The 2017 spring collection included these awesome T-shirts with bold statements supporting the feminist movement; an excerpt of Chimamanda’s famous Tedx Speech back in 2013.
Aunty Chi Chi was of course present at the fashion show, and she was there to slay! Just look at those shoes *swoon*!
Her Tedx speech which was later developed into a book-length essay was so powerful that Beyonce featured it in her Grammy nominated hit single ‘Flawless’.
Chimamanda’s speech boasts of over 3 million views on Youtube, and was used to teach Swedish students about feminism in 2015. Who else can’t wait to see where this awesome speech takes her next?
1. When someone playfully slaps your teeth.
See rough play.
2. Their reaction when they see your teeth falling.
‘Why is it falling like manna from heaven?’
3. When you’re having ice cream but you have to wait for it to turn to water.
The pain.
4. When your friends start biting ice cream like it’s biscuit.
Show off.
5. When you make the mistake of eating meat that is harder than your big head.
Who sent me?
6. How you cover your broken teeth when your crush is talking to you.
Let me cover my shame.
7. You, when it’s time to see the dentist.
Nothing good ever comes from that.
8. When you see the TV advert for the toothpaste that will save your life.
The answer to my prayers!
9. How you rush to buy this heavenly toothpaste.
Before they come and finish it.
10. When you now want to test yourself by chewing ice cubes.
Very big mistake!
11. You, when you realize the toothpaste is one big scam.
I played myself.
In this recession, someone was dashing people money to get the correct spelling of Lupita Nyongo’s name.
Calm down, it’s not in Nigeria. On the ‘Spellbrity’ segment of Jimmy Kimmel’s show, the TV crew members took to the streets and challenged Americans to spell Lupita’s name for a prize which doubled every time someone spelled it wrongly.
All the Oyinbo people failed it o!
But because Nigerians are efikos and don’t like wasting school fees, a Nigerian woman finally won $1280 (N403,000) for spelling it right. She even added the correct apostrophe.
3. When you go somewhere fancy and they order something they can’t pronounce.
‘Give me shrimp quesadilla.’
4. When they don’t stay in their lane and attempt to use fork and knife.
Give me patience, Lord.
5. How they eat everything and anything on the road.
Zero chill.
6. When you tell them to dress up and they wear this:
Wahala dey!
7. When you go to a fancy restaurant and they think the hot towels are a meal.
The disgrace.
8. When you make the mistake of trusting them with the microwave.
1. This cap is for our Niger Delta brothers.
2. Our uncles in the South South and South East like to rock this one.
3. Abeti aja is the one Yoruba Demons employ to finish all the girls.
4. We found Labaran Maku’s cap. Or is it Shehu Shagari’s own?
5. Did Alex Usifo use this cap or not?
6. Another Yoruba Demon tool.
7. Kanayo O Kanayo is the only one allowed to use this cap.
8. Malo boys look so cute in this cap though.
Ben Mcrae is an Australian photographer who spends his time capturing beautiful moments in Africa, especially Namibia.
1. This woman carrying firewood like it’s nothing.
2. The most beautiful sand dunes ever.
3. Namibia is stunning at night.
4. A Himba woman shaving her son’s hair.
5. Another beautiful starry night.
6. This little boy is adorable.
7. Morning chores on the Namibian countryside.
8. These cubs look too innocent to bite.
9. Are those cows?
10. Story time for the Himba people.
11. Even Namibian goats are pretty.
12. This hippo looks angry though.
13. it looks so peaceful here.
14. These guys must be immune to cold.
15. Her hair is long though.
Africans have been gaining world recognition for quite some time now, and Nigerian comedian, Gandoki, wants to join the league.
He wants to set a 48-hour record for the ‘Longest Stand-Up Comedy Performance By an Individual’. The show will hold from Thursday, 29th September, to Saturday, Oct 1st, at the Exclusive Mansions Hotel, Lagos.
Warri born Gandoki, whose real name is Tony Mofe Ereku, started out with top acts like Ali Baba and Ay, and unoficially holds the record for longest performing comedian in Nigeria.
David Scott, an American, currently holds the Guinness World Record in this category, with his 40 hours, 8 minutes performance back in 2013. But not for long sha.
If you will be attending the show, please sha keep laughing. Even if it becomes boring, plaster a smile over your face; do it for Nigeria!
1. The ‘Beatle’
This car was the bomb!
2. Honda Prelude
Only for the baby boys.
3. This 1980’s Mercedes
Everyone’s daddy had this!
4. Peugeot 504
The official car for political appointees.
5. Honda ‘Alla’
AKA Purewater!
6. Mercedes ‘V boot’.
Because the boot is a ‘v’, obviously.
7. Mercedes Diesel wagon
Basically V boot’s elder brother.
8. Peugeot Pick-up
This car takes everything you throw at it.
9. Peugeot Station Wagon
NTA still uses this car sha.
1. Eba and efo riro
Eba and efo-riro is bae.
2. Tuwo rice and Miyan Taushe
Northerners love their tuwo.
3. Ofada rice and ayamase
If you’ve not tasted this Egba delight, you’re on your own.
4. Abacha
AKA African salad.
5. Wara (Nigerian tofu)
Only the people of Kwara State prepare wara in its most delicious form.
