remained. We did that business for about a year. By then, almost everyone in our classes had a bracelet, so there was no market anymore. 

    Oh wait, I just remembered I had a month-long stint reselling snacks in my class before the bracelets thing. I noticed some people came to school with money instead of food, and there was this big shop close to my house that sold snacks. So, I bought snacks from the shop and sold them in class for a ₦50 profit.

    I’m trying and failing to picture a 9-year-old logging around snacks

    Haha. I always went to the shop with my aunty, and she helped with the buying. The snacks were popular with my classmates because they cost a little less than the ones sold in the school shops, but the ₦50 profit was small. So, I stopped and moved on to the bracelets instead.

    Why the need to try businesses so early though?

    I liked the idea of having my own money. The bracelet thing was basically turning a skill into a money-making opportunity. My parents are also business-oriented, so they encouraged my sister and me to explore as much as possible.

    I entered secondary school in 2014 and resumed the snacks business. Unlike me, most of my classmates were boarding students, and the tuck shop didn’t have much variety. My parents gave me a ₦1500 weekly allowance, so I used part of that to buy snacks from home and sell them in school.

    My profit margin was greater this time around, and I made at least ₦150 on every item. In a week, I could make up to ₦2k in profit, and I spent my money on food and gifts for family and friends. I did the business between JSS 2 and SS 1, then I stopped because the school banned boarding students from buying food outside the tuck shop.   

    I graduated from secondary school in 2020, but I was forced to remain at home for two years due to the pandemic and plenty ASUU strikes. So, while I waited for school, I sold tote bags and other accessories.

    How did that work?

    I opened an Instagram page and began advertising the tote bags, scrunches, and pillowcases I made myself. I took a sewing class once in secondary school, and I’m quite creative, so it wasn’t that difficult to learn. YouTube also helped a lot. 

    However, sales weren’t regular. I only sold to a few of my friends and some people online. I can’t even remember what the profit was like because I could sell something once a month and then go weeks without selling anything. I eventually stopped the business in 100 level. My parents gave me a ₦40k monthly allowance, so I just relied on that.

    In 200 level, my allowance increased to ₦100k, and I decided it was time to take my finances seriously. The inspiration to get serious with money came from an Instagram financial influencer. She talked a lot about investments and financial management, so I followed her and took a bunch of financial courses she recommended. Most were free, and they were about understanding the stock market and other investment channels. 

    I’ve always been about making money, but this influencer’s page motivated me to think more about my finances and how to attain financial stability and independence rather than just making quick money. So, since 2023, I’ve been saving half of my allowance and investing some of it in stocks.

    What kind of stocks?

    US and Nigerian stocks, and sometimes I invest in dollars. Before I bought my first stocks, I tested the waters with a dollar investment. I put $10 in a fintech app and sold it two months later when the exchange rate increased. I made a ₦15k profit on that. 

    Then, I moved to a brokerage service and put $20 on low-risk stocks because I was wary of losing money. My parents didn’t even support my investment plans — an uncle once lost money to the MMM scam, and I guess they assumed it meant all investments weren’t trustworthy. 

    I still continued sha. I have about $120 in stocks right now, but that value increases and decreases depending on market conditions. I’m thinking about the stocks as long-term investments, so I’m leaving my profit to accumulate. I also save in savings apps. Currently, my savings and investment portfolio is worth ₦1.2m.

    Not bad. Do you still live on allowances?

    For the most part, yes. I’m in 200 level, but I also do a bunch of different things to make money. One of them is personal shopping, which I started early this year. My classmates always complimented my fashion taste and asked where I got my pieces, so I decided to make a business out of it.

    So, I help people buy clothes — either what they ask me to get something specific or I just buy if I see anything nice and resell it to them. Sometimes, I outsource styles to a tailor and sell the outfits to my clients. I made at least a ₦1500 profit on clothes I buy from the market and resell.

    I don’t really have a steady client base yet, but people come to me occasionally, and I make some money here and there.

    I also make money from makeup modelling gigs. I started in 2020 after secondary school and worked with an agency. I left the agency in 2022 because of the bad pay. I got ₦5k per gig, and after removing the agent’s commission and my transportation costs, I was often left with ₦1500 as profit. It didn’t make sense, so I went freelance. It’s been a while since I got gigs, sha.

    Voiceover gigs are my most recent venture. A friend needed someone to read two scripts a few months ago, so I did that and got paid ₦6k. I also do a bit of scriptwriting and content creation for a little extra cash here and there.

