10 Things Only Unilorin Students Can Relate To

January 13, 2020

To be a university student is not an easy task. Especially when it is University of Ilorin where you can face Tanke anytime. We came up with a list of things you will perfectly relate to if you are a student or a graduate of University of Ilorin.

1. The struggle for bus at Oke-Odo every Monday morning.

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It’s a do or die affair.

2. How your neighbours see you when you come home with Shoprite nylon.

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Dangote’s pikin! Richest boss! Shey make we come collect?

3. “Engine burger.”

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The KFC of engineering students.

4. Item 7.

Extra rice, mixed with chicken, coleslaw, extra plantain and extra beef if you’re a rich kid. Otherwise just buy your mixed rice and chicken and be going.

5. Law students and their 20 kilos of shoulder pad.

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You’re not from the Faculty of Law? Too bad.

6. Every Unilorin girl wearing palazzo pants.

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The fear of “Dress Code” is the beginning of wisdom.

7. You, when you get to the park and you hear that “Dress Code” officials are catching students.

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Not today, Satan.

8. How the CBT centre looks like during tests and exams.

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Especially when Education students are involved.

9. When you want to fight but you remember ‘Face Tanke.’

Maybe after I collect my certificate sha.

10. You, when 100 level students tell you they want to make 5.0 CGPA.

Lee what? LEEMAO.

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