On a serious note, men mask emotional pain with humour. A lot of these bants are painful experiences.

— Ayomide Tayo (@AOT2) July 1, 2020

Guy heartbreak dey fucking terrible. Make you dey ask your guy to off AC meanwhile the AC no even dey on and it's 38 degrees Celsius.

— ÀGBÀ (@Oli_Ekun) June 30, 2020

Came home from England, lodged babe and I went home to meet my family, Omo she brought man to the hotel 😂

— big smoke (@Otedola_) July 1, 2020

Omo I went to party with amaka. Them dey pipe shawty inside motor. I hold in high heels dey find am lmaooo

— Immortal Joe (@Davvyjones__) July 1, 2020

I used to be a confident literary writer and poet. Woman broke my heart and I became a has-been. The confidence-shattering trauma! Na article I dey write and ghostwrite these days because that creative element that allowed me put imagination and emotion to my work is comatose. https://t.co/oZxMsRFKEK

— Dhee Sylvester (@nobodhee) July 1, 2020

Dem don break your heart, sotey you play John Mayer albums on repeat for one full weekend?

This kain, everybody for your BBM that year know say your relationship pack up?

This kain, you go barb all your hair comot, dey question your self-worth as a guy?

Forget o, gist dey.

— The Black Hemingway (@J_Chiemeke) July 1, 2020

Or is it ehen I saw another man's penis on her phone

This babe come dey argue say na my penis.

I'm like i know my penis, this isn't my penis.

She still dey insist say na my own, until I comot boxers.

Na then she come start to dey shed rubbish tears

Oloshi omo komo

— Osi (@Osi_Suave) July 1, 2020

You wey you be Fuji connoisseur, woman go shake your heart you go dey gathering with your boys dey talk things like “Rnb de wapa o” “Shey e mo Usher Raymond?”

Usher Ray kee you there.

— ÀGBÀ (@Oli_Ekun) July 1, 2020

Na so babe tell me say she dey her friend house for Ikorodu come send me picture. Buy the time I see the bed, I just know say that kain bed no fit dey Ikorodu in the next 20 years. The office wey I come dey inside just change from color to black & white.

— Cordell. (@KhidKhordi) July 1, 2020

Babe never come your house for weekend…una commot go shop she meet man…leave you come back the next day….no worry…I don see😭

— Sniper's Nightmare (@IamAnnyRobert) June 30, 2020

You go call your babe, she go dey moan. You, shocked, no go wan believe say she dey komot water for strong bbc. So you ask what's wrong. Babe go tell you say she get menstrual pain say she no fit talk much. As she dey end call, you go hear man dey do grrrrrr.

— Hakeem. (@Bunssoir) July 1, 2020

Dem don use the born again logic break up with you before?

Babe go tell you say she wan focus on holy spirit and she doesn't have time for distractions.

Chai!

— Dapo. (@adedapoX) July 1, 2020

Woman that made my guy celibate for 8+ months and was running threesomes at a house party.

— 53VN Al Ghaib (@Xeunbadejo) July 1, 2020

Leave story abeg. Babes strong.

Babe break my heart, I begin trek.

From Festac, next time when I get myself, I Don dey near Costain.

— Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) July 1, 2020

I know it's bants o but you guys low key need therapy. Lmfaoooo

— Ehi Enabs (@ehienabs) July 1, 2020