    Seems like you’re bent on trying everything

    I just want to build wealth as early as possible. I believe the earlier I start, the faster I can build something like a business empire. The goal is to be financially free and afford a good life. By good life, I mean being able to travel at least two or three times a year. I plan to keep saving and investing till I can do that.

    Is it safe to assume the plan after uni is to start working on that empire?

    Exactly. I intend to start businesses tailored to my various interests. My friends tease me about being a jack of all trades and never sitting down in one place. But if I’m good at many things, shouldn’t I just do everything?

    That said, I like fashion, so I’ll most likely work towards creating a fashion brand where I’ll provide styling services, clothing, and accessories. I also love cooking, so I might start a cooking business, too. I’m always scouring YouTube for recipes and recreating them. I’ll probably end up doing both fashion and food and creating content for both brands. 

    But short term, I plan to buy land with my savings next year and start a maize farm. I’m thinking of maize because it’s such a versatile crop, and from my findings, it’s also profitable. I’m still working out how it’ll run though. Of course, I’ll have to hire a trusted person to manage it on my behalf, as school won’t let me be more hands-on.

    I’m not really focused on a 9-5 job because I see how hard my parents still work at their businesses, even while employed. So, I’m not thinking about making money only within the confines of a job. I’ll still run a business even if I’m employed. 

    Let’s talk about your current monthly expenses

    I plan my expenses using my allowance. Anything extra I get from side gigs is just a plus. So, my allowance typically goes like this:

    Savings – ₦50k

    Data, food and other personal needs – ₦50k

    I split my monthly savings into investments and a savings app. ₦25k goes into stocks and dollars, and I save the remaining ₦25k. I don’t have a budget for transportation —my parents bought me a car last semester to make my commute easier, and they pay for the fuel.

    How would you describe your relationship with money?

    I think I have two extremes with my finances. Sometimes, I spend aggressively, and other times, I save aggressively. But whenever I’m in that spending state, I make sure not to touch my savings. 

    What was your last “aggressive” purchase?

    I swapped my iPhone 13 for an iPhone 16 and got some new clothes for content. To be fair, I only paid for the clothes. The phone swap cost ₦1.2m, and my dad paid that.

    Is there anything you want right now but can’t afford?

    A bigger ring light and tripod for content creation. I’m still trying to justify whether I actually need to get new ones since I already have a small tripod and ring light. So I haven’t looked at the prices yet. 

    How would you rate your financial happiness on a scale of 1-10?

    7.5. I’m okay right now, but I can do so much better. I’m on the right path.


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  • Education takes a front seat in the development and progress of any nation, and Nigeria is no exception. If you’ve ever wondered where each Nigerian state stands regarding education, this article has answers for you. This ranking of the top 25 most educated states in Nigeria is derived from a combination of literacy rates, out-of-school rates, dropout rates, and the number of tertiary institutions in each state. The data used for this analysis is sourced from the National Bureau of Statistics and the UNICEF Education Fact Sheet 2023.

    We Ranked The Top 25 Most Educated States in Nigeria in 2024

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    Imo State

    Imo State tops the list as the most educated state in Nigeria. With a literacy rate of 96.43%, the state boasts one of the lowest out-of-school rates in the country.

    Literacy Rate: 96.43%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 7

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 21%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 8%

    Lagos State

    Known as the commercial hub of Nigeria, the state follows closely with a literacy rate of 96.30%. Despite its high dropout and out-of-school rates, Lagos is home to numerous tertiary institutions.

    Literacy rate: 96.30%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 69

    Dropout Rate (upper secondary): 27%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 23%

    Ekiti State

    Ekiti State, often referred to as the “Fountain of Knowledge,” ranks third with a literacy rate of 95.79%. The state has a commendable out-of-school rate and is known for its commitment to education.

    Literacy rate: 95.79%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 5

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 25%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 9%

    Rivers State

    Rivers State, with its literacy rate of 95.76%, has one of the highest dropout rates among the top states.

    Literacy rate: 95.76%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 6

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 32%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 20%

    Abia State

    Abia State, known for its focus on technical and vocational education, ranks fifth. The state has a strong kick for education, reflected in its high literacy rate.

    Literacy rate: 94.24%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 9

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 26%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 20%

    Anambra State

    Anambra State is a significant player in Nigeria’s educational sector, with a literacy rate of 92.11% and a substantial number of tertiary institutions.

