Hilarious Tweets About NYSC Allowance

June 28, 2020

It’s two days to the end of June and NYSC is yet to do Father Christmas for corps members. There is an update from them that the allowance will definitely be paid, but for a lot of corps members, the question is “When?”

Corps members right now

1. The power of a praying corper.

2. E reach to ask.

3. Nigerians remain undefeated.

4. This is every corps member right now.

5. Double wahala.

6. Erm, God forbid.

https://twitter.com/agida_stephynie/status/1276843540274872325

7. NYSC abeg.

8. A very honest tweet.

Corps members have not come to joke at all.

For everyone who wants to know the latest on the June 2020 allowance, here’s an update on it: Update On NYSC Payment For June 2020

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