All The Shady Things Nigerian Politicians Do

We love Nigerian politicians with their endless empty promises and ridiculousness.

Very cute.

Sometimes, they come right at us with these acts of ridiculousness.

Other times, they are coded. These #CodedTinzPoliticiansDo tweets are proof of the indirect manner our politicians show us love.

Loot and when they are probed wuld b shouting political persecution… #CodedTinzPoliticiansDo
— Lawalson Precious. (@Prexzi) January 12, 2016

When they are generous enough to feed the masses.

#CodedTinzPoliticiansDo pic.twitter.com/fDenBNfPdc
— iamOdino (@TweetNaijaBlog) January 12, 2016

This trangender transformation.

#CodedTinzPoliticiansDo pic.twitter.com/s9CZqypnsb
— iamOdino (@TweetNaijaBlog) January 12, 2016

The empty promises we love to hear so much.

Vote for me and i will give you light, after we win everything will be alright. #CodedTinzPoliticiansDo
— Auay Jokesomefun (@SundayAkinjide) January 12, 2016

How good they are at saving money.

https://twitter.com/AnthonyUtuk/status/686890479623901184

How they share token gifts among themselves.

https://twitter.com/pkdKILLAHMC/status/686886574047531008

This one about their incredible climbing skills.

#CodedTinzPoliticiansDo I remember that Senator trying to climb NASS Gate!…. Oops sorry wrong picture!!.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/M0B7btcQH9
— AbdulGaffar 🌸 (@AbdulGaffar____) January 12, 2016

This one about their loving kindness.

They steal 5billion naira and spend 10 million naira to form Mr. philanthropist AKA "the giver of our time". #CodedTinzPoliticiansDo
— President Martial FC (@ThaVincent) January 12, 2016

They sing so well too…

They easily remix famous songs during campaigns but hardly pay salaries for months. #CodedTinzPoliticiansDo
— President Martial FC (@ThaVincent) January 12, 2016

And are miracle workers as well.

https://twitter.com/Its_bout_time/status/686891863450738688

All The Shady Things Nigerian Politicians Do

We love Nigerian politicians with their endless empty promises and ridiculousness.

Sometimes, they come right at us with these acts of ridiculousness.

Other times, they are coded. These #CodedTinzPoliticiansDo tweets are proof of the indirect manner our politicians show us love.

When they are generous enough to feed the masses.

This trangender transformation.

The empty promises we love to hear so much.

How good they are at saving money.

How they share token gifts among themselves.

This one about their incredible climbing skills.

This one about their loving kindness.

They sing so well too…

And are miracle workers as well.

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All The Shady Things Nigerian Politicians Do

We love Nigerian politicians with their endless empty promises and ridiculousness.

Sometimes, they come right at us with these acts of ridiculousness.

Other times, they are coded. These #CodedTinzPoliticiansDo tweets are proof of the indirect manner our politicians show us love.

When they are generous enough to feed the masses.

This trangender transformation.

The empty promises we love to hear so much.

How good they are at saving money.

How they share token gifts among themselves.

This one about their incredible climbing skills.

This one about their loving kindness.

They sing so well too…

And are miracle workers as well.

About the Authors

More by this author

OUR MISSION

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