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Name All Premier League Teams For The 2023/2024 Season
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Since Elon Musk bought Twitter in October 2022, he’s made changes like Twitter Blue, paying creators and tweets showing the number of views. The only thing he hasn’t changed is the logo. Oh wait, even the logo didn’t survive his revamp. While I can’t match his wealth, I can definitely match his ability to shrink entire brands into one letter. Here we go.
Palmpay = B
Bridgerton. Why? They will stand with you between the heavens and the earth. They will tell you where you are. When will you repay your loan?
GTB = G
Source: Zikoko Memes G stands for gun because there’s no difference between those charges and armed robbery.
Instagram = M
IG is now one big marketplace. You’ll be scrolling through, looking for pictures of your peng people, but the wig and clothes ads won’t let you rest.
Bigi = F
I’m sure there’s no flavour that Bigi hasn’t experimented with. The only one that’s left is N’abania.
Minimie = W
Apart from being a snack, it can also double as a weapon. The only thing that’s harder than minimie is convincing your mum that pressing your phone is not the reason for your sickness.
Apple = I
Virtually all Apple products begin with an “I.” Well, apart from the one I can actually afford — apple juice.
Access Bank = M
Money? Mobile banking? No amigo, it’s Marathon. Why be just a bank when you can be one that organises the biggest marathon in Nigeria?
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In the weeks leading up to the FIFA Women’s World Cup, there was a lot of unrest in the Super Falcons Camp. Clashes between the NFF and the coaching staff and players about owed salaries and bonuses meant many Nigerian fans expected very little when the tournament began. All these distractions coupled with the fact that they were the lowest-ranked team (40) in the star-studded group that had Canada (7), Australia (10) — the co-hosts alongside New Zealand — and the Republic of Ireland (22) meant many pundits predicted that these teams would take turns to give Nigeria a proper beating.
Source: Zikoko memes We’re now two games in, and it’s looking like Nigeria is taking no prisoners.
Source: Zikoko memes After a hard-fought 0-0 draw against Canada, the confidence in the team began to rise. A penalty save from Chiamaka Nnadozie was the highlight of a very solid defensive display from Nigeria. Their second game, however, is where the team truly shone. Coming from a goal down to defeat the co-hosts Australia, was as big as underdog stories could get. After 45 minutes of the Nigerian goal being peppered with Australian shots, they finally broke the deadlock in the first minute of first-half stoppage time. But their lead lasted only as long as it takes the average person who relocates to Canada, to start a Youtube channel. About five minutes later, Uchenna Kalu slotted in the equalizer.
Source: Zikoko memes This was the second-ever first-half goal scored by Nigeria at the Women’s World Cup, despite playing in 18 matches across previous editions.
Nigeria now leads group B heading into the final game and while a draw against already knocked out Republic of Ireland will confirm qualification, a win will put Nigeria on top of the group.
The Australian team, backed by the over 40,000 fans in the stadium, fought to regain their lead but like my people say, no matter how lizard do press-up reach, he no fit get muscle reach alligator. Two goals from Osinachi Ohale (66) and Asisat Oshoala (72) put the game beyond reach for the Australians. They huffed and puffed and managed to snatch a consolatory goal in the 10th minute of added time as the Falcons defended their lead with their livesWhat this means for Nigeria
Nigeria now leads group B heading into the final game and while a draw against already knocked out Republic of Ireland will confirm qualification, a win will put Nigeria on top of the group.
The only thing Nigerians love more than a big win is bragging about the win. Nigerians, in expected fashion, took to twitter to “pepper the haters.”
This win has also drawn some media attention to the salaries the players are being owed as the Arsenal legend Ian Wright tweeted at the NFF to pay them.
Pay them!!!!!! @thenff 🇳🇬
— Ian Wright (@IanWright0) July 27, 2023
This started the hashtag #paythem. Although the NFF hasn’t said anything about this, Nigerians have chosen to celebrate this iconic win. There were also some records broken as the Super Falcons captain Onome Ebi became the oldest African and second-oldest player to play in the world cup at 40 years old.Asisat Oshoala also became the first African player to score in three different world cups (2015, 2019 and now 2023). Agba Baller herself. Asisat Oshoala’s celebration is one that will surely be talked about for ages to come as women removing their shirts when celebrating is not as common as seen on the men’s side.
Now that qualification from the group is very likely, the Nigerian team will focus on going as far in the competition as possible.Chop chop, we have a world cup to win.
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Attention all thrill-seekers, foodies, and motorbike enthusiasts! Get ready for the most epic event of the year – Jollof and Palmie 5, brought to you by the extraordinary Bikers with Attitude and Determination. It’s time to mark your calendars for this adrenaline-pumping extravaganza, as we gear up for the biggest Motorbikes and food festival in all of West Africa!
Jollof and Palmie is a celebration of all things African, from the delicious food to the world of beautiful motorcycles. Whether you’re a seasoned rider or simply appreciate the artistry of these marvelous machines, this event is a dream come true! The event will feature exotic superbike displays, food tasting, music, history and interactive activities for all to enjoy.
This year’s festival will be held on Sunday, August 6th at the Muri Okunola Park in Victoria Island, Lagos. Gates open at 12:00 PM, so be sure to get there early to avoid the crowds. Tickets are free, but you must register in advance. To register, simply click here.
What to expect at Jollof and Palmie
- Exotic superbike displays: See some of the most beautiful and powerful motorcycles in Africa up close.
- Food tasting: Sample delicious food from all over Africa, including jollof rice, palm wine, and more.
- Music: Enjoy live music from some of the best African artists.
- History and interactive activities: Learn about the history of motorcycles in Africa and participate in interactive activities.
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Remember, Jollof and Palmie is a FREE event, so there’s no excuse not to come! Share the news with your friends, family, and fellow enthusiasts. Let’s make this year’s festival the most talked-about and unforgettable one yet!
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We hope to see you at Jollof and Palmie!
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