• This information came from Uber’s analysis of over 1 million rides taken since they launched in Lagos, and as their data sample obviously does not account for where people who ride the BRTs and Danfos go, this list is probably incomplete.

    1. The Palms Shopping Mall

    If you have money to shop here, you can ride in Ubers. Kontinu.

    2. Ikeja City Mall

    A lot like The Palms, but for mainland people.

    3. Adrenaline Sports Bar at The Four Points Sheraton

    And we’re right back to the Island…

    4. The Soul Lounge Lagos

    Island vs Mainland: 2-1.

    5. Eko Hotel And Suites

    Basically where all the Lagos bigz men and bigz women hang out, for business and pleasure.

    6. Radisson Blu Anchorage

    Lagosians who know what’s up know this is really here because of Hans and Rene gelato, but it’s okay.

    7. Lagos Oriental Hotel

    Another conference den.

    8. The Place Nightclub

    Isn’t this the place where one human was pouring alcohol over another human’s head? Seen.

    9. Lafayette Mall

    For those who weren’t keeping score, it’s now – Island vs Mainland: 7-2. Hian.

    10. Dream Plaza

    Another one for the Island? We demand a rematch. Or at least an explanation about why the Muritala Mohammed Airport is not on this list.
  • It’s hard to say the name Fela Anikulapo-Kuti without being respectful. He was an artist so great, his music will be continuously sampled and relevant in addressing social issues.

    Celebrating 19 years since this legend departed from this world, here are some of the times Fela was captured in moments of greatness:

    1. His signature smirk.

    2. That time he was captured playing table tennis in his underwear.

    3. When he flashed a big smile for the camera.

    4. That time he was hailing his fans during a visit to Ghana.

    5. This picture of him chilling with his dancers.

    6. Just look at him receiving a phone call with little Seun Kuti in the room.

    7. This really iconic pose he gave after delivering an amazing performance.

    8. When he didn’t give a damn while on stage.

    9. When he met the great Paul McCartney.

    10. The time he was in a deep conversation with his brother, Late Dr Beko Ransom-Kuti and his lawyer, Femi Falana.

    11. When he was forming bad guy for the paparazzi.

    12. This framed picture of Fela and his his mother, Mrs Olufunmilayo Ransom-Kuti.

    13. When he was fierce while on the microphone.

    14. That time he served serious fashion slayage on stage.

  • 1. When you get scared that NEPA is actually doing their work.

    https://twitter.com/razaqiii/status/758657172016361472

    2. The Nigerian disciplinary starter pack:

    https://twitter.com/_lifeofoj/status/758619804941115392

    3. When you come together to defend your jollof:

    4. When all our parents agreed to tell the exact same lie:

    https://twitter.com/skiwo/status/758609812120866816

    5. When you tell your parents about your dream:

    https://twitter.com/tomiisking_/status/758610630542815232

    6. When you watch your mother price like a boss:

    https://twitter.com/donhalogen/status/758608730535686148

    7. Nigerian mothers and asking this question:

    8. When you want to go and visit your friend.

    https://twitter.com/thedejibalogun/status/758579288123830272

    9. When you dish too much food:

    https://twitter.com/thatnaijagamer/status/756947107903311872

    10. When your parents betray you:

    11. The look that says more than a thousand words:

    https://twitter.com/bubae_n/status/717779623241719808

    12. Nigerians and rice:

    13. The real Nigerian secondary school experience:

    14. When you go to a Nigerian pharmacy:

    https://twitter.com/skiwo/status/758379051023228928

    15. When your food falls on the floor:

    16. When your teachers always did the most:

    17. When you attend an Owambe:

  • While addressing his congregation during a convention last year, the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church Of God, Reverend E.A Adeboye, dropped some really deep nuggets and we thought to share with you guys.

    Apparently, people were arguing about cooking on Twitter.

    And someone went to dig up this 1-year-old video just to prove his point.

    According to him, men shouldn’t marry women who are lazy or can’t cook.

    In his words, “Don’t marry a girl who cannot cook, she needs to know how to do chores and cook because you cannot afford to be eating out all the time”.

    He also said, “Marry a prayer warrior! If a girl cannot pray for one hour, don’t marry her. Don’t marry a girl who is lazy”.

    You can watch the full video below:

    But we only came to give you this amebo sha. What do you think if Daddy G.O’s marriage advice? Express yourself in the comments section.



  • There’s always scarcity of one thing or another in this country. Mostly its petrol or money, but in the past months tomatoes did us strong thing!

    The scarcity was caused by Tuta Absoluta, also known as tomato ebola, a moth species which led to the destruction of 80 percent of tomato farms in Jigawa, Katsina, Kano and Kaduna States.

    The price of a basket of tomatoes basically rose from about N800 to over N25,000. Governor El-Rufai even sent a delegation to Kenya to find solutions to this saucy problem, because things like this started happening…

    The delegates carried their bags to Kenya to get some answers to the wahala.

