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  • 1. You, when you see fine boys

    What’s up boy?

    2. As you’re looking at the fine boy, another one passes by and you’re like

    See fine fish!

    3. You, talking to a fine stranger like you’ve known him since forever

    Because that’s how you roll.

    4. How you sprinkle ‘my dear’ and ‘sweetheart’ into every conversation you have

    Everybody is a ‘dear’.

    5. When you enter an office full of men, you’re like

    You’re a fisherwoman in a sea filled with fishes.

    6. When you buy a new see through top and you know how eyes will feast on you

    Game about to be lit!

    7. When people accuse you of being a flirt, you’re like

    Don’t loud it, abeg.

    8. When a guy looks ashy AF, but you still throw in a compliment because flirt

    If you don’t do it, who will?

    9. How your smile game is always 100% anytime you see boys

    Come rain or harmattan, your own is just to be smiling upandan.

  • As we all know, some people can cheat for Africa.

    And even if their significant other gives them the world, they’ll still chook their wandering eyes outside to cheat.

    Then they’ll come back to tell you, “It’s in my DNA, I can’t help it”.

    Even if you catch them in the act, they’ll be like, “Baby, she’s my cousin’s nephew’s relation and we’re practicing acrobatic yoga”.

    This African American chic, Kourtney confronted her cheating ex, Leonard- who is basically the biggest demon we’ve ever seen- to ask why he cheated on her.

    And he kuku didn’t give any solid reason- just every unfaithful person.

    Kourtney, when Leonard said he cheated uncountable times.

    This was his face, all through the time she shed so much tears.

    Just watch the video and catch the full amebo abeg.

    Meanwhile, some chief officers of ‘Men are scum’ Twitter are already protesting this injustice.

    The Vice-President of the movement believes men can’t make heaven.

    Someone is even angry Kourtney didn’t get to beat him up.

    Relationship advice is just flying all over the place.

    We just thought to bring you this wonderful amebo jare. Are men just scum or do you think otherwise? Share your thoughts in the comments section.

  • 1. Kiss Daniel’s romantic ‘Duro’.

    2. Adekunle Gold and Simi’s mushy duet, ‘No Forget’.

    3. Banky W’s timeless jam, ‘Strong Ting’.

    4. ‘Iyawo Mi’ by Timi Dakolo

    5. This soothing jam ‘Aduke’ by the underrated Tjan.

    6. Everyone’s favourite John Legend love song, ‘All of Me’.

    7. ‘Thinking Out Loud’ by Ed Sheehan.

    8. Reekado Bank’s break-out song, ‘Katapot”.

    9. This timeless classic by Wande Coal, Ololufe.

    10. Never Far Away- Lagbaja

  • 1. Every day people talk about the friend zone and being friend zoned like it’s a bad thing.

    2. But there are many benefits oh!

    3. Oh, you want to argue?

    4. No problem, let us tell you some of them!

    5. You get all the benefits of a close friendship.

    6. Without the wahala of a relationship.

    7. This is you on their birthday or any other special occasion, when you are under no obligation to buy presents or spend money.

    8. You can waste their time and energy emotionally but guess what, “just a friend”.

    9. Their family loves you, a lot of times more than their actual partner.

    10. You get to irritate people for free, especially their partner.

  • 1. Peace of mind

    Take a small break from crucifying that brother, but resume again in March.

    2. Privacy! Leave his phone alone!

    A man has secrets, leave it like that.

    3. Forget boxers and singlets, get him a fine sidechick

    Or 2, so you’ll always know who your competition is.

    4. Make him happy by shouting ‘I HAVE A BOYFRIEND’ to wahala boys

    Does it matter that he has 3 side chicks on a low?

    5. Don’t forget to give him time to chase other women

    Sister, you’re not the only one, just free that guy.

    6. If he’s not treating you right, gift him with your dissapearance

    All he wants for Val is you. Gone.

    7. Leave him alone with his game wahala

    Let him spend the whole day playing it without nagging.

    Or is that what he REALLY wants? Come sef, how much do you know about your bae?

    Do you know him well at all??

    Let’s test this love now now!

    Ta da! Here’s the magic portal.

  • 1. All the shops selling “Val’s day gift” as if it’s not normal items in red packaging!

