8 Ways To Know You’re Suffering From Long-Throat

December 16, 2020

It is one thing to like food, it is another thing to have a serious case of long-throat. If these 8 signs are manifesting in your life, my brother my sister, you are suffering from long-throat. Seek help ASAP.

1. You must not see any food picture online, you are already salivating.

Stir-fry spaghetti, grilled turkey, burger, or anything, your throat is already pulsing with desire. We pity you.

2. Anytime you have 1k in your account, the next thing you think of is food.

You don’t even think of how to better your life with that 1k. First thing is shawarma or a plate of food. Tueh.

3. You have the phone number of more than 5 food vendors.

If it’s sure for you, show us your phone book let us see.

4. You can’t count the number of restaurants you have eaten at.

How do you hope to sustain a family this way? Is this how you want to continue living?

5. If you visit someone’s house and they offer you food, you’ll collect it.

They kuku taught you, but it’s you that refused to obey your parents. Don’t you wonder why people no longer invite you to their house?

6. You are always trying out new food.

“I’m a foodie.” Haq. Sharap there my fren!

7. Your love language is food.

We been knew oh. One slice of cake, and they have won your heart. Femi, is that all you’re worth?

8. Each time you attend a party, you always want a second helping.

Why else do you think they didn’t invite you to that wedding? They know you are a consuming fire.

Change your ways!


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