• With five months left before Nigerians elect a new president, the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has released the final list of candidates for the 2023 presidential election.

    More than 90 million Nigerians are registered to vote

    What you should know

    1. All 18 political parties in Nigeria have candidates on the ballot.
    2. There’s only one female candidate and no female running mate.
    3. The youngest presidential candidate is 38 years old. 
    4. The oldest presidential candidate is 75 years old.

    Who are the 2023 presidential candidates?

    …and who are their running mates?

    Christopher Imumolen, 38 — Accord (A)

    Education: Bachelor of Engineering

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Bello Bala Maru, 59.

    Princess Chichi Ojei, 44 — Allied Peoples Movement (APM)

    Education: American International School, Lagos

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Ibrahim Mohammed, 47

    Sunday Adenuga, 48 — Boot Party (BP)

    Education: FSLC, SSCE, Master of Science

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Mustapha Usman Turaki, 36

    Dumebi Kachikwu, 48 — African Democratic Congress (ADC)

    Education: FSLC, WAEC

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Ahmed Buhari, 40

    Nnadi Charles Osita, 49 – Action Peoples Party (APP)

    Education: FSLC, SSCE

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Hamisu Isah, 45

    Adewole Adebayo, 50 — Social Democratic Party (SDP)

    Education: FSLC, SSCE, LLB

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Buhari Yusuf, 50

    Omoyele Sowore, 51 — African Action Congress (AAC)

    Education: FSLC, WAEC, MSc

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Magashi Haruna Garba, 45

    Osakwe Felix Johnson, 57 — National Rescue Movement (NRM)

    Education: FSLC, NABTEB, B.A, MSc

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Kyabo Yahaya Muhammad, 72

    Malik Addo-Ibrahim, 58 — Young Progressives Party (YPP)

    Education: BSc in Economics

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Enyinna Michael Kasarachi, 44

    Kola Abiola, 60 — Peoples Redemption Party (PRP)

    Education: FSLC, WAEC, BSc, MBA, MSc

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Zego Haro Haruna, 49

    Peter Obi, 61 — Labour Party (LP)

    Education: FSLC, WASC/GCE

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Yusuf Datti Baba-Ahmed, 53

    Hamza Al-Mustapha, 62 — Action Alliance (AA)

    Education: First School Leaving Certificate (FSLC), WAEC

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Johnson Emmanuel Chukwuma, 45

    Dan Nwanyanwu, 62 — Zenith Labour Party (ZLP)

    Education: WASC, LLB

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Abubakar Jibrin Ibrahim, 55

    Rabiu Kwankwaso, 66 — New Nigerian Peoples Party (NNPP)

    Education: FSLC, OND, HND, Post-graduate diploma, MSc, PhD

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Isaac Idahosa, 57

    Peter Umeadi, 67 — All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA)

    Education: Bachelor of Law (LLB)

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Mohammed Abdullahi Koli, 65

    Yabagi Sani, 68 — Action Democratic Party (ADP)

    Education: FSLC, Secondary School Certificate, BSc

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Udo Okey Okoro, 50

    Bola Tinubu, 70 — All Progressives Congress (APC)

    Education: BSc Business and Administration

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Kashim Shettima, 55

    Atiku Abubakar, 75 — Peoples Democratic Party (PDP)

    Education: GCE, MSc

    Vice Presidential Candidate: Ifeanyi Okowa, 63

    May the best man or woman win.

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  • So much has happened since 2023 presidential candidates got their parties’ tickets that you may be forgiven for thinking election campaigns have started. But the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) won’t officially declare the floor open until September 28th, 2022.

    2023 presidential campaign drama

    This means everything that’s happened over the past few months are just dress rehearsals for the real thing to come. 

    “The game hasn’t started?”

    And if these dramatic moments are anything to go by, we’re in for a very eventful five months before the 2023 election.

    Sowore’s water campaign

    2023 presidential campaign drama

    Not a lot of election candidates in Nigeria are out-of-the-box thinkers like the presidential candidate of the African Action Congress (AAC), Omoyele Sowore. And he proved this with an election rally inside a lake in May 2022.

    2023 presidential campaign drama

    No one should be too shocked if people from the marine kingdom participate in the 2023 elections.

    Tinubu’s “emi lokan” rant

    What was supposed to be a regular toasting of party delegates is now forever remembered as the day candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Bola Tinubu, walked naked into the market square (not literally, thank God). 

    https://twitter.com/DrRayoWright/status/1534877072337711104?s=20&t=DHhMEfGqUmB9jZhd6YKxVQ

    Peter Obi’s special friend

    You’d hope that public office holders can surround themselves with competent special advisers and senior special assistants. But Peter Obi wasn’t shy about letting the public know that one of his most brilliant decisions as Anambra State governor goes all the way back to advice from a mentally-challenged man.