    Literacy rate: 92.11%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 29

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 28%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 19%

    Osun State

    Osun State is known for its strong academic culture and ranks seventh with a literacy rate of 90.57%.

    Literacy rate: 90.57%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 47

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 38%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 24%

    Edo State

    Edo State, with a literacy rate of 90.53%, is home to some of Nigeria’s prestigious universities and educational institutions, making it a key state in the nation’s educational landscape.

    Literacy rate: 90.53%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 21

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 24%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 21%

    Enugu State

    Enugu State ranks ninth, with a literacy rate of 89.46% and a solid number of tertiary institutions that contribute to its educational standing.

    Literacy rate: 89.46%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 33

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 30%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 20%

    Delta State

    Delta State rounds out the top ten, with a literacy rate of 87.43% and a significant number of educational institutions that drive its academic achievements.

    Literacy rate: 87.43%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 33

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 26%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 26%

    Bayelsa State

    Bayelsa State, despite its high dropout rate, ranks 11th among the most educated states in Nigeria.

    Literacy rate: 86.83%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 15

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 39%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 18%

    Kogi State

    Kogi State, with a literacy rate of 83.93%, is home to several reputable educational institutions, making it a key player in the Nigerian educational landscape.

    Literacy rate: 83.93%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 20

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 30%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 15%

    Ogun State

    Ogun State is known for its high number of tertiary institutions, contributing to its literacy rate of 81.76%.

    Literacy rate: 81.76%

    Number of tertiary Institutions: 50

    Dropout rate (Upper Secondary): 20%

    Out-of-school rate (Upper Secondary): 21%

    Ondo State

    With a literacy rate of 81.15%, Ondo State has a strong educational foundation, supported by its tertiary institutions.

    Literacy rate: 81.15%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 24

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 32%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 20%

    Oyo State

    Oyo State, known for its academic heritage, ranks 15th with a literacy rate of 80.25%.

    Literacy rate: 80.25%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 47

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 24%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary):18%

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    Cross River State

    Cross River State maintains a focus on education, with a literacy rate of 80.03% and several educational institutions.

    Literacy rate: 80.03%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 16

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 20%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 21%

    Akwa Ibom State

    With a literacy rate of 78.84%, Akwa Ibom State continues to invest in education, despite its high dropout rate.

    Literacy rate: 78.84%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 32

    Dropout rate (upper Secondary): 32%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 21%

    Federal Capital Territory (FCT)

    The FCT, with a literacy rate of 78.84%, is home to several prestigious educational institutions, making it a key educational hub in Nigeria.

    Literacy rate: 78.84%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 34

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 25%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 20%

    Ebonyi State

    Ebonyi State, with its literacy rate of 77.76%, ranks 19th among the most educated states in Nigeria.

    Literacy rate: 77.76%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 23

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 15%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 7%

    Benue State

    Benue State, known for its educational institutions, ranks 20th with a literacy rate of 73.74%.

    Literacy rate: 73.74%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 30

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 22%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 18%

    Taraba State

    Taraba State ranks among the more educated states in northern Nigeria, with a literacy rate of 72.00%. However, the state has an out-of-school rate of 33%, indicating that a large portion of its student population isn’t completing secondary education.

    Literacy rate: 72.00%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 12

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 16%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary):33%

    Kwara State

    Kwara State has a literacy rate of 69.66%, but its high dropout and out-of-school rates indicate that many children do not complete their education.

    Literacy rate: 69.66%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 31

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 33%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 37%

    Plateau State

    Plateau State has a literacy rate of 63.65%. Both its dropout and out-of-school rates are aligned at 28%.

    Literacy rate: 63.65%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 25

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 28%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 28%

    Nasarawa State

    Nasarawa State’s literacy rate stands at 59.21%. The state’s educational system struggles with a significant out-of-school rate.

    Literacy rate: 59.21%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 21

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 24%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary):31%

    Kano State

    Kano State, despite being one of Nigeria’s most populous states, has a low literacy rate of 38.06%. The state also faces significant educational challenges, with a high dropout and out-of-school rate.

    Literacy rate: 38.06%

    Number of tertiary institutions: 41

    Dropout rate (upper secondary): 29%

    Out-of-school rate (upper secondary): 37%

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  • University life is all fun and games until you realise you’re constantly fighting a losing battle with brokenness and your rather humble pocket money. 

