3. Them, immediately you start talking about yourself
How dare you stop talking about them?
4. How they look at you when you’re slaying
So much hate!
5. The only way they know to give you a compliment
They can’t see anything good.
6. This is basically how they describe your friendship with them
As per, it’s not that deep.
7. How they end every sentence now that they’ve hammered
As if God won’t do it for the rest of us.
8. Whenever you tell them to invite you to an event
Because they don’t want you to win at life.
9. How they wish you happy birthday every year
That’s if they remember sef.
10. How they react when you try to borrow something from them
As if you asked them to give you one kidney.
11. How they act when you stylishly ask them to return what you lent them
On top your own thing o!
12. Them, when you try to talk about your life problems
Just carry your problems to Jesus.
13. When you correct them for doing something wrong
Sorry is not in their dictionary.
14. The only thing they talk about all the time
The haters are kuku invisible.
15. You, when you realise they’re just a bad belle person
Carry your wahala and go abeg!
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