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On any given day, you’ll find that University students discontinue their education for varying reasons. However, when a student voluntarily withdraws over something wrong he did in the past, it shows that the strangest things will never stop happening.

The management of University of Ilorin (UNILORIN) couldn’t be more shocked after receiving a letter sent by a student who voluntarily withdrew from the institution because he claimed he cheated during his WASSCE exams.

In the letter addressed to the Deputy Chancellor of Unilorin, the 300-level student of Sociology, Jephthah Abolarin, stated that he only passed his WASSCE through exam and he dud’t want to continur his education on a ‘shaky foundation’.

We know many of you did copy copy in school but we’re not saying anything sha! Can you drop out of school like Brother Jephthah did? Share your thoughts on this interesting gist in the comments section.
Recently, there was an APC election rally in Edo state, to garner support for the APC and its Edo State gubernatorial candidate, Godwin Obaseki. While the rally was in full swing with several sitting governors and the President in attendance, we couldn’t help but notice the moves of two governors in particular.
Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you Governor Oshiomhole and Governor El-Rufai.

https://twitter.com/channelstv/status/773875012277338112

So Governor Oshiomole can still jump up and down like that?

And Governor El-Ruai can still bend like that?

Are they dancing us out of the recession?

Or are they dancing because “recession is just a word”?

Or maybe they are dancing because Nigeria is experiencing so much growth and positivity.

Anyway they should carry on, at least it’s good to see that some people in Nigeria are still smiling.
Looking amazing on the October issue of Essence Magazine are the Obamas, serving us premium melanin!

And we can certainly not get over how adorable this picture is.

But let’s face it, this isn’t the first time they’ve looked this perfect.

This picture is so adorable.

One thing is certain, we’re definitely going to miss them as the President and First Lady of The U.S.A.
The Nigerian Military has been in an ongoing counter terrorism exercise to cleanse the country of terror activities and militancy. The past few months have seen a massive decrease in terror activities in North Eastern Nigeria, where Boko Haram waged war aganst Nigerians for almost 6 years.
Yesterday, the Nigerian Air force suddenly invaded the Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport around midday, to passengers’ surprise.

It took a while before passengers realized it was only a simulation, and that there were no terrorists in the airport.

The simulation was based on a terrorist hijacking situation in the airport, and the Air Force got to test it’s extraction strength.

The scene was too real, mainly because the passengers at the airport were not informed before, and some were naturally scared.

Imagine just sitting on your own at the airport and you see a hoard of soldiers carrying guns, emerge from nowhere!

After all the Jet Li moves, Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshall Sadique Abubakar said the simulation was to show Nigerians the Force’s willingness to keep the country safe and terror free.

There will also be simulation exercises in Lagos, Kano and Rivers states, so don’t be scared if you happen to be at the airport when it happens! What do you think of the simulations?
On September 7, the people from Apple decided to release their latest gadgets from the iPhone 7 series, the Apple Watch 2 and the incredible wireless Airpods.
What makes this news more delicious is that, the cheapest iPhone 7 costs roughly 300,000 in Naira.

1. People on Twitter kuku carried the matter on their heads, because who doesn’t want to chook mouth in such good news?

https://twitter.com/DeadlyWazza/status/773472151693238272

2. When someone asks for the price of any new Apple gadget.

3. The Airpods are not even anybody’s mate.

https://twitter.com/Shawnife_/status/773622923462582273

4. Somehow sha, Arsenal still managed to chop ela with all this news.

https://twitter.com/Trackmann/status/773572840952070144

5. Some of us would buy the phone, but the people at Apple don’t have the colour we want.

Sebi if the iPhone 7 came in purplish green now I for just buy. I don't like these ones.
— The Goddess ✨ (@Brendalishus) September 7, 2016

6. Shebi, it’s not too bad to sell one kidney to buy the iPhone.

https://twitter.com/PRINCE_VIII/status/773623748817743876

7. Eh ya! The people using iPhone 4 be like:

When you hear iPhone 7 is coming soon but you are still on iPhone 4…. pic.twitter.com/z2aO3eG9Cr
— Uche Daniel (@UcheDandyMUFC) September 7, 2016

8. Hijabis will have to start explaining themselves up and down.

Wireless headphones in a hijab is going to look like I'm talking to myself. As if people didn't fear me enough. #Hijabiproblems #iPhone7
— Rowaida Abdelaziz (@Rowaida_Abdel) September 7, 2016

