Do you want a fashion trend to blow up? Bring it to Nigeria. Do you want a fashion trend to suffer? Bring it to Nigeria. Here’s a list of fashion items Nigerians have worn to death.
1. Lemon green Balenciaga and the accompanying shorts.
The whole of Balenciaga has suffered in the hands of Nigerians, if we are to be honest.
2. Anything that has MARLIANS written on it.
It’s scary how these hideous things have flooded the market. All the more annoying because they’re obviously fake. Everything from jeans to hoodies to track pants now has Marlians written on it. Must be tragic to be a Marlian at this time.
3. Off-White clothes and sneakers.
We don’t want to mention names, but we’ve seen some people wearing OF-WHTIE, OFF-WIHTE, OFFF-WHIIT. Plis dears, we are tired.
4. THIS belt.
That’s it. That’s the message. This belt needs to go.
5. These slides.
Even Rihanna must be shocked.