I don’t know about you, but I sometimes find it awkward to respond to “I love you.” Even when I don’t find it awkward, I’m tempted to play around with my response, especially if the “I love you” is coming from someone I don’t exactly love. If you are like me, here’s a list of alternative responses to choose from.
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The absolute worst.
All the mumu things you used to do will just make you ashamed of yourself.
“I DON’T HAVE MONEY FOR SCREEN OH!!”
Eye wey dey cry, dey see road
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