These Masters of Ceremony people at parties really need to up their game. A lot of them just approach the job with more vibes than necessary and spoil the whole thing. Please and please, if you are an MC, you need to stop these things.
1. Asking people “Who can tell us why we are here today.”
Is it that I will wear cloth, rub powder, comb hair, polish shoe and enter bike without knowing where I am going and what I want to go and do there or what?
2. Forcing guests to dance.
This will never stop being annoying, for real. They will just point fingers and say, “Yes you, oya come out and dance.” As per point and kill, abi?
3. Trying to match guests together.
Talmabout, that’s your husband, that’s your wife. Oga abeg, do your MC and carry yourself out of my front.
4. Asking guests to do crazy things.
This is part of one game whose name I don’t remember. You’ll hear, “Oya, kiss her. Touch his thing.” Whose thing, please? Take off your clown costume first, let me see if you are normal.
5. Cracking dry jokes.
This can even be the entire summary of this post. Dear MCs, stop cracking dry jokes abeg.
NB: This is not a definitive list. Some MCs are good at what they do and we salute them completely.
