Remember those good old days of buying Chocomilo, ice water, sugar and Kuli Kuli with this.
Blissful days! Some of you are old though!
Although this beauty can’t even buy a sip of water anymore and is going into a very quick extinction, Here are 10 ways a 50 kobo coin can still be a part of your life.
1. Properly scratch recharge cards.
Stop using your nails please.
2. Pay for stuff at Shoprite.
Now you won’t dash them your 3 Naira change anymore, thank us later.
3. Pay for fuel.
50 Kobo has been shaved off the fuel price so you can pay the exact amount for the fuel you buy in Naira and Kobo.
4. Donate into this charity box at Shoprite.
50 kobo will go a very long way in changing people’s lives if you don’t know.
5. Teach a child how to count.
Instead of counting with fingers and stones.
6. Open Milo and milk tins with ease.
That struggle can be annoying sometimes.
7. Make really pretty jewellery.
Slay can come really cheap.
8. As a screw driver.
When real screw drivers become hard to find.
9. Charge your phone battery.
Because, who Nepa don epp?
10. Portraits and other artsy items.
This is a brilliant art project idea.
What other things do you think a 50 kobo coin can be used for?
When a married man cheats on his wife, one logical solution is to call the said man to order.
Come, give yourself brain and don’t be unfortunate.
However, there is logic and there is also the African method of taking care of a cheating husband.
It’s about to get real.
A quick African solution is to pity the man and blame the woman involved with him.
Find her and beat her up or bathe her with pepper. But if you’re feeling kind, simply rain heaps of curses on the woman and her generations.
… Or simply do what this woman did.
And let the whole world know you have lost all chill in the world.
What’s your own style of warding off a home wrecker?
You can’t unlock your full potential at a Nigerian wedding.
10. The low chances of getting seized.
Nigerian weddings are the fields where seeds of heartbreak are sown. Ironic abi?
11. Dealing with those “Your own is next” comments.
Wipe the stupidity off your mouth please.
In light of the new Forex restrictions and the depressing state of our currency, it’s only expected that we do the most Nigerian thing we can: at least try to find some humor in it.
So here are 15 tweets about the Naira that are guaranteed to make you laugh.
1. The tweet about one head being better than two.
Although we often complain about the bad roads, litter and often unorganised environment in our Nigerian cities/towns, there are times when we do have to give credit to Nigeria for it’s beauty and this is one of them!
1. This breathtaking shot of Obudu mountains in Cross River
My God!
2. The aerial view of Bonny Island
So much green! So much space!
3. The forever beautiful Jos
Always? Beautiful?
4. River Niger bridge in Onitsha
Potentially the perfect shot in a Nollywood movie! Not every time big mansion with white pillars in Lekki oh.
5. The perfect postcard image from Kano
Northern Nigeria on fleek!
6. Another perfect image of Kano
Can we just move to Kano?
7. This traffic-free image of Ibadan is beautiful just for that reason
This could be Lagos… but only on public holidays.
8. This peaceful and well-built road in Enugu
Lagos why u no be like this?
9. The aerial view from this roundabout in Benin city
Just look at it!?
10. This picturesque roundabout in Abia
It seems Nigerians have perfected the art of building roundabouts.
Have you got any beautiful images of your Nigerian town or city? Share with us!