    Shettima’s “fake” priests

    The appearance of what many critics considered to be fake priests at the unveiling of Tinubu’s controversial Muslim-Muslim ticket has also been a notable point of the pre-campaign season. 

    2023 presidential campaign drama

    We still don’t have a clear answer on if those priests are hired fakes or just Z-list clerics no one really knows, but it’s giving shady.

    2023 presidential campaign drama

    Atiku’s aeroplane campaign ad

    The questionable campaign ads haven’t started rolling out yet, but the candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Atiku Abubakar, stole the lead with this one about an aeroplane:

    Where did that aeroplane take off, and why does the narrator not sound like the Atiku that’s supposed to be the narrator? Also, has he seen the state of flight ticket prices these days? It’s so bad Osuofia can’t afford to go to even Abuja.

    2023 presidential campaign drama

    Tinubu’s “cassava, garri, ewa” campaign

    Tinubu is fast becoming the lead content creator for the 2023 campaign and this video proves it:

    https://twitter.com/AfricanmanWSP/status/1544441104795312128?s=20&t=1TN-RgU60yjNmCBfHqi9wQ

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  • It’s simply impossible not to have noticed the presidential campaign of Bola Ahmed Tinubu. He’s not just the candidate of the ruling All Progressives’ Congress (APC), he’s one of those faces that have lasted in Nigerian politics as long as that stubborn piece of corn stuck in your teeth.

    Emi Lokan: Why Tinubu Feels Entitled to Nigeria's Iron Throne

    Tinubu’s long game

    Tinubu first won an election in Nigeria in 1992, a year that millions of people voting next year had not yet been born. His tenure as a senator didn’t last long due to General Sani Abacha‘s military takeover in 1993. But like yeast, Tinubu didn’t stay down.

    He contested and won the election to become the governor of Lagos in 1999 and was a thorn in the side of the Olusegun Obasanjo-led Federal Government for much of his eight-year reign.

    When Tinubu finished his tenure in 2007, he might have felt he was ripe for the presidency, but he had a problem: Olusegun Obasanjo, a fellow Yoruba man, had just finished a two-term tenure at the Aso Rock Villa

    The political climate was calling for a northerner to replace him in fulfilment of an unwritten gentleman’s agreement to rotate the president’s seat between the north and the south. 

    Tinubu realistically couldn’t make an immediate run for the presidency, and so his plotting began.

    Operation Emi Lokan

    Emi Lokan: Why Tinubu Feels Entitled to Nigeria's Iron Throne

    Tinubu’s 2023 campaign has been standing firm on an entitled slogan that it’s his turn to sit on Nigeria’s Iron Throne. “Emi lokan” was the soundbite of his infamous rant in June 2022 when the APC was considering choosing a consensus candidate that would likely not be him. Nigerians mocked him for his rant and the soundbite in particular, but Tinubu has turned around to make it the tagline for his presidential bid.

    Where exactly did the sense of entitlement come from? Let’s go back to 2007.

    2007

    In 2007, Tinubu was in control of the Action Congress (AC), a party with enough clout to contest a national election. But since he couldn’t compete because of his limited chances of victory, he needed a northern ally to use his formidable platform. 

    For the 2007 election, he found Atiku Abubakar, a vice president and outcast who left the ruling party to fulfil his own presidential ambition.

    Emi Lokan: Why Tinubu Feels Entitled to Nigeria's Iron Throne

    It was a plot convenience that worked for everyone

    It would appear that Tinubu’s plan in 2007 was to ride a northerner into Aso Rock Villa. The payoff for him would be the northerner’s support for his own shot at the presidency after eight years. He even tried to be appointed Atiku’s running mate, but they’re both Muslims and would have upset the typical religious balance of a presidential ticket. So Atiku said:

    Even though Atiku finished in the third position at the polls, Tinubu had hacked a formula to plot his way to Aso Rock Villa through delayed gratification. It was the perfect plan.

    2011

    By 2011, Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, the northerner who won the 2007 election, had died and Goodluck Jonathan, his vice president, stepped up as president. Jonathan, a southerner, contested for his first term in office in 2011, spitting in the face of the PDP’s rotational arrangement because he already had a taste of presidential power and wasn’t willing to let go.

    Emi Lokan: Why Tinubu Feels Entitled to Nigeria's Iron Throne

    But Tinubu failed to run yet again, offering up the platform of the AC, already renamed Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) at the time, to another outcast northerner, Nuhu Ribadu. In fact, all the four aspirants who contested for the ACN’s presidential ticket were northerners even though southerners dominated the party. 

    Again, the gambit failed and Ribadu finished third. But even before that election concluded, Tinubu’s ACN was already plotting with a more established northerner for a merger.

    In the search for a solution to his presidency problems, Tinubu found one Muhammadu Buhari.