    We asked these graduates, who’ve been there and done that, to share tips on how they stretched the lifespan of their allowance while maintaining their steeze.

    How to Manage Your Pocket Money as a Student, According to 6 Graduates

    Pack your provisions 

    “When I was in school, I had friends who asked their parents for money instead of provisions. They thought it was a flex because it meant coming to school with at least three times the pocket money of other students. Suffice to say, they were the real examples I needed to see why that was a bad idea. They finished their pocket money in weeks and always came to disturb those of us with provisions. See, even if the load is heavy AF, don’t refuse those bags of rice, garri, and beans your parents pack for you. It’s the surest way to save money in school.”

    Go home

    “We lived in Ibadan, and my school was in Ikire, Osun State. Back then, it was just about ₦100-200 for t-fare from my school to IB, and I took mad advantage of it. I often went home on weekends because it meant returning to school with more provisions, money, or even cooked meals. If you school in an area close to your house or a close relative, please visit as frequently as you can.”

    Set a daily spending limit

    “I had a daily budget of ₦600 when I was in school. The money covered my daily transport fare, lunch at the cafeteria, and extra change for any unplanned expenses. I rolled it over to the next day’s budget if I had spare change from a day. And if I had spare from the week, I rolled it over to the next week or just treated myself.”

    Avoid cafeterias and restaurants

    “I only went to the cafeterias and restaurants in school on days I felt like splurging or giving myself a treat. My general rule was to cook in my hostel before heading out for lectures. I mean, what’s the point of all the foodstuff and provisions I brought from home if I’m always eating out? This helped me save money a lot.”

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    Share expenses with friends and roommates

    “If you’ve got a cool-headed and cooperative roommate or friend, constantly push for doing things together. Want to cook? Bring in half and ask them for the other half. Transport to school? Alternate payment between each other. This was my key to saving money in school. However, it’s only effective if the other person is cooperative and not a crackhead.”

    Always split your money in half

    “Once I receive my pocket money, I split it in half and force myself to believe the other half doesn’t exist. I started doing this from boarding school, continued in uni, and it’s the same now that I’m a salary earner. There are so many benefits to it. I’m always so prudent with what’s left because, in my head, there’s no half stashed somewhere. And before you know it, that half you’ve been stashing grows into major bar you can use for anything.”

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  • The Nigerian university experience is incomplete if you have never met with coursemates outside your school, leaving outsiders wondering, “What the hell is happening?” or “What language are they speaking?”

    For example, in Obafemi Awolowo University, “chorister” has a different meaning, and “1k” isn’t what you think it is. But those aren’t the only slangs common to the school. We’ve compiled 25 OAU slangs and their meanings.

    25 OAU Slangs and Their Meanings

    Anglomoz:

    The love garden between Angola and Mozambique halls.

    E-problem:

    The school’s e-portal.

    Iwe

    Means “book” in English, used for academically sound students.

    Jacking

    Reading for lengthy hours.

    Jackobian

    OAU’s version of a bookworm.

    Won ti sha mi

    Used when you get bad grades or fail a course.

    Papa Bams

    It’s the nickname for the Vice-Chancellor, Professor Adebayo Simeon Bamire.

    1k

    A 1000-capacity lecture hall.

    Laana

    This one means to fail a course woefully.

    Spagewa

    Beans and spaghetti made concoction style.

    Indospag:

     A combination of noodles and spaghetti.

    Faa Aluta

    To cause chaos leading to the school’s closure or a strike.

    Mr Moz

    This slang is for male students who frequently visit female hostels.

    Moz101

    Wooing new female students in Mozambique Hall.

    No animal

    Meals cooked with no protein.

    Academics

    Lecture halls.

    As e dey hot

    Refers to puff puff, egg roll, and similar pastries.

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    OAU choristers

    This is the slang for law students required to wear white and black outfits.

    White House

    Department of Chemistry & Physics.

    Yellow House

    Department of Mathematics.

    Docki:

    A medical student.

    Kawe ju

    It’s the slang used when an unserious person decides to study.

    Death centre

    The university’s health centre.

    Kooro

    Hidden or secluded places.

    Town

    Refers to areas outside the school campus.

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  • 300 level is an important phase in the Nigerian university experience for anyone in a four-year undergraduate programme. Yes, the excitement of graduation is in the air, but it’s also time to write your final year project.

    While writing the thesis itself is challenging, the first shege you’ll battle is choosing a topic that aligns with your course of study or future academic aspirations. From the fear of countless rejections to the anxiety of project supervisor reveals, every 300 level student will relate to this article.

