12. When you come back home and everything you own is exactly where you left it.
Wonderful.
13. …but the plates you left in the sink are still there too.
Ugh!No!
14. When you get to walk around naked all you want.
The absolute best.
15. When you realize how boring it actually is.
The absolute worst.
16. When it’s time to clean up the house.
Ugh. Why am I so dirty?
17. When it starts raining and you can’t remember if you closed your windows.
Hay God!
Uniformed men and women have abandoned the comfort of their homes and families to stand at the war front against terrorism.
They sacrificed blood, sweat and also put their lives on the line for so many people they have never met.
As a show of gratitude for selfless service, the Anakle team initiated a Military appreciation campaign from the 4th to 10th of December, both on and off social media.
They haven’t been covered much in the foreign mainstream media butBoko Haram have been terrorising Africans with devastating, widespread and long-lasting consequences.
Boko Haram promotes a version of Islam which makes it “haram”, or forbidden, for Muslims to take part in any political or social activity associated with Western society.
This includes voting in elections, wearing shirts and trousers or receiving a secular education.
Boko Haram regards the Nigerian state as being run by non-believers, even when the country had a Muslim president – and it has extended its military campaign by targeting neighbouring states.
Although we live in a democratic country, it appears the ruling government might try to encroach on our freedom of speech.
A new social media bill that could potentially censor free speech on social media platforms has been proposed by the House of Senate.
According to the bill, anyone who writes anything negative against somebody else (most probably politicians) will face jail time – two years to be exact.
How dare they? Can someone please tell them that it is not allowed.
Nigerians on Twitter have expressed their thoughts on the issue via #NoToSocialMediaBill. Here are some of them:
On fighting for our rights:
Everyone who values his or her right must express a resounding #NoToSocialMediaBill
A day ago, it was reported that a number of Nigerians (48, 50 or 500 depending on who you asked) were deported from the UK, due to immigration related offences.
These are the various reactions.
When the person that promised to file UK visa for you is part of those that were deported.
1. When you’re in the middle of ironing for the next day and the light goes off.
Well, there goes my responsible look.
2. When your football team is just about to score and they take the light.
The god of football will punish you.
3. When you’ve not had light for three days and NEPA flashes the light for 3 seconds.
OH MY GOD!
4. When they cut your light but you’ve paid your bills.
Wait, what is happening?!
5. Then you complain and they ask you to pay to fix it.
Are these ones not foolish like this?
6. When your house has an electric fault and you’re the only one who doesn’t have light.
It hurts so bad.
7. When your phone is at 10% and they bring the light…then they take it.
You horrible people!
8. When you’re cooking with electricity and the light goes off.
Soggy plantain is still plantain.
9. When your prepaid units run out in the middle of the night.
Welcome to sweat station.
10. When NEPA brings light that’s too high and it blows all your gadgets.
NEPA, y u no get sense?
11. Or it’s too low and you can’t even see anything.
Well, small victories.
12. When it’s bill period and you suddenly start having light.
This isn’t life.
13. Then the bill comes, and the light you’ve had and the amount on the bill don’t add up.
Please, don’t be stupid.
14. When they keep bringing and taking the light and you have to keep putting your gen on and off.
Make a decision.
15. When they bring light at every other time EXCEPT when you really need it.
Why am I not surprised?
16. When you leave the AC on the highest forever because you don’t know when they will take the light.
THIS IS SPARTA!
A few weeks back we shared these 14 beautiful pictures of Northern Nigeria which featured some of the beauty in Yola and Bauchi. And we’ve got more images today! This time highlighting the beauty of Kano.
Zikoko contributor, Kolapo Oladapo shared some of his shots from Kano with us:
1. This section of the palace of the Emir.
2. The path to the fourth gate of the palace.
3. This picture of a young boy tending to his horse.
4. What a beauty!
5. A female baby horse being tended to be this young boy.
6. All the suya you could ever want!
7. This picture of the suya village.
8. Hungry yet?
9. This colourful image of fresh food in a market.
10. The Crescent Secondary school’s football pitch.
11. Young men enjoying a football game on the polo grounds.
12. A man in a football jersey enjoying a game of polo.
13. This shot of a Fulani kid.
14. Fulani kids happily riding their bicycle.
15. A Fulani house.
16. This image of the Kano streets.
17. This shot of the Ado Bayero Mall.
All images by Kolapo Oladapo.
Got any beautiful shots of Nigeria? Share them with us!
1. The Nigerian sandwich starter pack:
2. The ‘survive in traffic’ starter pack:
3. The GEJ starter pack:
4. The Ikoyi husband starter pack:
5. The Nigerian music video starter pack:
6. The Owambe starter pack:
7. The Agbero starter pack:
8. The Nigerian boarder starter pack:
9. The cheating Nigerian husband starter pack:
10. The Nigerian barber starter pack:
11. The Unilag guy starter pack:
12. The Unilag babe starter pack:
13. The Nigerian police starter pack:
14. The happiness starter pack:
15. The security guard starter pack:
You travelled for business? Pleasure? It doesn’t quite matter which. All that matters is that you temporarily escaped the mad house of your beloved Nigeria. Temporarily. And now, it is finally time to go back. Long sigh.
We know exactly how you feel. Because every time you’ve had to go back, you are like:
1. Kai, it’s time to go already?
Abroad, I’m gonna miss you.
2. You are already thinking about your next trip.
3. Then you spy all those Nigerians at the boarding gate…
Supporters club of life and destiny.
4. And you’re real happy to hear folk speaking a familiar language.
Doesn’t matter if you are Yoruba and they are speaking Tiv, Naija knows Naija.
5. Until the familiar Nigerian energy starts making you tired inside.