• All The Things Your Pet Wishes They Could Tell You

    All that woof-woof means something you know!

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    1. “Ahn ahn, Oga, another babe this week, only you? But to help me find bone of my bone inside this compound is work!”

    2. This is actually how your pet feels whenever you’re leaving and you don’t take them along:

    3. “If this man should bring eba and soup near me again! Did they tell you I don’t like dog biscuits?”

    4. As oga is relaxing like this, let me go and jump on him to show him how much I love him

    5. “This my oga doesn’t fear God, because I’m not crying, that’s why he thinks he can just be messing anyhow around me?”

    6. “Okay now, nobody should call my name when I start dropping dumps everywhere”

    7. “This one that everybody is sleeping and the whole house is quiet, let me use this one to practice that Super Story song”

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