    The supervisor reveal

    This part is crucial because it can make or mar the project writing experience for you. If it’s a lecturer you want, good for you. If the lecturer is the devil’s advocate, you’ll see premium shege.

    Searching Google for research topics

    Your supervisor has asked you to submit project topics, and you head straight to Google to find them. The good thing is, you’ll find a plethora of topics until your fellow course mates have the same topics, and then it’s back to square one.

    When every topic has been written about

    Google says there’s no new topic. The old projects in your school library say everything has been written about. But you know who wouldn’t believe this? Your supervisor. And most times they’re right because there’s still a ton of stuff to write about.

    Rejection

    The pressure doesn’t hit after the first and second rejections of your project topic. The real pressure starts when your course mates are submitting their chapter one drafts, and you still don’t have a project topic. God, abeg.

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    When your supervisor is interested in your topic

    This can mean a good thing or a bad thing. It’s good if you’re an academic badass because the supervisor will go the extra mile to make sure that project bangs. If you’re a struggling student, that supervisor will stress your life with corrections and rewrites.

    “Go and write your proposal”

    In your project writing journey, this is the first sentence that’ll sound like music to your ears because it means a project topic has been approved. Just make sure you write a killer proposal because things can still go south.

    The big “Why?”

    Consider this your first mini project defence. Your supervisor will want to know why you’ve chosen a particular topic, and if you stutter in your explanation, they’ll assume you’re paying someone to write the project. And this is bad for you.

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  • As a student, you’ll go through many challenging university phases, but nothing comes close to the final-year project phase. Your assigned project supervisor can make or mar it for you. If they’re kind, patient and understanding, you might have a good run. But how do you navigate it if they’re the devil’s advocate?

    We asked five university graduates who went through varying degrees of shege how they survived their wicked supervisors, and you might learn a lesson or two from their experiences.

    Tayo*

    I requested a new supervisor because I’d heard the lecturer I was assigned only graded people Bs and Cs. I don’t know how, but he found out and decided to make the entire process hell for me. I called my mum so many times, and she’d tell me not to mind his ways, that I should keep smiling, offer to help him run petty errands around the office and always pray before I meet him. It wasn’t easy at first because I was never one to cozy up to lecturers, but it started to work. 

    He’d single out my work during group meetings and criticise it, but I never raised a brow. If we crossed paths in the department, I offered to carry his bags or whatever extra load he had. One time, he was like, “Some of you are nice to me. Just know it won’t change anything.” I knew he was referring to me.

    When the grades came in, I got a B. I’m not proud that I had to cower and act the fool. But with the way Nigerian universities are set up, it’s you against them and your chances of winning are pretty slim. I have a friend whose files were hidden during final year clearance because he spoke up against a lecturer. If acting a fool is what it takes to achieve your goal, I think you should just do it. It’s your life on the line.

    Bimbo*

    My project supervisor didn’t like me. The hate was weird because she lectured me in my first year and was the only lecturer who didn’t make 100 level overwhelming. She broke down complex concepts to the simplest. But during our first supervisor meeting in my final year, she looked at me and said, “You? Okay now.” Those words unsettled me so much, I asked fellow supervisees if I did something, and they said they weren’t aware. 

    Soon, I found out that it was my dressing. I was on her list of “Jezebels” who dress seductively in school. I wasn’t ready to change my style because of her, but I avoided armless tops whenever we had meetings. She was always so passive aggressive and would snub me. One day, I had to show myself out of her office after she didn’t acknowledge my presence. 

    I showed my chapters to friends, scholars in our department and other lecturers before it got to her. She never had to make major changes, and I think this pissed her off too. But I didn’t let her anger rub off on me. I stayed super courteous when needed, and in the end, I was awarded an A. 

    If you’re working with a difficult person, do everything in your power to make sure they have close to nothing to complain about and always be courteous. It works. 

    Derin*

    My supervisor took us a few core courses from 100 to 400 level. He started paying me more attention around 200 level, but I tried to zone him out entirely. He added pressure in 400 level, first semester, and I thought I had things under control. In my head, I’d managed him since 200 level, and I only had one semester left — I was so wrong. I’m not sure if I ended up as his supervisee coincidentally or he singled me out. Whatever the case, I knew I was in trouble and my project wasn’t going to be graded based on my effort or academic performance even though I was among the top four and very well above average. 