    Emi Lokan: Why Tinubu Feels Entitled to Nigeria's Iron Throne

    2015 and 2019

    By 2015, Tinubu’s ACN had merged with other established opposition parties including Buhari’s Congress for Progressive Change (CPC). This merger gave birth to the APC we know today.

    Buhari had been running for the president’s seat since 2003 with little success. But with Tinubu’s political “structure”, he made new inroads to southern votes and the APC rose to power on the promise of change.

    Emi Lokan: Why Tinubu Feels Entitled to Nigeria's Iron Throne

    Even then, Tinubu was desperate to become Buhari’s vice president. The only problem, again, was they’re both Muslims and that made the ticket politically-radioactive.

    And even though Tinubu didn’t get what he wanted then, the only thing that sustained him was the thought of biding his time for what the future held for him. In 2015, he did his part and put a northerner in Aso Rock Villa. All he had to do was wait eight years for his turn.

    Emi Lokan: Why Tinubu Feels Entitled to Nigeria's Iron Throne

    2023: Emi lokan 

    According to the permutations of the unwritten rotation policy which has now been thrown inside the dustbin, 2023 is the time for another southern president after eight years of a northern one at the helm of power.

    When Tinubu had his infamous “emi lokan” rant in June 2022, he didn’t just weaponise it for himself, but also for his ethnic Yoruba group. This is despite the fact Nigeria already had a Yoruba president for eight years, unlike the southeast region which has produced none. 

    Emi Lokan: Why Tinubu Feels Entitled to Nigeria's Iron Throne

    Irrespective of his attempt to make it about the south, it’s clear that Tinubu’s ambition is solely about him and the long game he’s been playing down the length and breadth of Nigeria for years, just so he can retire in Aso Rock Villa

    Tinubu now has what he wants: his name on the presidential election ballot, his very own Muslim-Muslim ticket and a shot at Nigeria’s Iron Throne. But will he ever sit on it?


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  • So many things don’t change about a typical Nigerian election: candidates, colourful election rallies, laughable campaign promises and of course, fake news.

    Who's Responsible for All the Fake News Around the 2023 Elections?

    Fake news is typically weaponised to manipulate perceptions about candidates or situations and we’re already seeing, in real time, how that’s affecting Nigeria’s 2023 presidential election.

    It’s raining fake news

    Campaigns for the 2023 elections don’t officially start until September 2022, but the pre-season campaign has been littered with an abundance of misinformation. On August 9th, 2022, Ghanaian president, Nana Akufo-Addo, raised alarm on Twitter that his name was being used for dirty business in Nigeria.

    He was responding to a story that was trending on social media, where he allegedly wrote a letter to the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Bola Tinubu. In this letter, he supposedly advised Tinubu to consider his supposedly frail health and step down for Peter Obi, the presidential candidate of the Labour Party (LP).  The long and short of Akufo-Addo’s reaction was that the story was fake and the reply was:

    Who's Responsible for All the Fake News Around the 2023 Elections?

    Obi has also been the subject of endorsements from Hollywood stars — endorsements that have turned out to be fake.

    Who's Responsible for All the Fake News Around the 2023 Elections?

    Tinubu has featured in another story involving the circulation of a presidential campaign council list that he said was fake.

    There have also been fake social media accounts of prominent people like the former president, Olusegun Obasanjo, being used for misinformation.

    Who's Responsible for All the Fake News Around the 2023 Elections?

    This account is fake

    But who cares about fake news?

    Every fake story allowed to spread unchallenged pollutes the public consciousness heading into the elections. Fake news can be harmless mischief, sure, but it can also be malicious and dangerous.

    And the tension of this current fake news season is already getting to the presidential candidates themselves. 

    Tinubu has called out Obi’s supporters to stop spreading lies against him. In an indirect response, Obi accused faceless “opposition” of creating misinformation materials for his benefit so that his campaign can be blamed.

    How to deal with fake news

    Unfortunately, it’s impossible to completely eliminate fake news online, whether it’s created unintentionally or intentionally to manipulate. But it doesn’t matter what the intention of creators of fake news is, they need unsuspecting people to carry this message.

    It’s important for internet users to step into the gap and ensure they don’t help the spread of fake stories. Because, more than the creators, it’s the people who share fake news that really give such news life. This is why it’s important that everyone is cautious about the kind of stories they share online.

    So how can I help to stop the spread of fake news?

    Who's Responsible for All the Fake News Around the 2023 Elections?

    There are a few obvious things to look out for to help curb the spread of misinformation:

    Question the source

    The source of a message can be as important as the message. Before you share a story of any weight, ask yourself if you trust the source to be telling the truth.

    Corroborate

    If there’s an opportunity to double-check the information from other sources, do that for sure. Trust is fine, but verify first.

