8 Types of Ways Nigerian Guys React to Girls on Their Periods

May 29, 2017

1. The Disgusted Guys

giphy.gif “I’m on my period.” “Ewwww.” “Your face is ewwww but you don’t see me complaining.”

2. The DISGUSTING Boyfriends

giphy.gif “I’m on my period.” “Your mouth isn’t though, if you get my drift.” “Ugh.”

3. The Guys with Questions

giphy.gif “So, is it like, rushing like a tap?” “Do you need blood tonic to replenish all that blood?” “Are you serious that this happens EVERY MONTH? WOW.” “Is it like an injury?”

4. The Boyfriends Who Do The Least

giphy.gif “I’m on my period.” “Okay baby. Take your drugs, go easy yeah? See you hun. Mweh.”

5. The Boyfriends Who Do The Most (We love them!)

giphy.gif “I’m on my period.” “OMG do you have spare pads? Do you want to lie down? Need a back rub? Belly rub? What will you eat? No, don’t stand up – let me fly you abroad for maintenance.”

6. The Old Testament Guy

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  • “I’m on my period.”
  • “DON’T TOUCH ME WOMAN YOU ARE UNCLEAN AND MUST BE KEPT AWAY FROM THE COMMUNITY FOR SEVEN DAYS! I HOPE YOU DID NOT TOUCH THE FOOD YOU COOKED FOR ME WITH YOUR OWN HANDS?”

7. The Mansplainer

giphy.gif “I’m experiencing period cramps and they’re really, really bad. I need a day off, please?” “Well, actually, this is why women don’t deserve to be paid as much as men. I bet men would handle things better if it was them with periods.”

8. The Stupid Comedian

giphy.gif “I’m on my period.” “Oh wow. I’m on my apostrophe too! Hehehehehehehehe!”

9. Now read this:

https://zikoko.com/list/16-period-struggles-that-are-too-damn-real/

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