• Children of all ages deserve to live their very best lives, regardless of any challenges they have; physical or otherwise. This is why STANBIC IBTC has the “Together For A Limb” annual initiative, to support children who have had their limbs amputated as a result of accidents, diseases or bomb blasts, by providing them with fitted artificial limbs.

    1. This adorable little boy’s parents were unable to afford the expensive but necessary prosthetics he really needed. Now, look at him go!

    2. Here are some of the kids learning to move with their new prostheses. It’s a slow, sometimes difficult process but these children are determined and they are doing very well!

    3. A keke driver crushed Usman’s foot and part of his leg. But now, look at this adorable little footballer!

    4. 3 year old Chinonye was born with a birth defect on her right leg and that made fitting in at school difficult. Now it’s different! She looks ready to take on the world!

    5. Goni was gunned down in Maiduguri and was so badly injured, his leg had to be amputated. Now, he’s moving!

    Here is a video showing the difference the much needed prosthetics makes in these kids lives.

    In addition to providing them with much needed prosthetic limbs, STANBIC IBTC also provides some of the children with educational trust funds to ensure they get an excellent education and have the opportunity to be the very best they can be. The next drive for “Together With A Limb” is happening on September 24, 2016 and it promises to be an amazing and rewarding experience.
  • 1. When all your married friends with kids see you as a free nanny.

    Are these ones okay at all?

    2. When the children you are babysitting don’t like you.

    “You people don’t have good taste.”

    3. When one of the children you are babysitting wets herself.

    .Ah!

    4. Then the younger sibling now poops on himself right after!

    What kind of wahala is this?

    5. When they start crying for their parents.

    Me sef I want your parents to come back!

    6. When you take them out and one goes missing in the shop.

    That is how they will say you lost somebody’s child!

    7. When they start complaining that they’re hungry.

    Eat me oh!

    8. When after you finish cooking they tell you they don’t like what you cooked.

    What does that one mean?

    9. When their parents finally come and carry them away.

    Thank God!

    10. The next time anyone asks you to babysit, you’re like:

    Can’t happen oh!
  • Just last September, the World Health Organization removed Nigeria from the list of polio-endemic countries, and what great news that was! But unfortunately, the story has changed. 

    WHO’s declaration was especially great because in 2012 Nigeria accounted for MORE THAN HALF of all polio cases worldwide!

    The government activated an emergency response in 2012 to eradicate polio.

    Imagine our reaction when WHO declared there had been zero cases of the polio virus in Nigeria since July 2014.

    Only 49 cases were reported in 2013 down from 102 in 2012.

    This week, in an unfortunate turn of events, Minister of Health, Isaac Adewole, confirmed two cases of the virus in Borno State.

    Polio has always been prevalent in Northern Nigeria compared to other regions.

    Nigeria is the only African country still harbouring the polio virus. In July, Nigeria celebrated 2 years without a new case.

    UNICEF says the two new cases mean children across the Lake Chad region are now at particular risk.

    Polio mainly affects children under the age of 5.

    The new cases found in Borno could very well be as a result of the Nigerian Army’s efforts to liberate Boko Haram captives.

    The Nigerian Army has relentlessly invaded Boko Haram hideouts and freed captives.

    WHO and other health agencies could not access some parts of Northern Nigeria due to the Boko Haram conflict.

    Babies born into conflict are not likely to be vaccinated, increasing the risk of them  getting the virus.

    There have been accusations against the government’s treatment of IDPs, although it’s not clear if the new cases are from an IDP camp.

    Health facilities are limited and do not serve the millions of IDPs.

    Although the government seems to be springing into action quickly to eradicate polio once and for all.

    We are hopeful Nigeria and Africa will finally be declared polio-free soon!

    A country is declared free if there aren’t new cases for 3 years.


  • So a few months after my 18th birthday I decided that I was now a big babe with mind.

    I’m grown now and nobody can tell me what to do!

    And so I made plans with my friends to go for a late night party.

    No dulling!

    I knew my parents would not allow me to go.

    “Go to where? It’s like you are not okay.”

    So I made plans with my best friends to sneak out of the house.

    As per Jamesina Bond!

    And be back in before 5:30 when my parents wake up.

    No one would ever know!

    The great day (abi night) came.

    I dressed up in my “baddest babe in Nigeria” outfit.

    Yasss!!

    Made sure my make up was on fleek.

    Very subtle look.

    That’s how I got downstairs to the sitting room and saw my mother.

    EWO!

    But wait, there’s more oh!

    Ahn ahn!

    Her whole women’s fellowship was there, doing prayer meeting!

    I am in big trouble!

    I was there in my bad gang clothes and make up.

    Which kind of explanation can I even try and explain?

    Stammering and sweating…

    “G-g-good afternoon I m-mean g-good evening ma!”

    That was how I joined our church’s women’s group that very night.

    Yes oh!

    And ended up doing prayer meeting while my friends grooved the night away.

    “Somebody say Amen!”

    I also had to apologise to my mother almost everyday for six months!

    “Plis ma it was devil oh!”

    Any small thing “is that not how you wanted to do night waka waka?”

    Ahn ahn!

    “Children of these days have spoiled!”

    Okay oh!

    I wish I could say I learned my lesson…

    For where?

    I just learned to be more careful!

    “I ain’t sorry!”
  • 1. Everyone older than you is either your aunty or your uncle.

    We are not even related.

    2. What every grade means:

    The struggle.

