1. After Math exams, when people are arguing if the answer to number 4 was 69 or 65 and your answer was ‘purple’

What kind of gbese is this?

2. When your sandals cut in school and you’re just stuck looking like a doskpe!

You’ll now start dragging socks everywhere!

3. For the rich kids, when they tell you they’re coming to pick you in the Range Rover abut you wanted the Benz

Hmm, if only we had these kinds of problems.

4. When your teacher enters class and the first thing he says is: ‘tear a sheet of paper’

Ahan, what kind of rough play is this one?

5. When they announce Open Day is in two days, and the only thing in your notes is all the X and O you’ve been playing in class

You’ll now start hustling for Agric note from last Month.

6. How you’ll be calculating how fast you can move to Togo when you collect your result, and they use Es and Fs to decorate it

If I change my name too, maybe they won’t find me.