    Check your bias

    Emotionally-charged topics like elections can make us more likely to fall for fake news, especially when it’s something that fits neatly into our biases. Always check to see that your judgement isn’t clouded by your bias.

    Think twice before sharing

    Before you share that juicy story about a candidate or party, are you sure that you need to? You need to answer this question especially if you can’t find corroborating sources, or feel your bias is in the way of good judgement.

    Don’t think you’re too smart to be fooled

    Who's Responsible for All the Fake News Around the 2023 Elections?

    It can be ridiculously easy to fall for fake news, no matter how refined you think you are. This is why it’s important that you tick all the boxes on this list. Scrutinise everything carefully. Be curious and don’t stay stuck inside your bubble.

    Burst it

    You may not create fake news, but you’re needed as fuel to make it spread to more people.

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  • The Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) invited six of Nigeria’s 17 candidates that’ll contest in the 2023 presidential election to its annual conference on August 22nd, 2022. 

    The candidates used the platform to toast Nigerians and sell themselves as the best things since agege bread

    What We Learnt About 2023 Presidential Candidates at NBA Conference

    We learnt some new things about them at the conference.

    Tinubu is a busy man

    What We Learnt About 2023 Presidential Candidates at NBA Conference

    Let’s immediately get it out of the way that the candidate of the All Progressives’ Congress (APC), Bola Tinubu, didn’t attend the conference even though it took place only a few minutes from his house. 

    Maybe he was too busy drawing up his strategy for the millions of youths he plans to draft into his agbado army, or maybe he’s just a late-blooming introvert too shy to show his face in public.

    Tinubu sent his running mate, Ibrahim Shettima, to the conference instead and we have to talk about him…

    Shettima needs a stylist

    Shettima showed up to the NBA conference looking like this:

    What We Learnt About 2023 Presidential Candidates at NBA Conference

    And the only plausible explanation is that he’s a victim of “What I Ordered vs What I Got.” It’s also possible that Tinubu only told him about the conference last minute, so he only got the chance to hurriedly dress himself at the car park. Either way, we (don’t) sympathise.

    Dumebi Kachikwu isn’t a one-minute man

    The most basic lesson even a primary school student learns is to always listen to instructions. But the candidate of the African Democratic Congress (ADC), Dumebi Kachikwu, is a man that likes to assert himself.

    When the MC asked him to give his closing remarks in one minute or less, he protested that it wasn’t enough. The instruction was for him to talk about what he’d do for Nigerians as president, but he kept talking off the script so much that the MC cut him off and moved on to the next candidate.

    Atiku wants to make Nigeria… great again?

    In his address at the conference, the candidate of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), Atiku Abubakar, advocated for a Nigeria where everyone has a sense of belonging and there’s unity and we’re all singing kumbaya around a fire.

    What We Learnt About 2023 Presidential Candidates at NBA Conference

    And, according to him, that only ever happened when the government of Olusegun Obasanjo assumed power in 1999. Conveniently, Atiku was his vice president at the time and he thinks Nigerians need to bring back that “experience” in 2023 to rescue the country. According to him, to escape the trenches, we must go back to move forward.

    Peter Obi wants to flip a switch

    In his address, the candidate of the Labour Party (LP), Peter Obi, was unforgiving in his assessment of Nigeria as a failed country. And his fix is that Nigeria must make the transition from an insecure country to a secure one, from a disunited country to a united country, from a lawless country to a country of law and order and from a corrupt country to a transparent country.

    Obi didn’t clearly outline how he’ll make this happen, so the only assumption is that there’s a switch somewhere waiting to be flipped.

    Tinubu wants to recreate the Lagos experience for Nigeria

    As Tinubu’s representative at the conference, Shettima proudly announced to everyone that the APC candidate will recreate the Lagos experience for Nigeria. But what’s the Lagos experience? The fourth-largest economy in Africa? Or the home of life-threatening annual floods and an agbero culture that’s become a trademark? Is the Lagos experience a blessing or a threat?

    Shettima also promised that a Tinubu presidency will address “ecology” and we’re not sure if that’s a synonym for “unemployment” or the name of a vegetable.

    What We Learnt About 2023 Presidential Candidates at NBA Conference

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    Dumebi Kachikwu will make everyone patriots

    The MC gave Kachikwu a second chance to sell himself after his initial stumble and his proposal is to introduce a patriot bill that makes everyone equal. 

    To make Nigerian leaders care about real issues, he plans to force them to use the same public amenities the average Nigerians use. For instance, his patriot bill forces public officers to travel only by road except in case of emergencies.

    What We Learnt About 2023 Presidential Candidates at NBA Conference

    His theory is simple: The people who have the power to make Nigeria work would do everything possible to make it happen if it directly affects them and their families.

