15 Times Nene Leakes Reminded Us Of Our Bad Belle Friend

MAGGI | Inside Life
August 22, 2016

1. How they call you to ask for money

Every time, ‘Abeg I need your epp’.

2. How they react when you ask them for money

They’re never ‘on seat’.

3. Them, immediately you start talking about yourself

How dare you stop talking about them?

4. How they look at you when you’re slaying

So much hate!

5. The only way they know to give you a compliment

They can’t see anything good.

6. This is basically how they describe your friendship with them

As per, it’s not that deep.

7. How they end every sentence now that they’ve hammered

As if God won’t do it for the rest of us.

8. Whenever you tell them to invite you to an event

Because they don’t want you to win at life.

9. How they wish you happy birthday every year

That’s if they remember sef.

10. How they react when you try to borrow something from them

As if you asked them to give you one kidney.

11. How they act when you stylishly ask them to return what you lent them

On top your own thing o!

12. Them, when you try to talk about your life problems

Just carry your problems to Jesus.

13. When you correct them for doing something wrong

Sorry is not in their dictionary.

14. The only thing they talk about all the time

The haters are kuku invisible.

15. You, when you realise they’re just a bad belle person

Carry your wahala and go abeg!

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