9. We’re waiting for the first person to buy the iPhone sha.

https://twitter.com/Mansoor__ace/status/773608810267181056

10. So we can know the people that are not our mates.

You people can afford the new iPhone? At 400 grand?
You're not my mates here, Unfollow me please.
— Jaiye x 2 (@rydarh) September 7, 2016

11. This guy is already making interesting birthday plans.

You ppl, my birthday is a month away o. I will manage iPhone 7. No need for the bigger one o. Ordinary 7 is ok. I can buy the case for it.
— K10 (@officiallyk10) September 7, 2016

We like the iPhone sha and if anybody buys for us, we won’t do shakara, we’ll manage it like that jare. Share your thoughts on this wonderful phone in the comments section.
In 2014, Nigerian comedian, A.Y Makun, produced his 1st film, ’30 Days In Atlanta’ which went on to become to become the highest-grossing movie in the history of Nigerian cinema with a box-office total of N137 million.
Proving that 2016 is a great year for Nollywood, ’30 Days In Atlanta’ is the first Nigerian movie to be featured in the Guinness World Book of Records.

Sharing the news via Instagram, A.Y explained how his movie was recognised as one of the films with the highest domestic gross in Bollywood, Nollywood and Hollywood.

It’s obvious that the only way for Nollywood is up. We hope they keep up their efforts to produce quality movies for Nigerians and the rest of the world.
We were in our lane as usual when we saw one very interesting gist. Apparently, a banker in Lagos tweeted in very strong terms about hating his job, and got fired the very next day! Obviously, his coworkers had seen it and shared it till it got to a boss who seemed to take it very personal.
According to this twitter user, his friend was just trying to vent about his job.

This just happened to a friend. He works with a Financial institution on Lagos Island. He was said to have posted “Fuck, I hate my Job”
— Ayo FBI (@PureMind__) September 5, 2016

But it appears you cannot even play with all these employers anymore.

And you have to be careful of coworkers and ‘friends’ who can help you retweet your way to unemployment.

He posted this via his Twitter account on Last week Tuesday and few people Retweeted it only for his Employer’s handle to find this tweet
— Ayo FBI (@PureMind__) September 5, 2016

Companies are not even wasting time sacking people for any silly mistakes.

And bam, his appointment was terminated in the early hours of today. With the company stating that they no longer want his services since he
— Ayo FBI (@PureMind__) September 5, 2016

So if you have one small job that you’re managing, better hold it well.

– hates his job.
This is real and I feel so sad for the Guy. Lets be careful guys, there are no jobs anywhere. You got one? Hold it tight
— Ayo FBI (@PureMind__) September 5, 2016

You have to be very sharp about what you post on social media, regarding your job.

Even if you don’t love your job. As long as that’s still what allows you to make ends meet. Keep your grievances to yourself or resign
— Ayo FBI (@PureMind__) September 5, 2016

Even if your job is stressing you out, just be posting ‘ I LOVE MY JOB SO MUCH!!!’ on social media!

Just like this smart sister who gets the gist so well.

Wow. I love my job. I don't even have one yet 😩
— Citrus Burst 🦋 (@ArikeMartins_) September 5, 2016

The last thing you want in this tight economy is to be unemployed.

We even heard hiring managers are now doing amebo in applicants’ social media accounts.

@PureMind__ a pal who works in HR of a top firm says durin recruitment they go thru tweets & fb profiles of applicants
— Rocky Okafor (@rockyokafor) September 5, 2016

Once you see your boss or coworkers following you on social media, you know what to do.

Don’t let anybody come and put you in trouble!
1. That time he took our breath away with this purple and gold jalabiya.

2. When he served us this color combination from heaven.

3. That time he made us rethink everything we know about fashion.

4. When he really wanted to look like a tomato.

5. When he gave us serious Ghana Must Go vibes with this checkered 2-piece.

6. What of when he matched his sunshades with his trousers?

7. Even the time he gave us this interesting suit plus sneakers combination.

8. That time the bird on his belt wanted to vex and fly away.

9. That time he gave us this ripped jeans and tattoo combination.

10. And when his polka dot shirt was like nothing we had ever seen before.
Earlier this month, we came across this shocking and unbelievable tweet.

According to reports on social media, 6-month-old Hajara was raped by Shuaibu Yakubu Abdullahi, a deaf 40-year-old teacher, which led to the rupturing of her intestines.

Miraculously, poor Hajara is still alive, but currently under critical monitoring in a specialist hospital in Kano State.