    Adewole Adebayo knows where the money is buried

    There’s an unending debate about whether Nigeria is a rich country or in the chokehold of sapa. But the candidate of the Social Democratic Party (SDP), Adewole Adebayo, believes Nigerian politicians are lying when they say there’s no money on ground. That means our money will grow like grass if he wins?

    Also, Adebayo’s strategy to win the election is appealing to Nigerians to change the people they usually vote for. We wonder where we’ve heard that change thing before.

    What We Learnt About 2023 Presidential Candidates at NBA Conference

    So original

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  • The average age in Nigeria is 18 years old, but the country’s affairs are mostly run by baby boomers born between 1946 and 1964. 

    The Baby Boomers Still Running Things in Nigeria

    Nigeria’s “leaders of tomorrow” have been waiting for eternity to take over as promised and take charge of their own future but the queue isn’t moving fast enough.

    The Baby Boomers Still Running Things in Nigeria

    And even though you can be too young to run for office in Nigeria, you can never be too old.

    So, in honour of Baby Boomers Recognition Day, we look at the Nigerian leaders holding up the queue and keeping the leaders of tomorrow out of the room.

    Muhammadu Buhari, 79

    The Baby Boomers Still Running Things in Nigeria

    Nigeria’s current president is the oldest to ever sit in the top seat. He was a military dictator between 1983 and 1985 when he was booted out. He must have forgotten something in that office because he returned 18 years later to contest presidential elections four times before he finally won in 2015. He’s set to finally retire to his livestock farm in Daura when his second term ends in 2023.

    Theodore Orji, 78

    Theodore Orji served as Abia State governor for eight years and could have retired immediately as he was already 70+ when his tenure ended in 2015. But he jumped straight to the Senate and contested again in 2019. Thankfully, he says he’ll retire when his current term ends in 2023 to make way for younger people.

    Senator Abdullahi Adamu, 76

    The Baby Boomers Still Running Things in Nigeria

    Senator Abdullahi Adamu hasn’t had a moment of rest since he actively joined politics in 1977. He’s worked with many political parties and was a minister under General Sani Abacha

    He later won an election as the governor of Nasarawa State in 1999 and served two terms until 2007. He became a senator in 2011 and remained in the Senate until he was elected the national chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in 2022.

    Atiku Abubakar, 75

    The Baby Boomers Still Running Things in Nigeria

    Atiku is one of the favourites to win the 2023 presidential elections, but he’s been playing that game since 1992. If the former vice president wins, Nigeria would go from one septuagenarian to another. And if he loses, history shows there’s nothing to stop him from running again in 2027.

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    Bola Tinubu, 70

    The Baby Boomers Still Running Things in Nigeria

    Bola Tinubu is another favourite to win the 2023 presidential election who could continue Nigeria’s septuagenarian line of presidents. He was a senator in the 1990s and served two terms as Lagos State governor before settling into an alleged godfather role for the next three governors. He now has his sights on the Aso Rock Villa as his retirement home.

    Ahmad Lawan, 63

    The Baby Boomers Still Running Things in Nigeria

    He’s not exactly 70+ but he’s a baby boomer and one of the longest-serving lawmakers in Nigeria. He’s risen from being a House of Representatives member to becoming the Senate President and landlord head of the National Assembly which makes him the third most powerful person in Nigeria currently. And he’s already started targeting the number one position.

    Nicholas Mutu, 62

    He’s also not 70+ but Nicholas Mutu is another baby boomer who’s clung to power in Nigeria. At the age of 39, he was elected the representative of Bomadi/Patani federal constituency of Delta State in 1999. He’s simply never left since then and is a proper National Assembly landlord himself.

    Femi Gbajabiamila, 60

    The Baby Boomers Still Running Things in Nigeria

    He’s the youngest person on this list but as the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Femi Gbajabiamila is currently the fourth most powerful person in Nigeria. And he’s climbed all the way over there by nailing down a seat in the chamber since 2003.

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  • Nigeria has a long shopping list of campaign issues, heading into the 2023 presidential election. Some of the most burning revolve around insecurity, the economy and inflation that’s swelling the price of bread

    What Everyone's Saying about APC's Muslim-Muslim Presidential Ticket

    But another issue high on that list is the composition of the presidential ticket of the All Progressives Congress (APC). Bola Tinubu, who’s a Muslim, picked a fellow Muslim, Kashim Shettima, as his running mate for the election.

    What Everyone's Saying about APC's Muslim-Muslim Presidential Ticket

    Nigeria hasn’t had two Muslim candidates on the same ticket since 1993, so the APC ticket has caused some stir nationwide. Here’s what some prominent voices have said about it:

    Edwin Clark — elder statesman

    “There’s presently a sharp division in the country, even on religious lines, and all patriots are seeking ways to salvage the situation. Therefore, Alhaji Tinubu’s decision to take a fellow Muslim as his running mate will further worsen the situation in the country. He should know that patriotism is a quality of a good leader.   

