• Today on Ranked, I’m taking on Fish to discover the best fish to ever do it. Do you agree with this list or not? And most importantly, how many of the fish listed here have you tasted before?

    9. Panla

    I’m not exactly sure what to make of Panla fish. Yes, it is affordable, but the enjoyment is limited. The fish is lean, and it doesn’t offer much, be it smoked or fried. I feel it should be a waka-pass fish, added as an extra garnishing, not the main thing. Sorry to those who swear by Panla.

    8. Tilapia

    Tilapia is the kind of fish you brag about because of the name. But in terms of taste, girl bye. It’s bony, and needs the cook to be very skilled. And it only bangs in some kinds of soup, not all. Best as an aquarium fish. Let it just be entertaining your visitors.

    7. Hake (Panla, but with Master’s)

    This is another variant of Panla fish. And compared to the skinnier Panla, this one tastes far better. It also works wonders in soup for swallows. For vegetables and other kinds of soup, not sure. Perhaps stew it separately, rather than cooking it together.

    6. Catfish

    In terms of popularity, Miss Mamas here will win. But taste and versatility? I’ll need her to take several seats backward. You’ll come for me, I know, but you can’t deny that the only appeal catfish has is peppersoup. What happens when that is taken away? Even when smoked, it’s still meh. So what are we saying?

    5. Kote

    This tastes divine, but a lot of times, you are likely to jam the one that tastes like cassava. You know, hard, bland, despite all the seasoning you put in it. And that’s my struggle with it. If you are going to cost so much, you might as well taste good all the time. As a plus, it tastes really good when fried.

    4. Ojuyobo (Argentina)

    Goodness, this fish is delicious! The name is because of the large eyes, but that doesn’t take anything away from the sweetness. It is like a mix of Titus and Shawa together, but there is more to it. It bangs in stew, soup, okro. It’s a complete package.

    3. Croaker.

    This one is seen as a rich people’s fish and rightly so. But whenever it lands on your plate, kneel down and say a prayer because you are about to experience a taste that is completely elite. Grilled or fried, this fish works. Stew or soups, e still dey.

    2. Shawa

    Yes, Shawa is awfully bony and should be discredited. But then, it makes up for it in taste. Shawa goes well in stew, soups, and any other thing you need it for. Even when fried, it still bangs with garri. If it’s just the bones, I can overlook that.

    1. Titus

    There is no other fish deserving of this spot. Titus has and will always be supreme. Taste? Check. Versatility? Check! This fish blends well with everything and brings out a unique flavour. Fry it, smoke it, cook it fresh, different flavour each time. Titus dear, na you dey reign.


    Here’s last week’s ranking:

    Ranked: Chocolate, Red Velvet Or Vanilla Cake?


  • The Nigeria vs Argentina march was tough for all of us.

    We can easily say these are trying times for everyone in Nigeria, feeling everything so deeply you know.

    We are all handling the situation differently, but however you are dealing with it, you definitely would have passed through these stages.

    If you haven’t, then don’t come to Muritala Muhammed ever.

    When that second goal by Rojo entered, you were like,

    “This is a joke. I want to see the replay. I want to see the ball actually enter. Is that the side netting? Why are my trying to talk and my voice is not working? What’s going on here? These boys will score, I know it. Look at Ighalo. Is it truly over?” Denial is your name my fren.

    When It eventually dawned on you that this was real life and absolutely no miracle could be performed. You were heartbroken.

    “Ha my chest! God please do something, please. “They’re not giving us extra time?”

    And then you start to watch replays, and listen to analysis, and your blood starts to boil.

    This is so stupid, infact this entire World Cup is just annoying. What nonsense?! THIS REFEREE IS MAD. I BLAME BUHARI. GET YOUR PVC NOW.

    Because you saw how much the boys tried and it hurt even more. You try to eat, but food is not entering your mouth.

    Grown person like me? Cry because of ball? Wazzaldiz?

    After blaming whoever you think deserves to be blamed, you come to the conclusion for the millionth time that there’s nothing you can do but live with it.

    Ha! Let’s crack some jokes all over the Internet, shall we?

    After all is said and done, you know the Super Eagle’s tried their best and Nigeria is still behind them.

    First, we’re going to win the Nations Cup, and we’re going to show them pepper in Qatar 2022.

    Did I forget to mention that Senegal is still in the tournament, so we have an African country to support?

    My name is Eniola. Al-Hadj Eniola Mane.
  • Ladies and gentlemen, grab a pen and paper. We’re about to do some serious calculations.

    We’re back to using further maths to know whether we are going to qualify. Like we’ve done with everything truly Nigerian.

    As we all know, we lost our first match against Croatia, while our boys were dancing shaku-shaku.

    But let the past just remain in the past please.

    We turned up the heat and destroyed Iceland in our 2nd Game. Melted their ice anyhow.

    If you haven’t seen it, we’re seizing your Nigerian passport.

    Now, for some reason Argentina’s Mascherano is pretty confident that they’re going to win against Nigeria today.

    But he doesn’t know what’s coming yet. He doesn’t know.

    Whatever anybody wants to say or do, one thing is for sure; ARGENTINA MUST GO.

    Put all of them inside bag, let them be going back home.

    If only our twitter prophet predicted this match like he predicted the last one.

    Prophet where are you? Please don’t wake up until you’ve dreamt o.

    Ahmed Musa has become a national treasure, and we need to protect him at all cost.

    Whatever it takes.

    While we are protecting Musa, we have to keep another individual in mind. Messi.

    Bury Messi.

    See we have three options for this game.

    Just three.

    Win!

    So that everybody can drink and be baby boys and girls.

    The second option is also quite simple. Win.

    You heard that right.

    And the third?

    We could manage a draw. Win or die on de line. Now, if you could tell the Super Eagles one thing today, what are you telling them abeg?
  • The World Cup starts tomorrow and while we are praying and hoping it’s not only fine aso-ebi we have to offer, we’ve come up with the perfect playlist to get you ready.

    Road 2 Russia (Dem go hear am) – Olamide & Phyno

    Our official 2018 world cup song

    Ballerz – Wande Coal

    We are stepping into Russia like

    Issa Goal – Naira Marley (feat. Olamide & Lil Kesh)

    For everytime we score a goal.

    Power of Naija – 2Face (feat. Cobhams & Omawunmi)

    Even though we are playing Portugal we still have hope

    Super Eagles Carry Go – Austin Milado

    We are readyyy!!!

    Osinachi – Humblesmith (feat. Davido)

    After we collect the cup from Germany.

    Super Eagles- Solidstar

    Croatia go clear road!

    Nigeria Go Survive – Veno Marioghae

    Even though we are playing Argentina, fear not.

    Penalty – Small Doctor

    We have a small prayer for Iceland – won ti gba penalty lo throwing

    Ole ole ole – The Fans

    For when we carry the cup

    Wavin Flag – K’Naan

    You can’t leave this classic off your World Cup playlist

    Oh Africa – Akon

    A win for Nigeria is a win for Africa.

    Waka waka – Shakira

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdojnHySFGk
    Did we leave any songs off the list?