    My first shege was when he asked me to repeat my field trip because the specimen I brought had been altered. Mind you, we go on these trips to source for specimens in an assigned location, and it usually takes five to seven days to get around the whole thing. I had to start all over. To get him off my case, I started buying things for him. I never went to his office empty handed. I’d run errands for his wife who had just given birth and even go to his house to drop these things. Sometimes, I stayed back to help his wife with house chores hoping she’d put in a good word with her husband and he’d be moved to pity me.

    When my result came out, this man gave me “B” with just one more mark to get an “A”, and I knew it was fucking intentional, but what could I have done? He’d have even given me “C” but he knew it would’ve been questionable based on my previous academic performance. It rained “A”s for my classmates, people who sourced for previous projects and just edited. But for me who did the actual work and “extra-curricular activities”… I’m just glad I graduated in time. 

    Just strive to have a perfect project work. If the supervisor tries to mark you down, you can request for a review of the work from the school management.

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    David*

    My supervisor will make you write a proposal 15 times before he tells you to write chapter one. I wrote so many proposals. You’ll print and bring it; oga will say you didn’t add “towards” somewhere, and you didn’t use Times New Roman and 13 font size. You’ll have to correct that error and reprint the entire thing. I spent money and saw shege. We were five under him, and he was that way to all of us. 

    Eventually, I found out that people had started going to his house, and I followed suit. The ladies cooked, and as the only guy in the group, I washed his car. This happened every weekend. His wife either worked in another state or they were divorced, I’m not sure. But washing his car made us friends. I washed my way into my destiny. 

    I scored an A, and he even had it published for me in a journal. I know I deserved the A, it was a good project, and the icing on the cake was graduating with first class honours. See, if lecturer says rewrite or reprint, do am. Just do what they ask of you and don’t behave as if you know everything. You know nothing. 

    Ahmed*

    I didn’t like my supervisor, so in a way, the dislike was mutual. But I knew trouble was ahead when I started getting unsolicited advice from some of her supervisees that I should be nice, never argue with her and always greet. I tried it the first few weeks. I tried to meet all her passive aggression with kindness and indifference. I even offered to help pick a file or move something from point A to B in her office after she’d yell or snubbed my greeting. 

    But after she kept rejecting my chapter one, I knew I couldn’t deal. I went to our level adviser and HOD to ask for a replacement, and they tried to persuade me to stay with her. I told my dad, who’s a lecturer in another uni, and he came to my school the following week. The woman tried to act all nice when she realised my dad was an old colleague, but I stood my ground. Eventually, I got a better supervisor.

    I don’t think it’s useful to listen to people who say you should just keep quiet. If I did, I probably wouldn’t have been as invested in my project as I was. Report to your HOD, level adviser, your parents, if any lecturer wants to make your life hell. The school management will do something one way or another. Yes, they’ll want to show more support for the lecturer, but if they see you’re not backing down and you’re an academically sound student, they’ll do the right thing. If you can’t fight for your rights in the university, how will you survive in the real world?

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  • I’m not sure where the university motto stands in the grand scheme of academia, but as a student, I know I’ll want it to inspire the shit out of me to chase that first class bag.

    We took a look at what the wordsmiths in Nigerian public universities got up to, and let’s just say, it’s time for a revamp. 

    UNIBEN: Knowledge for service

    We Ranked the Mottos of 17 Public Universities in Nigeria

    Something about this motto sounds transactional. It’s giving “Come and learn to be a servant of capitalism”.

    UNICAL: Knowledge for service

    We Ranked the Mottos of 17 Public Universities in Nigeria

    Serious question. Who is copying who between UNICAL and UNIBEN?

    LASU: For truth and service

    Service won injure Nigerian students. God, abeg.

    EKSU: Knowledge, honour, service

    We Ranked the Mottos of 17 Public Universities in Nigeria

    Could it be that the heavy servitude gospel is why Nigerian lecturers move like small gods?

    DELSU: Knowledge, character and service

    Might break down if I see another motto that speaks to servitude. 

    LAUTECH: Excellence, integrity and service

    Okay, can we ignore the call to servitude and appreciate their excellence and integrity agenda?

    UNILORIN: Learning and character

    We Ranked the Mottos of 17 Public Universities in Nigeria

    I feel very uninspired reading this. Doesn’t spark joy at all.

    University of Nigeria: To restore the dignity of man

    LMAO. Why does this straight up look like it belongs in our national anthem?