    “There are rumours of an attempt to Islamise the country. Are all these pointers to the confirmation and actualisation of such rumours?”

    Festus Keyamo — Minister of State for Labour and Employment

    “The government doesn’t exist to assuage the egos of religious leaders, but to bring about development for everyone. There’s no country in the world where history tells us that its development was a result of ‘balanced’ presidential tickets (in terms of religion) over the years. Countries developed as a result of visionary leadership and not because they pandered to some religious sentiments.”

    Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN)

    “We have stated it clearly that the situation in the country now is not suitable for a Muslim-Muslim ticket. It’s up to Nigerians to accept or reject.”


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    Rotimi Akeredolu — governor of Ondo State

    “Muslim-Muslim ticket has nothing to do with performance. Let’s vote for someone that can do something. The work stops at the table of the president. It’s the president that you’re voting for. He decides what happens. Whether it’s a Muslim-Muslim or Christian-Christian ticket, it shouldn’t matter to us in the South because we fought for this.”

    Babachir Lawal — former Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF)

    “Nobody should aspire to be president of this country if he ignores the religious dichotomy in the system. We know that religion is a major factor in this country and it’s a divisive factor. And anybody wishing to lead this country, ought to be concerned that he’s going to kickstart his government in a manner that’s divisive and antagonistic to a certain segment of society.

    “It doesn’t matter whether it’s Christianity, or Igbo tribe, or Hausa tribe, or Muslims or so on. You are supposed to, first of all, seek to unite the people you intend to rule. Whatever else you will do, without this unity, nobody will appreciate it.”

    Elisha Abbo — senator (Adamawa North – APC)

    “It’s very irresponsible of Tinubu to take his political survival over the stability and peace of Nigeria. We cannot work for such a man. I’ll oppose a Christian-Christian ticket because I’m invested in the stability of this country. A Christian-Christian ticket will be insensitive to Muslims of this country.

    “The country is evenly divided among Muslims and Christians. So any government that’s Muslim-Muslim will be illegitimate and will never gain the respect of Christians.”

    Ohanaeze Ndigbo — Igbo socio-cultural group

    “Nigeria is a multi-religious and multi-ethnic country and any attempt by one religion to dominate the political structure can only widen the gap of mistrust and destroy the delicate sense of tolerance cultivated over the years. The APC has undermined the efforts of well-meaning Nigerians over the years to bridge religious differences and promote ethnic harmonious co-existence.

    Pastor Tunde Bakare — former APC presidential aspirant

    “We dream of a Nigeria in which every woman, as well as every man, will be able to aspire to any political office at any time without playing the ethnic card and without recourse to, “It’s our turn,” or “It’s their turn.”

    “What we need is a New Nigeria that works for every Nigerian, Christian as well as Muslim. Nationhood, rather than divisiveness, must be the objective of every engagement.

    “For the Christians in Northern Nigeria who feel marginalised by the choice of a Northern Muslim as running mate, the time has come to upgrade the conversation from politics to governance. The time has come to interrogate the impact of politics on development.”

    Youth Wing, Christian Association of Nigeria (YOWICAN)

    “We clearly want to emphasise that this isn’t healthy for the highly diversified Nigerian space, especially in the face of the growing and alarming insecurity in our nation at the moment. Any well-meaning presidential candidate will focus on the all-inclusive federal character.

    “A Muslim-Muslim presidential ticket insults the sensitivity of Nigerians and the Christian youths are saying a big NO!”


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  • There’s a balancing act that’s necessary in the politics of a country as diverse as Nigeria. It’s the reason behind written codes like the federal character principle in the constitution and unwritten codes like the controversial zoning of political offices. Many Nigerians agree that balance is important to satisfy as many groups as possible.

    But Bola Tinubu isn’t many Nigerians — he’s even shipping a Muslim-Muslim ticket for the 2023 presidential election. The All Progressives Congress (APC) candidate caused a stir when he announced former Borno State governor, Kashim Shettima, as his running mate. 

    Controversy over Tinubu's catholic bishops

    A presidential ticket in Nigeria should typically have one northerner and one southerner filling the slots for president and vice president. It also helps that one of them is Christian and the other one is Muslim — sorry to the traditionalists and atheists who have zero representation in these permutations.

    Tinubu’s departure from this balanced convention has earned him heat from Christian organisations, the opposition and even members of his own party. But because he still needs balance in public perception of his ambition, he’s shopping for prominent Christian support. There was even a made-up story of endorsement from big hitters like Pastor Enoch Adeboye that was later debunked. 

    But what happens when you can’t secure the Christian endorsement you desperately need to boost your chances? Well, you get as creative and dramatic as possible.

    Tinubu’s Red Wedding

    When Tinubu officially unveiled Shettima as his running mate at a ceremony on July 20th, 2022, red flags went up all over the place.