    2. All the restaurants that suddenly think their food is romantic and extra special. Let’s hear word please!

    3. All the people that claim in their own relationship, “everyday is a holiday”.

    4. People that started dating 30 minutes ago, but are now professionals in loving and being loved.

    5. People that claim they don’t care about the day, but have been talking about it since January 14.

    6. Broke people, that think we don’t know it’s because things are tight “valentine’s day is very frivolous”.

    7. People with too much money, who spend hours talking about their plans for the day.

    8. People that are not sure of their relationship status, so keep asking every Tobi, Emeka and Ahmed whether or not they should buy a present!

    9. People that are tired of each other, but are still dragging themselves because “long term relationship”.

    10. Peple that have not finished minding their own business, but want to mind yours.

    11. And those people that played and won Diamond Bank’s Shoe Game.

    Do you want to pepper everybody on Valentine’s day? Take this test to show everybody how Valentine’s day is done.

    Take this test to show everybody how Valentine’s day is done.

  • 1. This person that is shaming Ghana girls anyhow

    2. For all the boys that’ll be disapointed on the 14th

    3. So you’ve been wondering why you’re always single

    4. Boys, is this true?

    https://twitter.com/TheUfuoma_/status/829059202098327552

    5. Who’s girlfriend is giving someone wrapper?

    6. This one just wants his unborn kids to stay where they are

    https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/829228696326307840

    7. When you know you’re getting zero gifts

    8. Dodging those subs like

    https://twitter.com/TheDejiBalogun/status/828965026694299648

    9. For broke girls

    https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/828920683803660288

    10. This one is so true!

    https://twitter.com/ITARKAA/status/826673554020253696

    11. When you’ve kuku accepted your fate

    12. Which kind of prayer is this one now?

    13. If no one loves you, love yourself abeg

    14. Naija boys, prepare yourselves for the boxers and singlets!

  • 1. So it’s another February 14, and you are here again.

    2. Just looking and looking because you’re single.

    3. Your frenemies have been asking, “What are you up to?” like they don’t know the answer is “Nothing”.

    4. And your social media is full of mockery of single people on Valentine’s Day.

    5. To avoid unnecessary stress, it’s important to plan because failing to plan is planning to fail.

    6. Make sure you create plenty of unnecessary work for yourself, even though it’s a Sunday.

    7. Because an idle mind is the devil’s work shop.

    8. Block that ex that always finds a way to start useless conversations, especially on holidays, special days and birthdays.

    9. Before desperation lands you in a sticky situation for another 8 months.

    10. Then bring your own lunch, so you wont have to go to eateries and see everyone with their lover.

    11. When your colleagues try to crack valentines day jokes, just look at them like:

    12. And when your parents try to use your single status on valentines day to talk about marriage, just tell them:

    13. You, the next day, when all the noise is over and it’s back to normal:

  • 1. This guy’s girlfriend

    2. Single pringles be like

    3. What on earth is Valentine’s Day anyway?

    4. This person who just wants to show food some love

    https://twitter.com/asassywhale/status/824225533231845376

    5. This guy has only had one val and it’s his mom

    6. These guys’ girlfriends

    7. This guy that is just angry for no reason

  • 1. When you see people tweeting about ‘valentine’s day’ again, you’re like

    Here we go again!

    2. When someone asks who your val is?

    Must I have?

    3. You, wondering why you always have to be single during valentine’s

    Every time o!

    4. You, when your best friend won’t shut up about her val’s day plans

    Let us hear word, please.

    5. How you block everybody that seems to be having some valentine fun

    I’m not here for that.

    6. When you see someone else that hates Valentine’s day, you’re like

    My padi!

    7. You, when you your friends start complaining about the gifts they want to buy

    Who sent you work o?

    8. When you realize you don’t have to waste money on anybody, you’re like:

    Too much sense here.

    9. How you secretely laugh at some babes, because they got dumped on valentines day

    Jesus will fix it for you sha.

    10. When you see people posting 2-page love story on Instagram but you know their boyfriend’s real girlfriend

    You dun play yourself!

    11. How you sit down in front of your TV on the 14th, because Dstv is the only val you need.

    Chilling life!