Let’s begin with the tweet that started it all:

I said 7hrs is too small for knacking and y’all are surprised. Yo! Doggy is 3-5hrs, riding is 2-4 hours, protector hanging is 2hrs max! So what’s the fuss?

— Shugah samz🥰❤️💙 (@AnnangQueen) July 22, 2020

A lot of people are wondering how 7 hours can be possibly too small when it is actually too long. That’s their own cup of hot water. For you, my dear reader, who wants to last up to seven hours in bed, this one is for you:

1. First of all, ask yourself, did I come to this world to knack?

2. Stand up from that bed, go to the window and think of people like Dangote, Otedola, Bill Gates. Would there be where they are today if they spent 7 hours+ on sex?

3. Look at your partner/ would-be recipient of the knack. Don’t you have the fear of God?

4. Sex is good, but have you spent 7 hours plus talking to your creator?

5. Look at your bank account dear, is it your type that should be spending 7 hours in bed?

6. If you are a man, do you have enough baby juice (read: sperm) that will last for 7 hours of uninterrupted mekwe?

7. And last but not least, what happens after 7 hours of sex? Will you have achieved anything?