    Controversy over Tinubu's catholic bishops

    Some of the invited guests at the ceremony immediately drew attention for wearing outfits that suggested they were Catholic bishops. Their presence immediately sent up red flags online as it was considered an endorsement of Tinubu’s controversial ticket.

    The only problem was no one seemed to recognise them as Christian leaders of any sort. Nigerians were naturally curious about where they came from.

    The improper manner some of the “bishops” were dressed suggested they’d only been Catholic bishops for like 30 minutes. It almost felt like they arrived at the venue in their everyday clothes and changed into their wrongly-themed and badly-fit Catholic outfits at the venue.

    Journalists at the event were eager to interview them but the “bishops” weren’t feeling very chatty. They maintained a wall of silence and kept waving off invasive questions like, “May we meet you?”, “What’s your name?” and “What’s the name of your church?”

    Catholic bishops didn't talk to press

    The only person on the team that agreed to speak to a journalist identified himself as Prince. He also introduced himself as the president of the “Muslim and Christian Love Foundation” — which isn’t suspicious at all. 

    Did the church say Amen?

    The Catholic Church immediately announced that it didn’t send any representatives to the event. The church described the “bishops” that showed up there as “imposters” based on the way they dressed and conducted themselves. 

    The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) also described the “bishops” as hired mechanics who were given clerical garments. CAN official, Rev. Joseph John Hayab, said it best when he described the whole situation as “another Nollywood movie”. 

    It didn’t help their case that some of the “bishops” were caught on video changing into regular clothes after the show was over.

    Who are these people?

    The Tinubu campaign has assured everyone that the “bishops” at the event aren’t mechanics or yam sellers as everyone suspects. According to the campaign team, the “bishops” are just not big names in Christian circles yet.

    Since he’s struggled to secure the endorsement of A-list clergymen not named Tunde Bakare, Nigerians are supposed to believe Tinubu went to scrap the bottom of the pot for upcoming bishops.

    As it stands, no one can positively identify many of these “bishops”. But we found Prince and can confirm he’s sha a pastor of a church somewhere in Abuja:

    Controversy over Tinubu's catholic bishops

    But he’s also an APC party man:

    The bishop episode has further stoked anger about Tinubu’s disrespect for Nigeria’s huge Christian community. His campaign may be able put the scandal to rest by producing a list of names of the “bishops” and the addresses of their churches. But we continue to wait.

    Or, since Shettima himself gave a special shoutout to the “30 bishops” during his speech, maybe he can help with that list.


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  • An election campaign rally isn’t any different from, say, a cocktail party where one person is trying to woo another person they’re trying to end up in bed with. 

    Campaign promises are like toasting a partner

    The seeker (politician) hopes to get lucky with quippy icebreakers and cheesy one-liners that’ll convince the target (voters) that they’re the best thing that’s happened to Nigeria since Abacha’s death.

    Campaign promises are like toasting a partner

    Since the goal of the game is to get in bed with the other party, promises are bound to be overabundant in this conversation. Some of these promises are reasonable, of course, but some promises make you cringe so hard and laugh out loud at the same time.

    Campaign promises are like toasting a partner

    Here’s a compilation of some of the 2023 presidential election campaign promises that already look sus to us:

    Al-Mustapha wants to live in Sambisa Forest

    Hamza Al-Mustapha campaign promises

    A man capable of staring Boko Haram into submission

    General Sani Abacha’s former hitman security aide, Hamza Al-Mustapha, is one of the candidates trying to move into Aso Rock in 2023. But he doesn’t plan to stay in the building much. 

    To defeat terrorists, Al-Mustapha has promised to live inside Sambisa Forest where Boko Haram fighters have waged a war against Nigerian citizens for over 13 years. He sha won’t live there 24/7, just on weekends and holidays.

    The most laughable thing about Al-Mustapha’s promise is that the year is no longer 2014. The dynamic of insecurity in Nigeria has evolved past Sambisa Forest as a nerve centre. Someone needs to catch up with the times. 

    Sowore wants to convert Aso Rock into a hospital

    Omoyele Sowore campaign promises

    At this point, Aso Rock has to observe 40 days of fasting and prayer because two candidates don’t have much love for it. Like Al-Mustapha, Omoyele Sowore of the African Action Congress (AAC) is also not too keen on staying at the presidential residence if he wins the 2023 election. 

    Sowore said at a campaign event the Aso Rock Villa is too big for any one person to live in and plans to convert it into a hospital for ordinary Nigerians.

    While we wouldn’t scoff at campaign promises that promote healthcare, Sowore’s plan just comes off as a frivolous one primarily designed to make people cheer and nothing more. So, ha ha ha.


