Well sha, we’re still looking for Nigerian men that will sing all these orisirisi songs for us. If you find, let us know.
1. Look at this gele spread out like a perfect fan!
So gorgeous!
2. Madam Kofo’s geles are legendary for a reason. I mean look at this!
If a regular gele is a standing fan, this is an air conditioner.
3. This extremely cute gele with flower petal edges.
Very pretty!
4. This bow-like gele Asa wore to a wedding!
F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S.
5. This gele reminds us of the tower of Babel!
How high can your mummy’s gele go?
6. When the gele wearer is a friend of the bride and groom.
Before they say someone is partial!
7. This “ring-a-roses” gele!
Who is in the garden?
8. This teal gele is the class captain of geles worldwide!
Fabulous!
9. This patriotic fascinator – style gele!
Very beautiful!
10. This extra wide gele worn by the one and only Yemi Alade!
Senior girls gele!
11. This orange creation solely for madams and big girls!
Imagine sitting behind this gele in church!
12. Another avant garde gele!
Snazzy little number!
Two weeks ago, a 17 year old Instagram user, Autumn Massaquoi, recreated her self portrait using different different cartoon characters.
This awesomeness lead to the birth of a really brilliant artsy trend across Instagram and Twitter. Here are some of the most awesome pictures from the style challenge hashtag.
1. This blue-haired cartoon character.
2. The Disney version is really cute though.
3. This picture is giving us serious afro goals.
4. See this hijabi slay.
5. All the faces of the beautiful Ariana Grande
6. And Rihanna’s bantu knots.
7. Even Aliyah made the challenge.
8. This person that recreated his portrait using the style of legendary artists.
9. When an original cartoon gets recreated.
10. Another hijabi joined the challenge.
11. When a cartoon character has a really buff afro.
12. And finally, this one is proof that Beyonce can never be ugly in any art form that exists.
On Sunday July 31, the mother of turn ups happened in Lagos. If you missed the 500dishesFoodfest, you really dulled yourself.
Because food was just flowing like river Niger, just ask the people that bought Eat-It-All tickets.
And there were so many baby boys and girls.
The slayage was unrivalled!
Even though the rain didn’t want us to prosper, some of us just opened our umbrellas and continued to slay.
And while the DJ was blasting quality gbedu, one sister was forming bigz girl and was listening to music on her phone. Na wa o!
As you already know that Zikoko makes everything better, we hosted the Zikoko Hunger Games.
The first game was pepper soup battles, and the competition was simple. We wanted to know how fast the competitors could finish a plate of pepper soup.
When the game began, they sharply downed their pepper soup in seconds.
And some of them didn’t even care about their fleeking make up.
After eating the pieces of meat in her bowl at the speed of light, Mary proved to be a pepper soup warrior and won the competition.
And because we wanted everybody to be happy, we launched our second game, First To Finish.
This time around, the game was a food relay where a team of 3 had to finish 3 different food courses on time.
As expected, the players were ready to die on the line as per there was Shawarma, small chops and Jollof rice to be devoured.
Instead of quickly eating her small chops, this aunty in the corner was forming shakara and hiding her mouth from us.
When it was time to eat the Jollof rice, some people were still forming ajebutter.
Eh ya! The ajebutter crew dropped out of the competition when they couldn’t keep up with the rest.
At the end, Segun, Tomi and Chukkie won the game!
And because we aren’t stingy koko, the winners went home with 10,000 cash, food vouchers and other gifts.
We had plenty fun and can’t wait for the next food festival.
This was how many people left the food festival after eating everything on their ticket.
Yesterday we gave you the gist on Pastor Adeboye’s advice to young men on their choice of wives, and trust Nigerians to have a serious debate on the topic.
Nigerian Twitter was on fire with reactions, and we compiled the funniest tweets for you, you’re welcome!
Since some ladies disagreed with Daddy G.O, someone predicted what their relationship status would be in two years:
😡😡😡 "Pastor Adeboye is wrong for saying we MUST COOK He HAS NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT!!!!"