• At 10 pm on June 22, one of Nigeria’s top DJs, DJ Obi, started his challenge at  Sao Cafe in a bid to break the Guinness World Record for Longest DJ Set.

    Known for his versatile style, DJ Obi has performed on the same stage with artistes like Lupe Fiasco, 2Face, MI and Banky W.

    Although the current record which was set in 2014, holds at 200 hours, DJ Obi wants to break this record with a 240-hour set.

    Already 6 days into the challenge, DJ Obi is however only allowed a 20-minute break every 4 hours or an hour break after 12 hours.

    DJing for so long isn’t an easy task and he has even suffered from swollen feet and fatigue within the past 6 days.

    Several Nigerian celebs including Olamide, Lil Kesh, Wizkid, Omawumi, MI and Phyno have gone to show him support at Sao Cafe.

    Some secondary school students also went to take pictures with him and wish him goodluck.

    You can watch the video of his first 24 hours here.

    All the best to DJ Obi. We hope he breaks this world record.

    DJ Obi is currently welcoming supporters at Sao Cafe, Lekki. To keep up with his daily experiences during the challenge, check out his Instagram page and Youtube channel.
  • It’s been a long day and your stomach is basically saying “epp me”. So you drag yourself to the kitchen to make a nice pot of Jollof or even Eba.

    And just when you’re about to serve your food and eat till you pass out…

    You realise some people have moved your pot of food.

    This food theft is reportedly happening in many parts of Kwara state such as Tanke, Basin, Sango and Offa Garage, especially to people living in unfenced houses.

    As reported by The Guardian, these wicked thieves look out for people’s cooking pots and steal them right when the food is ready.

    However, the police spokesman, Ajayi Okasanmi, vowed to deal with anyone caught stealing food according to the Penal Code.

    The former chairman of the NLC, Emmanuel Ayeoribe, even related this shocking events to the non-payment of Kwara state workers’ salaries.

    It is unfortunate to realise the lengths people in Kwara state have to go just to feed themselves. We hope these salaries get paid on time so the crime rate doesn’t rise to a dangerous level.

  • 1. Whenever you go to Diamond bank and the queue looks like:

    Hian! Only one bank?

    2. When you see year one students talking about graduating with first class.

    You will soon learn.

    3. When you meet someone and they tell you their department is Met/Mat.

    You don enter am.

    4. When you pass Hostel C at night and see people loving up.

    Don’t go and read your book.

    5. When you go to love garden expecting to find love, but you see people praying.

    Where did all the love go?

    6. Hostel girls, after pumping ‘man power’ on a steady:

    Unofficial FUTO gym.

    7. When you bring out your phone around Umuchima after 7pm.

    See ehn, just run.

    8. You, after eating at Madam Quantity or Delight Buka:

    Life savers.

    9. FUTO boys, waiting to rock one girl at a party:

    Just waiting to enter set.

    10. When you hear you have to write a paper in hall of mercy.

    That hall never showed anyone mercy.

    11. Eziobodo road, whenever small rain fell:

    The absolute worst.

    12. How the Man O’ War saw themselves:

    They can use you to shine.

    13. You, after buying 3 units of HOD’s popcorn:

    Groundnut was elective.

    14. How you feel after chowing Eismann Fries’ bread:

    That bread was life.

    15. Your best moment in FUTO:

    FINALLY!!!
  • Almost everyone can relate to how strict our lecturers and professors can be sometimes. But Twitter user, @Nnenna shared pictures that prove otherwise.

    She shared pictures of this professor of a university in Cote D’Ivoire backing a child with a wrapper.

    According to her, the thoughtful lecturer decided to help one of his students look after her crying baby so she could concentrate on her exams.

    He’s basically the kindest professor we’ve seen because…

    When you bring your child to an exam hall, Nigerian lecturers be like…

    How they look at you when your child starts crying.

    You can’t even beg them to help hold your child when they’ve not finished holding your CGPA for you.

    We hope this child’s mother aces her paper after her professor went an extra mile to help her focus.

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  • 1. “Look left, look right, look left again” does not work in Nigeria.

    That rule is just for people abroad oh!

    2. You still have to look both ways before crossing a one-way street.

    Or else one molue driver will just come and clear you.

    3. If you don’t kneel down and beg each car to stop, you’ll just be waiting there like:

    Get your ‘ejo o’ face ready.

    4. If this isn’t you:

    Then zebra crossings are not your concern.

    5. Because zebra crossings are nothing but Tom-Tom adverts to Nigerians.

    Don’t even risk it.

    6. Run, even though the road is completely free.

    One trailer can just appear at any time.

    7. Nigerian drivers accelerating to jam you like:

    They cannot see you crossing the road and let you be.

    8. Just because one driver stops for you, doesn’t mean the others will.

    They will see one car stopping but won’t even try and slow down.

    9. Pedestrian bridges are really just there for decoration.

    Real Nigerians just run across the road.

