Quiz: How Prepared Are You For The Coronavirus?

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Quiz: How Prepared Are You For The Coronavirus?

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Boyin Plumptre

Last Updated

March 19, 2020

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Where are your hands right now?

One on your face, the other on your phone

Both on your phone

Both on your keyboard

One in front of you, the other on your phone

Correct!

Wrong!

When was the last time you sanitised your electronic devices?

I wipe down with antiseptic wipes every day. Twice a day if I feel like it

You wipe down your electronics with a tissue sometimes

I can’t use my phone without wiping it down

There is a film of dust currently sitting on my laptop screen

Correct!

Wrong!

How long do you wash your hands after using the toilet?

If I pee, a couple of seconds. When I poop, a little more

Almost as long as it takes to sing the ‘happy birthday’ song

I take around a minute

As quickly as possible. Can’t have everyone at work thinking you’re taking a dump

Correct!

Wrong!

What do you think is the best way to prevent the spread of the coronavirus?

Social distancing for the duration of the virus incubation period and pending the time the virus is contained

Closing entry to anyone looking to enter the country at this time

Shoot everyone that tests positive. Deadass

Staying in your own lane. Enjoying your own vibes

Correct!

Wrong!

How did you spend last weekend?

At home alone

Up in the club

With family

Locked away somewhere dark. Avoiding contact with everyone

Correct!

Wrong!

How long can the supplies you have at home presently, last you?

You’re stocked for the month, food, petrol,cleaning supplies. You play no games

One and a half weeks, give or take a litlle

A day. Max two. You get hungry at night, we understand

Maybe a week if you eat and flush only once a day

Correct!

Wrong!

When is self-isolation important?

The moment you have a mild cold

When you need an excuse to stay away from work

When you’re tired of having a heart attack every time someone coughs around you

The moment you start to feel symptoms of the virus

Correct!

Wrong!

What is social distancing?

Staying away from friends, family, heck yourself until the virus clears

A dance move?

Staying away from your hating ass ex

Avoiding social interactions and situations to prevent catching and the spreading the coronavirus

Correct!

Wrong!

What are the reasonable next steps to take if you suspect that a known acquaintance has caught the virus?

Advice self-isolation and call the virus help line for assistance

Pray about it

Physically comfort them to calm them down

Suspected virus carriers should be locked up somewhere with the keys thrown away

Correct!

Wrong!

Do you have the coronavirus helpline saved on your phone?

I saved it twice for good measure

There’s a help line?

Yes

Wait, I think I wrote it down somewhere

Correct!

Wrong!

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Boyin Plumptre
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