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    Kachikwu wants to cancel medical tourism

    Dumebi Kachikwu campaign promises

    Dumebi Kachikwu wants to become president so he can make every political office holder in Nigeria face the same limitations as the average Nigerian. His plan as president is to launch a National Patriot Act that levels the playing field for everyone. 

    In his own words, “It’s a bill that would ensure that public servants cannot use the privileges they cannot provide for the common man.”

    A President Kachikwu administration would block politicians from using private or foreign medical services or even generators or boreholes in their homes. He also plans to block them from sponsoring private or foreign education for their children.

    It’s the kind of campaign promise that’s bound to prompt cheers at rallies but is useless in practice as we already found out with the failure of the bill to block politicians’ children from schooling abroad.

    Adebayo wants to create 30 million jobs

    Adewale Adebayo campaign promises

    The provision of jobs is one of the most common campaign promises politicians make anywhere in the world. Jobs are kind of important and promising to provide them for people is an easy way to get the crowd going at rallies. 

    However, there’s moderation to everything, but moderation isn’t a word in the vocabulary of Adewale Adebayo, the candidate of the Social Democratic Party (SDP).

    If elected president, he’s promised to provide 30 million jobs for Nigerians, but he’s been vague on the how he’s going to do it.

    The last guy that promised to provide three million jobs annually took the unemployment rate from 8.2% to 33.3% in six years. So, forgive us for not jumping on the bandwagon of someone promising 10x more new jobs.

    Tinubu wants millions of youths in the Armed Forces

    Bola Tinubu campaign promises

    Speaking of unemployment, Bola Tinubu’s master plan to solve that is to simply recruit millions of youths into the Armed Forces. He believes he’s killing two birds with one stone as this also supposedly takes care of insecurity. And because he’s a multitasker, he can extend the bag to agriculture by feeding these young recruits cassava, corn and yam every day. Where’s the balanced diet?

    It all sounds like the sort of thing you’d hear at a secondary school debate competition but is a cornerstone of Tinubu’s campaign so far.


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  • Rules are made for a reason — mostly to keep everyone honest. For example, if you want to vote in Nigeria, you’re expected to have a permanent voter’s card (PVC). You simply cannot vote without it.

    And if you want to appear on the ballot as a candidate for any political office, there are requirements you need to clear. They’re nothing extreme like sacrificing your firstborn child or dancing naked at the cemetery on a full moon night. 

    They’re basic things like not being a criminal, being the right age (you can be too young to run) and submitting the right documents to prove you’re who you say you are. 

    Nigerian politicians are notorious for misplacing these documents, especially the certificates that prove they went to school.

    President Buhari is perhaps the poster boy of certificate scandals in Nigeria because it wasn’t enough to deny him the country’s highest political office. But he is, by far, not the only perpetrator of the missing certificate trend. 

    With the 2023 general elections in full swing, there’s a new batch of politicians who have a problem presenting their certificates. Who are they?

    Bola Tinubu

    Bola Tinubu has missing certificates

    The irony of Buhari handing over power to another president with a shifty history with certificates is pretty loud, but that’s a possibility in 2023. The candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Bola Tinubu, told INEC his primary and secondary school certificates went missing while he was in exile to escape the claws of General Sani Abacha’s military government. 

    The omission won’t affect his candidacy as he’s submitted his university certificate which is above the minimum requirement of School Certificate level. But something does smell.

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    Kabiru Masari

    Kabiru Masari has missing certificates

    Birds of a feather do flock together because Tinubu’s running mate, Kabiru Masari, also failed to submit original primary and secondary school certificates to INEC. 

    His story is he lost the certificates somewhere in Abuja in January 2021 and has been unable to retrieve them. He submitted an affidavit instead. 

    Ifeanyi Okowa

    Ifeanyi Okowa has missing certificates

    Ifeanyi Okowa, the vice-presidential candidate of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), has his own certificate drama. In place of a West African School Certificate (WASC), the current Delta State governor submitted an excuse affidavit. He said he lost his certificate and asked INEC to take his word for it that he had an outstanding result.

    Source:

    Malik Ado Ibrahim

    Malik Ado Ibrahim has missing certificates

    If a film is ever made about Abdul Malik Ado Ibrahim’s missing certificates, it would involve the cast and crew of the Fast and Furious franchise

    The presidential candidate of the Young Progressives Party (YPP) told INEC he lost his original BSc. certificate while in transit from Kaduna to Abuja in July 2021. We imagine it involved a high-speed chase and gravity-defying stunts that ended in a ball of fire. 

    And the certificates were lost forever

    The trend of Nigerian politicians with missing certificates is a worrying one that’s lasted for too long. Not only does it call into question the integrity of the potential public servant, it ridicules the country’s electoral process. 

    Politicians aren’t doing enough to obtain certified true copies of their lost certificates because the system is not making that demand of them, and that has to change. 

    If systems don’t work as they should, what’s the point of having them?

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