    3. Every Saturday morning is environmental sanitation.

    Ugh! The worst.

    4. When you want to call any of your older siblings you have to start with “Brother” or “Sister”

    Why na?

    5. When you see an adult sweeping you have 3 seconds to run and collect that broom from them.

    Hay God!

    6. Your left hand is for you, your right hand is the only hand that matters.

    What did the hand do to you people?

    7. When your parents call you, the answer is never ever “what?”

    “YES MA!”

    8. The Morning Fresh is never finished, just add water.

    Don’t waste money.

    9. University and Religion are NOT optional.

    Unless you want to go and live under the bridge.

    10. You can’t date until you’re married.

    See wahala.

    11. When your parents are angry every question they ask is rhetorical.

    Just keep quiet.

    12. If you don’t want rice then you’re not hungry.

    Na wa.

    13. Your career options:

    Chineke!

  • 1. “Everybody in class failed.”

    “I was one of the highest in class sef.”

    2. “That teacher just hates me.”

    “Ehn. That’s why he failed me.”

    3. “Results aren’t out yet.”

    Please God, don’t let them call and ask.

    4. “The school said we should pay for…”

    See free money.

    5. “I don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend.”

    Relationship? What is that sef?

    6. “I’ve already finished my assignment.”

    I actually mean I will do it in school.

    7. “They didn’t give us homework”

    I’m free.

    8. “I’ve finished reading.”

    …finished reading the first page.

    9. “They didn’t have change.”

    *folds money inside pocket*

    10. “Yes, I went to church.”

    “The message was very powerful.”

    11. “I didn’t take the meat from the pot.”

    *cleans stew from mouth*

    12. “I didn’t see your call.”

    “Are you sure it went through?”

    13. “I’m not the one that broke it.”

    Don’t look at me.
  • 1. To wash that pot on the stove.

    Oh God! It’s too black na.

    2. To come and pass them the remote.

    Hian! It’s right beside you.

    3. To ‘do their Whatsapp’ for them.

    and add

    4. To take out the meat from the freezer.

    https://twitter.com/slimTONYY/status/380335919284244480

    5. To go and help them buy recharge card.

    The stress.

    6. To give them something to brag about in public.

    They will still shout on you at home sha.

    7. To open their email.

    Even though you’ve showed them how to do it a million times.

    8. To go and find their brown shoe in the Ghana-must-go bag.

    Hay God!

    9. To help them with their phone.

    Am I computer village?

    10. To wake them up when they fall asleep watching news.

    Even thought they will say they are not sleeping.

    11. To help them type that text they want to send.

    All. The. Time.

    12. To “go and open the gate”.

    See me doing gateman work.

    13. To make sure the house is clean before they get home.

    The worst!

    14. To drive them up and down.

    See my life.

    15. To help them “browse the internet”.

    …and by internet they mean Facebook.
  • 1. Themselves when they were your age.

    I’ve heard. You always came first.

    2. Your classmate that “doesn’t have two heads.”

    Na wa.

    3. Your friend that always kneels down to greet them when she comes to visit.

    On top small greeting?

    4. Your sister that graduated with a first class.

    What’s my own?

    5. Maryam that got a full scholarship to go and study abroad.

    Hay God!

    6. Your neighbour’s daughter who is now a doctor.

    Can I hear word?

    7. Mrs. Owolabi’s son who has a Masters degree and is working in oil.

    Kidnap him na.

    8. Your first cousin that is about to finish his PhD.

    Ehen?

    9. The Imam’s daughter that always wears her hijab.

    What is it sef?

    10. Pastor Bankole’s son who is a worker in Church.

    Chineke!

    11. Your cousin Dami who has already married.

    Na she sabi.

    12. Your family friend that has already given her parents a grandchild.

    Am I her?

    13. Emeka that just bought his mother a tear rubber car.

    Go and adopt him na.
  • Sure, the world may be changing and times moving fast. Cultures that were snubbed in the past are slowly becoming recognised and accepted.  However, a hidden prejudice towards Africans (black people generally) still exists today, whether we like it or not.

    This was shown by the airport security at the Duesseldorf airport.

    Belgium-based politician and activist, Assanta Kanko, who is originally from Burkina Faso was embarrassed when the airport security insisted on questioning her mixed race daughter.

    The politician who is married to a Belgian man took to Twitter to share her ordeal.

    According to her, after presenting all necessary documents with fingerprints, the security man asked her 8 year old daughter, “Is this really your mama?”.

    Apparently, this is not a new thing. Popular Nigerian writer, Chika Unigwe sympathised with her and shared her own experience.

    It has also happened in Greece.

    https://twitter.com/mavroula_/status/714485685130924033

    Some people see the questioning as nothing…

    But a security check against kidnap and abduction.

    @Assita_Kanko you do realize they ask most kids that to make sure they aren’t being kidnapped.. stop making a problem out of nothing..

    — Aaron Thomas (@aaron_1117) March 28, 2016

    But white privilege is a thing whether we admit or ignore it.

    And little children should not be put through such questioning, especially after necessary documents have been presented.

    @MoniqueAdriaan1 if you receive all the evidence you don’t ask such a violent question to a child. Or you find a smart way to investigate

    — Assita KANKO (@Assita_Kanko) March 28, 2016

    Agreed, kidnapping and abduction of children is a global problem. However, smarter and less embarrassing checks should be devised because there are many mixed race children in the world.