To aggravate the issue, after getting arrested by the NSCDC, the rapist was released on bail by the police!

Stand To End Rape (STER), a non-profit organisation advocating for an end to gender-based violence, took up the case, and tried to reach out to the Force Gender Unit of the Nigerian Police Force , but only got referred to an NGO.

According to them, the NGO has been unavailable to STER.

Twitter is understandably very angry about the whole situation.

Why should this man be allowed to roam the streets freely?

We need to see more affirmative action concerning gender-based violence and child abuse from the authorities as well as citizens.

The Nigerian Police ought to aggressively follow up on Baby Hajara’s case and all rape cases going forward. Rape is an extremely horrifying act of violence, especially against a child. The society should be safe for all; no parent should have to worry about their kids being raped or abused! It is doubly important that justice be served, and swiftly too!
When it comes to African leadership, Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe isn’t anybody’s mate. However, in this thread by South African Twitter user, Sibongile Mafu, it’s obvious that just like the rest of us, Robert Mugabe’s key to success is his deep love for cake and icecream.
1. Delicious cake is all we all need in this life of strife.

Lover of sweet things since 1924 pic.twitter.com/KHa6weSPZV
— Sibongile Mafu (@sboshmafu) August 26, 2016
2. That time he thoroughly enjoyed an icecream cone during an important event.

Nothing soft about this soft serve pic.twitter.com/fnA0dlrbhC
— Sibongile Mafu (@sboshmafu) August 26, 2016
3. Not every time join in the conversation, sometimes face front and eat your delicious icecream.

It goes in pic.twitter.com/oBI57r6YfP
— Sibongile Mafu (@sboshmafu) August 26, 2016
4. He didn’t even share his cake with the little girl.

The nom in Denomcracy pic.twitter.com/eeqbDmocD1
— Sibongile Mafu (@sboshmafu) August 26, 2016
5. When your country is in trouble but there’s delicious cake in front of you.

Grab the land. Leave the bakeries. pic.twitter.com/PWHGwlrkHc
— Sibongile Mafu (@sboshmafu) August 26, 2016
6. Bad belle people don’t deserve good things like cake jare.

And none for you wypipo pic.twitter.com/o6yjgmYcw2
— Sibongile Mafu (@sboshmafu) August 26, 2016
7. The only way cake should be eaten:

the slice is so big. the saucer is so small pic.twitter.com/mCGfnZNB9r
— Sibongile Mafu (@sboshmafu) August 26, 2016
8. That time he threw away his home training for a bowl of icecream.

Freedom and ice-cream in my lifetime pic.twitter.com/sZeMVMuHsG
— Sibongile Mafu (@sboshmafu) August 26, 2016

On any given day, you’ll find that University students discontinue their education for varying reasons. However, when a student voluntarily withdraws over something wrong he did in the past, it shows that the strangest things will never stop happening.

The management of University of Ilorin (UNILORIN) couldn’t be more shocked after receiving a letter sent by a student who voluntarily withdrew from the institution because he claimed he cheated during his WASSCE exams.

In the letter addressed to the Deputy Chancellor of Unilorin, the 300-level student of Sociology, Jephthah Abolarin, stated that he only passed his WASSCE through exam and he dud’t want to continur his education on a ‘shaky foundation’.

We know many of you did copy copy in school but we’re not saying anything sha! Can you drop out of school like Brother Jephthah did? Share your thoughts on this interesting gist in the comments section.

Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you Governor Oshiomhole and Governor El-Rufai.

So Governor Oshiomole can still jump up and down like that?

And Governor El-Ruai can still bend like that?

Are they dancing us out of the recession?

Or are they dancing because “recession is just a word”?

Or maybe they are dancing because Nigeria is experiencing so much growth and positivity.

Anyway they should carry on, at least it’s good to see that some people in Nigeria are still smiling.

Looking amazing on the October issue of Essence Magazine are the Obamas, serving us premium melanin!

And we can certainly not get over how adorable this picture is.

But let’s face it, this isn’t the first time they’ve looked this perfect.

This picture is so adorable.

One thing is certain, we’re definitely going to miss them as the President and First Lady of The U.S.A.

Yesterday, the Nigerian Air force suddenly invaded the Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport around midday, to passengers’ surprise.

It took a while before passengers realized it was only a simulation, and that there were no terrorists in the airport.

The simulation was based on a terrorist hijacking situation in the airport, and the Air Force got to test it’s extraction strength.

The scene was too real, mainly because the passengers at the airport were not informed before, and some were naturally scared.

