5 Fruits That Will Embarrass You In Public

May 10, 2020

Yes, fruits are good and wonderful. But there are some fruits I cannot eat in public or when I’m visiting my in-laws. I’d rather be caught mopping the oceans instead. Here’s a list of them.

1. Orange.

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There’s no way you want to suck this thing that will ever look sexy. You end up looking deranged.

2. Mango.

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3. Cashew.

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Spread your legs, bend from your waist, push your mouth forward and then bite. Imagine doing all this in public because of one fruit with a sharp acidic taste. Not me and you, abeg.

4. Cucumber.

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I mean, yes, this fruit tastes like sorrow, but that’s not the real reason why I find it hard to eat in public. The real reason is that each time I bite it, I feel like I’m a witch devouring somebody’s manhood and rendering him useless forever. That image doesn’t sit right with me

5. Watermelon.

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Imagine eating this while wearing lipstick. The horror.

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