The worst thing about being heartbroken is the triggers. The smell of a perfume can bring you memories. The style of walking, a picture of the place you used to visit together. If you are easily triggered, please avoid these fruits after breakup or you’ll never be able to get over them.
For phallic reasons. Imagine ramming a banana down your throat and bursting into loud tears in Oshodi.
The wetness. Your lips on it. The slurping. Are you ready to relive the heartbreak all over again?
The feel of squeezing it. Dear friend, we recommend that you stay away from it until you heal.
Same as number 1. Imagine being so triggered by a wheelbarrow full of cucumbers that you start cursing Femi. The mallam selling will probably think you’re crazy.
This apple is the villain. It will only remind you of the love that never was, the forbidden fruit you ate that has now turned sour in your mouth. Best to stay away from it.
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