    UNIABUJA: For unity and scholarship 

    Something about the scholarship in this motto makes me think the students are in academic opportunity heaven. 

    UNIOSUN: Living spring of knowledge and culture

    We Ranked the Mottos of 17 Public Universities in Nigeria

    Oduduwa will be pleased, I guess.

    UNILAG: In deed and in truth

    This one low-key gives blood covenant vibes. But I like it.

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    Kwara State University: …the Green University for community development and entrepreneurship

    The green university? What does that even mean? Anyway, yes to minting entrepreneurs.

    FUTA: Technology for self-reliance

    This actually bangs considering the school has a mandate to mint tech bros and sis.

    OAU: For learning and culture

    A part of my brain is screaming “Do it for the culture”. Is this how OAU students feel too?

    UI: Recte sapere fons

    Why does this sound like something from Harry Potter? Anyway, it means, “To think straight is the fount of knowledge”.

    OOU: Excellentia humana et patriae opus

    We Ranked the Mottos of 17 Public Universities in Nigeria

    We have another Harry Potter-esque entry all the way from Ogun state, Nigeria. It means, “Flowering of human abilities and service to the fatherland”.

    UNIJOS: Discipline and dedication 

    I’m reading this and can’t stop thinking about D-Square. As in, P-Square. It slaps, right?

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  • On April 11, news broke that the University of Ibadan, (UI) reviewed the fees payable by fresh students by 450-750%.

    Prior to this increment, newly admitted students paid fees ranging from ₦20,000 to ₦30,000. However, the latest increment for fresh students ranges from a sharp ₦203,000 to ₦412,000.

    While the new fees have just been implemented, documents seen by Zikoko suggest it had been proposed by the school management since August 2023.

    The university PRO, Adejoke Akinpelu, confirmed that the new rates will be uploaded to the university portal to give students a sense of what they’ll pay going forward.

    “The fees are personalised for the students based on their courses of study and will be uploaded on their platforms from tomorrow or later. Kindly wait until the fees are uploaded and you have the facts.”

    At the time of filing this report, the new fees have been displayed on the portal of fresh students across faculties within the institution.

    Photo source: FIJ

    Some new students will pay a ₦238,500 bundle fee, a technology levy and a utility levy of ₦20,000 respectively shooting the total to ₦278,000.

    However, in some faculties, the total amount freshers have to pay ranges from ₦372,000 to ₦412,000.

    According to the dean of Students Affairs, Professor Keye Abiona, who spoke with campus journalists, the new fees also apply to the institution’s returning students.

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    Student Union kicks against fee hike

    Following the development, the UI Students’ Union body has kicked against the hike and demanded a reversal to previous fees.

    A statement issued by the president, Samuel Tobiloba, on Sunday, April 14, read in part:

    “Our union’s position on increment in fees, especially at this hard time, remains the same (NO TO FEE INCREMENT).”

    The union equally wrote to the university management requesting the suspension of payments and registration of fresh students until a resolution is met.

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    Nigerians, potential students react to increment

    Meanwhile, Nigerians and some potential students have taken to social media to lament the fee hike.

    Sheriff Bashorun, a 17-year-old JAMB candidate hoping to apply to the university told Zikoko “My mum has been worried since we heard the news. She insisted I chose UI when I was registering for JAMB. Now we don’t even know what next. We’re hoping they reverse the increment”.

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  • Some Nigerian universities will boldly include architecture in their list of available courses but the question is, are they practising what they’ve promised to teach?

    I decided to start from the basics and check the main gate structure of 13 Nigerian public universities. Here’s what I found.

    Federal University of Technology, Minna

    We Ranked The Main Gate of 13 Nigerian Universities

    Is it a TETFUND abandoned project?r Is it a buy one, get one free low budget estate? I’m not sure what I’m looking at.

    Obafemi Awolowo University 

    We Ranked The Main Gate of 13 Nigerian Universities

    Not sure what they set out to achieve with this high rise structure, but I know I’ll be far from excited if I show up at my prospective university and find the gate looking like this.

    University of Ilorin

    We Ranked The Main Gate of 13 Nigerian Universities

    I’m not going to be fooled by the “Better by Far” signage, this main gate is only slightly better than OAU’s. 

    University of Nigeria, Nsukka

    I think management wanted a little hint of dystopian architecture, but I’m not quite sure they hit the mark.

