Were You The Annoying Last Born In Your Family?

December 11, 2018

Was this how you went to report, anytime you heard your siblings planning to play without inviting you?

Let’s see what Daddy thinks about this fine idea.

When you notice your parents are starting to show your siblings too much attention, so you start coughing like this:

If you don’t force them to love you, who will?

Your big head after successfully getting your parents to make your siblings carry you along to their friends’ parties.

You’ll now return to download how Junior was breakdancing without you.

Carrying your annoying attitude from school and writing names of noise makers when your siblings annoy you.

Sister Dami X 4 Junior didn’t give me out of his meat X 2000

When you get hungry at 2am, so you enter your parent’s room like this to make them force your siblings to cook for you.

After, you’ll be wondering why your siblings don’t still don’t pick your calls in 2018.

How you start fake crying when your siblings mistakenly brush your shoulder to get your parent’s attention.

Sorry oh, Mr untouchable.

How you run to your parents when your siblings gather to beat you for all the beatings you’ve been lying with.

“Touch not my anointed snitch.”

When your siblings finally give you the beating you’ve been lying on them with and you try to fight back:

Well, that’s what you get.

After snitching on them for the 1000th time and your siblings start giving you the silent treatment,

“Small betrayal, you people are shouting.”

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