Imagine just sitting on your own at the airport and you see a hoard of soldiers carrying guns, emerge from nowhere!

After all the Jet Li moves, Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshall Sadique Abubakar said the simulation was to show Nigerians the Force’s willingness to keep the country safe and terror free.

There will also be simulation exercises in Lagos, Kano and Rivers states, so don’t be scared if you happen to be at the airport when it happens! What do you think of the simulations?

What makes this news more delicious is that, the cheapest iPhone 7 costs roughly 300,000 in Naira.

1. People on Twitter kuku carried the matter on their heads, because who doesn’t want to chook mouth in such good news?

2. When someone asks for the price of any new Apple gadget.

3. The Airpods are not even anybody’s mate.

4. Somehow sha, Arsenal still managed to chop ela with all this news.

5. Some of us would buy the phone, but the people at Apple don’t have the colour we want.

6. Shebi, it’s not too bad to sell one kidney to buy the iPhone.

7. Eh ya! The people using iPhone 4 be like:

8. Hijabis will have to start explaining themselves up and down.

9. We’re waiting for the first person to buy the iPhone sha.

10. So we can know the people that are not our mates.

11. This guy is already making interesting birthday plans.

We like the iPhone sha and if anybody buys for us, we won’t do shakara, we’ll manage it like that jare. Share your thoughts on this wonderful phone in the comments section.

Proving that 2016 is a great year for Nollywood, ’30 Days In Atlanta’ is the first Nigerian movie to be featured in the Guinness World Book of Records.

Sharing the news via Instagram, A.Y explained how his movie was recognised as one of the films with the highest domestic gross in Bollywood, Nollywood and Hollywood.

It’s obvious that the only way for Nollywood is up. We hope they keep up their efforts to produce quality movies for Nigerians and the rest of the world.

According to this twitter user, his friend was just trying to vent about his job.

But it appears you cannot even play with all these employers anymore.

And you have to be careful of coworkers and ‘friends’ who can help you retweet your way to unemployment.

Companies are not even wasting time sacking people for any silly mistakes.

So if you have one small job that you’re managing, better hold it well.

You have to be very sharp about what you post on social media, regarding your job.

Even if your job is stressing you out, just be posting ‘ I LOVE MY JOB SO MUCH!!!’ on social media!

Just like this smart sister who gets the gist so well.

The last thing you want in this tight economy is to be unemployed.

We even heard hiring managers are now doing amebo in applicants’ social media accounts.

Once you see your boss or coworkers following you on social media, you know what to do.

Don’t let anybody come and put you in trouble!

1. That time he took our breath away with this purple and gold jalabiya.

2. When he served us this color combination from heaven.

3. That time he made us rethink everything we know about fashion.

4. When he really wanted to look like a tomato.

5. When he gave us serious Ghana Must Go vibes with this checkered 2-piece.

6. What of when he matched his sunshades with his trousers?

7. Even the time he gave us this interesting suit plus sneakers combination.

8. That time the bird on his belt wanted to vex and fly away.

9. That time he gave us this ripped jeans and tattoo combination.

10. And when his polka dot shirt was like nothing we had ever seen before.

Earlier this month, we came across this shocking and unbelievable tweet.

According to reports on social media, 6-month-old Hajara was raped by Shuaibu Yakubu Abdullahi, a deaf 40-year-old teacher, which led to the rupturing of her intestines.

Miraculously, poor Hajara is still alive, but currently under critical monitoring in a specialist hospital in Kano State.

To aggravate the issue, after getting arrested by the NSCDC, the rapist was released on bail by the police!

Stand To End Rape (STER), a non-profit organisation advocating for an end to gender-based violence, took up the case, and tried to reach out to the Force Gender Unit of the Nigerian Police Force , but only got referred to an NGO.

According to them, the NGO has been unavailable to STER.

Twitter is understandably very angry about the whole situation.

Why should this man be allowed to roam the streets freely?

We need to see more affirmative action concerning gender-based violence and child abuse from the authorities as well as citizens.

1. Delicious cake is all we all need in this life of strife.

2. That time he thoroughly enjoyed an icecream cone during an important event.

3. Not every time join in the conversation, sometimes face front and eat your delicious icecream.

4. He didn’t even share his cake with the little girl.

5. When your country is in trouble but there’s delicious cake in front of you.

6. Bad belle people don’t deserve good things like cake jare.

7. The only way cake should be eaten:

8. That time he threw away his home training for a bowl of icecream.