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    Enugu State University 

    We Ranked The Main Gate of 13 Nigerian Universities

    They’re on this spot because I’ve decided to let the saturation in this photo fool me. 

    Federal University of Owerri

    The uneven trees, the sparse garden, the weird spacing of the name…It’s just not giving. 

    University of Calabar

    We Ranked The Main Gate of 13 Nigerian Universities

    This is what I envision anytime I hear or read about the “Wall of Jericho”. I don’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing. 

    University of Jos

    There’s a chance I’m being fooled by the little garden they have going on, but something about this main gate doesn’t scream “You gon see shege”.

    University of Benin

    There’s something about this gate that is too similar to the semi-permanent eyebrows you find on Yoruba Nollywood actresses. They also get a C-minus for that sparsely cultivated garden.

    Federal University of Agriculture (FUNAAB)

    Is it me or this gate is giving a mix of the Bermuda Triangle and the Eye of Providence? Anyway, they get a decent C+ for their little garden.

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    University of Lagos

    We Ranked The Main Gate of 13 Nigerian Universities

    Is that a GeePee tank in the frame? God, abeg. Anyway, UNILAG makes it this far up the list because of that digital clock. I think it’s a super cool touch.

    Kwara State University

    At first glance, it looks like a lot is going on. But you know what? I’ll take it over all the other ones we’ve seen.

    University of Ibadan

    If you can ignore the military outpost vibe, they get a solid B+ for this architecture. It’s grand, very “In your face” and has a lot of greenery.

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  • As a fresh undergrad, your matriculation gown should spark nothing but pure joy to keep you in a constant loop of delulu so you’ll forget the years of premium shege ahead. If it cannot do something as basic as that, there’s a problem.

    Today, I shifted focus from universities to see what’s happening in the academic fashion department of polytechnics. Let’s see what I found.

    Kaduna Polytechnic

    We Ranked the Matriculation Gowns of 12 Nigerian Polytechnics

    Photo source: InfoSuleja

    If they had to be low-effort and go for blue, can they at least combine it with a different colour? Navy blue and sky blue? Haba.

    Rufus Giwa Polytechnic

    Photo source: Rugipopress

    Another uninspiring spread of blue. Also, why do the caps look like they were pulled out from the bottom of a Ghana-must-go in an abandoned staff room?

    Federal Polytechnic, Ede

    We Ranked the Matriculation Gowns of 12 Nigerian Polytechnics

    Photo source: X

    The looks on these freshers’ faces should tell you everything you need to know about how they feel about this gown.

    Osun State Polytechnic, Ire

    We Ranked the Matriculation Gowns of 12 Nigerian Polytechnics

    They’re only on this spot because I found Ede’s picture before theirs. I mean, if you take out the red and replace it with wine, what’s the difference between their gowns?

    Federal Polytechnic, Bauchi

    We Ranked the Matriculation Gowns of 12 Nigerian Polytechnics

    Photo source: TribuneOnline

    When your gown rhymes with the plastic chair at your matriculation ceremony, you know the school doesn’t give a flying fuck about looks. They get a pass for dry cleaning sha.

    YabaTech, Lagos

    Photo source: Facebook

    If you look at this picture with squinted eyes, you will see tubers of yam. I’m not even joking.

    Federal Polytechnic Ilaro

    Photo:TheNation

    Let’s just say they made it to this spot for branching out from any shade of blue. The gown still screams “mid” sha.

    Kano State Polytechnic

    We Ranked the Matriculation Gowns of 12 Nigerian Polytechnics

    Photo source: Kanopoly.edu

    Do my eyes deceive me or is that an agriculture and lemon green combo? I guess it’s better than blue.

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    Delta state polytechnic

    Photo source: Facebook

    You know what? I rate this gown, and I’ll gladly rock it. But if you ask me why they made it this high on this ranking, I couldn’t tell.

    Moshood Abiola Polytechnic

    We Ranked the Matriculation Gowns of 12 Nigerian Polytechnics

    Photo source: Facebook

    I admit the execution could’ve been better, but management pulled their weight to stand out from the clutter. They get a heavy C+.

    Lagos State Polytechnic

    Photo source: Facebook

    Can we take a moment to appreciate this institution for thinking outside the box with the customised edges? They get a B+.

    Federal Polytechnic, Ukana

    Photo source: Fedpolyukana.edu.ng

    I don’t know if it’s because the gowns are dry cleaned or it’s the cool red and black combo, but they rightfully deserve this spot.

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