    Kenyans were just looking at us like…

    But to God be the glory, the price of tomatoes are finally back to normal, and we have the rains to thank. Apparently, those rude moths can only mutate in the dry season, and don’t survive in the rainy season.

    Now tomatoes are in abundance and we can finally do this…

    And eat our red, spicy Jollof in peace.

  • The world is slowly coming to accept that women can aspire to be whatever they want to be. In this inspiring story shared by UNICEF, this Ghanaian woman once again shows us there’s nothing wrong in following ones dreams.

    Like most of our parents, Rosemary Amposah’s mother always wanted her to be a nurse, doctor or at least join the police force. She believed people in such occupations were highly respected.

    However, plans changed when she graduated from high school and started working as a sales attendant at a filling station because there were only few jobs around. Unfortunately, her job brought little fulfillment.

    Surprisingly, her father proved to be far from the typical African father when he encouraged her to learn welding and enrolled her in an institution to help with her training even though her mother hated it.

    Joining the school made her the first girl in her class with other 15 boys, and instead of cheering her on, most people only passed negative comments. Especially a man who said her job was going to prevent her from getting married and having children.

    In spite of the long distance (she walks to her school) and all the negativity, Rosemary doesn’t even care about what the haters have to say.

    It’s funny how people never mention how a man’s job will prevent him from having children or getting married.

    Well sha, we’re very inspired by Rosemary’s story and wish her the best!

    Featured image credit: UNICEF
  • 1. How you run out when you hear it’s time for musical chairs:

    I’m ready to win that extra party pack.

    2. When you’re still dancing like a normal human being because the chairs are plenty.

    They don’t know the real you is about to emerge.

    3. How you eye each chair facing you as you approach it:

    Can’t risk it, biko.

    4. You, dancing in the direction of the chair as you pass it like:

    Music fit stop any foken time.

    5. How you look at the Dj when the song is almost over and he has not paused it:

    How is it doing this one?

    6. When all of you get carried away by the jams the DJ is playing.

    TURN UP!

    7. You, when the music stops without any warning:

    Chineke!

    8. When you and another child have half nyansh on one chair and you successfully push them off.

    YESSS!!!

    9. You, looking at that child that refuses to accept they are out of the game:

    Hian! Leave this place na.

    10. When your friend moves your chair right before you land on it.

    Wow! Is it like that?

    11. How you feel when the music stops for you right in front of a chair:

    See what God can do.

    12. When someone sits on your lap and refuses to stand up:

    Respect yourself, biko.

    13. You, watching people go back to their seats in shame when they lose:

    Come and be going, abeg.

    14. How you play when there is only one chair left:

    It is no longer a game.

    15. How you sit on the last chair when you win the game:

    WHERE IS MY PARTY PACK?
  • Finally, The Voice Nigeria has finally come to an end and we will miss the music and the drama some of the judges served us every Sunday.

    After a few months of stiff and interesting competition between the contestants, A’rese was crowned as the first winner of The Voice Nigeria.

    Nigerians took to Twitter to share their opinion, especially the ones who were happy for A’rese.

    Even A’rese’s fans never hexperredit.

    Some people aren’t huge fans of Chike though.

    Some of them were pained sha.

    Maybe Chike is an Arsenal fan.

    https://twitter.com/tuale_CA/status/759843707549982722

    Some people didn’t even notice A’rese throughout the competition.

    Brenda’s fans are hoping she makes it in the music industry regardless.

    Some just couldn’t forget Linda’s Chandelier performance.

    https://twitter.com/Ope__/status/759842956157263872

    When you realise The Voice NIGERIA was shot in SOUTH AFRICA.

    Twitter people and their alakoba work sha.

    A’rese’s hair was basically slaying.

    https://twitter.com/fatvmah/status/759820557047037952

    Congratulations to A’rese on this achievement!

  • Since she became really popular, Kylie Jenner has been labelled for being astonishingly unoriginal. But we’re not one to give you gist without receipts.

    For one, some people believe her newly acquired lips look exactly like the average black woman’s lips but we’re not judging her sha.

    Remember that time she launched her lip kit collection? Well, guess what? The ingredients were alleged to be pretty similar to a $6 lipstick produced by ColourPop cosmetics.

    And in the name of throwing shade at her boyfriend’s ex, she kept on jacking Blac Chyna’s style. But we unlooked, as per, fashion isn’t only for one person.

    Just when the internet forgave her for her copy-copy ways, she launched her eye shadow collection, Kyshadow.

    But she’s currently being dragged by her weave for stealing one Youtuber’s eye shadow palette.

    Na wa o!

    She should just go on her knees and beg because, she may never be forgiven for this one.

    But what do we know? Her loyal fans will kuku buy anything she releases.

    Meanwhile, she still needs to face her work and stop copying people up and down.