    10. When it rains, just expect Nigerians to splash water on you.

    They will actually target the puddle and drive into it.

    11. Nigerians are colour blind, so red light isn’t necessarily an opportunity to cross.

    Still look well before chooking leg.


  • 1. When you finally see your name on that graduation list.

    Amen!!!

    2. You, thinking about how you’ll make Nigeria a better place.

    All of us went through this.

    3. The look of determination on your face, when you still think your 5 year plan will actually take 5 years.

    Haha. HAHA!

    4. And you’ve told yourself that the least salary you can take is N120,000

    I know my value.

    5. When your uncle tells you not to worry, that he has a job for you.

    This struggle life is not for me.

    6. When people talk about how hard life after school is.

    Not my portion.

    But allovasudden…

    7. Your parents stop your pocket money and you have to survive on NYSC’s 19,800.

    What is happening?

    8. When you find something to make you happy as a young Nigerian. Life:

    It’s a constant struggle.

    9. When you have the results, but not the connections.

    Epp me.

    10. When you apply for a job and you’re finally called for an interview.

    I’ve been through a lot!

    11. And that minimum of N120,000 salary becomes:

    Just let me work.

    12. Your uncle that promised you a job:

    But I thought…

    13. When your parents ask you “So what are your plans now?”.

    Are you not seeing what Nigeria is doing to me?

    14. You wishing you studied Medicine or did a 5 year course so you could’ve stayed in school a bit longer.

    This life!

    15. When someone asks you about life after school.

    Ehn.

    16. When you see someone that has an extra year and is still in school.

    You are doing the right thing bruh!

    17. When your sibling is about to graduate from University too.

    NOOOO! DON’T DO IT!!!!
  • Let’s admit it, this guy is great, no contest.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCffouk3BG8

    One quiet day, he shared a video to inspire us in his own way.

    https://twitter.com/KraksTV/status/739952034019827712

    And today, his Amoshine is now a movement….

    Because when the road gets rough…

    When the economy doesn’t want to be nice to you…

    And now he has hit the studio and will soon drop a video for Amoshine….

    https://twitter.com/KraksTV/status/745718690000273409

    And even if the song kuku has only one line…

    And his dab in the studio was just the worst…

    …Amoshine when Amoshine.

    We’re sha waiting to see the wonders he’ll perform when he releases the video.

  • 1. You, trying to find a place to actually park your car.

    Nothing more stressful than taking your car to computer village.

    2. When you enter computer village and suddenly become a “fine boy” and “fine girl”.

    Nobody is ugly there.

    3. How the agberos see you when you enter computer village smiling:

    Better start frowning.

    4. You, walking through computer village like:

    The struggle.

    5. When you realize the sun at computer village is different from the sun everywhere else.

    The heat is not smiling.

    6. When someone grabs you for “your pink lips, your piercing, your tattoos!”

    Are you mad?

    7. When people start rushing you with “you wan buy, you wan sell?”

    Leave me, biko.

    8. When someone tells you their shop is “just there” but you’ve been walking for 30 minutes.

    Kuku kill me.

    9. When you touch your pocket and you can’t feel your phone again.

    Chineke!

    10. When you bring out your money to try and count it.

    Hay God!

    11. When they go to the back of the shop to “pack” the phone you just tested.

    That’s how they will pack fufu inside phone case for you.

    12. When you buy an iPhone from one of the agberos at the gate.

    Oshey iPhone by Nokia.

    13. When you take your device to fix one problem and leave with three new ones.

    See my life.

    14. When you come back to your car and see hawkers selling shoes on top your bonnet.

    Hian! From where to where?
  • 1. When people accuse you of being an Amebo…

    They’re not the same thing please.

    2. When you ask after someone’s boyfriend/girlfriend just to know if they’re still dating.

    Just to know if you should cross them out of your relationship goals.

    3. How you run to your window when you hear your neighbours arguing.

    Neighbour fights are the sweetest!

    4. You, adding mouth in random Danfo conversations.

    Even when they ask didn’t for your opinion.

    5. How you peek into people’s phones while they’re chatting in public.

    As per, you’re sharing the phone with them.

    6. Nothing irritates you more than this…

    The people with public accounts don’t kuku have two heads.

    7. You don’t mind famzing that annoying person that always has all the gist.

    Carrying last is not your portion.

    8. When you find yourself in 2004 on your crush’s Facebook wall.

    How else are you supposed to know  what they had for breakfast in JSS 2?

    9. You, acting surprised when someone is giving you gist you heard weeks ago.

    “Are you serious?”

    10. How you feel when someone is talking while you’re trying to tap gist.

    Shut up abeg.

    11. You, viewing people’s Snapchat stories but never posting yours.

    So you can do advanced amebo.

    12. You know all the names and secrets of all your followers.

    As per, you people are now BFFs.

    13. How you feel when you find out some people use different usernames for their Instagram or Facebook.

    Why are these people childish?