Infidelity in relationship is a serious thing. That’s why we came up with these helpful tips to test your partner’s faithfulness. Don’t thank us, we’re only looking out for you.
1. Set them up with a new person.
But of course you will not be present in the grand scheme of things. Just orchestrate an encounter and leave it like that. If your partner and the ‘tester’ end up knacking, then you know that partner belongs to the streets.
2. Whenever you go out, ask them what they think about other people.
“See that babe. Don’t you think she looks cute? You like her, abi?” Watch their reaction. An unfaithful partner will start unravelling because they think you don’t care.
3. Create an anonymous social media account and flirt with them.
Do all you can to make them fall. Once they’re in your trap, reveal your true identity and say this: “Femi, I knew it all along that you are unfaithful. Look at you cheating on me with someone you’ve never met.”
4. Refuse to communicate for two weeks.
See if they make the effort to chase after you. If they love you, nothing will be too much for them to bear, not even your ghosting.
5. Randomly accuse them of cheating.
Do it well, burst into tears and you’ll see how they’ll confess.
6. Always ask them if they’re still in contact with their ex.
Believe me, e get why. A lot of people in relationships want to eat their cake and have it.
7. If you both have been sexual, tell them you have decided to be indefinitely celibate.
That’s when you’ll know they’re in it for only the sex.
I should warn you though. If you take my advice and lose your true love, you will have yourself to blame. I’m single and looking for others to join me in this loneliness. Do with that information what you will.
Love and light.
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