We know she was only trying to be deep, but our bank accounts and wallets are saying something else.
Next time the minister should try apologising, instead of being dodgy. Recession is not a joke, we need real and sustainable solutions, not fake, deep quotes.
On August 30, Jidenna landed in Lagos to kick off his West African tour. While we are very excited about that, we have to admit that his ankara swag has caught our eye. Just look at this peng, well-tailored Ankara shirt please.
To start things off, he was hosted to a meet and greet by ‘Enjoy Lagos’ on the night of his arrival.
He thoroughly slayed in this ankara-patterned shirt and matching pants he wore, while on a radio tour the next day.
This trip has helped highlight something we all may have missed; Jidenna’s tailor deserves an award!
Because his ankara game is so amazing.
It’s hard to get over how well tailored this outfit is.
The pattern combinations are just perfect.
Verily, verily, no one else can rock this ankara set better than Jidenna did.
With all this amazing evidence, it’s pretty clear that Jidenna’s tailor has not one, but two very stylish heads!” #JidennasTailorForPresident
We were just passing through Twitter, doing our usual amebo work when gist of a Nigerian man’s marriage requirements went viral.
Oduneye Ridwan Folorunso, who was wife-hunting via his Facebook page, listed the qualities he wanted and even asked interested women to apply, talk about confidence.
According to him, he wants a wife that is still in control of her “virgin on touch”.
And the funniest part, he also wants an intelligent but idiotic woman.
We’re not lying, just look at the list.
Na wa o! Out of everything he listed, he only has 5 things to offer any woman he plans to marry.
This is a really confusing matter sha. What do you think of this man’s ‘special’ marriage requirements? Share your thoughts on this in the comments section.
Female students at one of South Africa’s leading multinational schools, Pretoria Girls High, have staged a huge protest against its code of conduct which has been described as racist towards its African students.
According to the protesters, students who have contemporary African hair texture are forced to arrange their hair differently and are often asked to straighten their hair to make it look ‘tidy’.
The school which was open to white people only during the Apartheid has also banned students from speaking African languages within the school premises.
We’re still wondering how and why people are so bothered by black girls’ hair in 2016.
What do you think of this hair ban? Share your thoughts in the comments section.
With all the noise on social media, we are all aware that Mark Zuckerberg has made his first visit to Nigeria. We are glad he has come chill with us; maybe they were kuku stressing him in America. But we just have a few questions for him sha.
1. Will Daddy Mark help us tell our parents that’s it pronounced Face-book not ‘Faize boook’?
2. We heard he likes charities. Is he aware all of us at Zikoko are named Charity?
3. Is it true he has confirmed the deliciousness of Nigerian jollof?
4. Uncle Mark, how far that 1 billion you’re not using?
5. Is he and our mummy willing to adopt more kids? Because we are very available sir!
6. Is Lagos traffic better than the one in America?
7. Is it true he has been introducing himself like ‘Hi, I’m Mark”? Because we are very aware of who you are sir!
8. Did Uncle Mark enjoy his morning jog on Ikoyi Bridge? Sorry we could not join sir.
While people in this part of the world were asleep, A-List celebrities around the world were getting turnt at the 2016 edition of the VMAs which happened on August 28th.
Proving her international exposure status, Tiwa Savage attended the event in a yellow dress and even took pictures with celebrities like Jidenna and DJ Khaled.
Some of the celebs obviously came to slay.
Some just be bothered about slaying on the red carpet, we’re not judging sha.
But that’s not why we’re here.
We’re here to tell you how Beyonce basically stole the show and put it in her pocket.
If you don’t believe us, this video is enough proof.
https://twitter.com/MTV/status/770112782612258816
This was team Zikoko after watching Beyonce’s performance:
But we’re not the only ones that feel this way, the internet has gone wild!
If you’re still alive after Beyoncé’s performance last night, you’re in luck! 1) You're not dead 2) It's five minutes 'til showtime!
