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  • We might not always admit it to ourselves, but we are all constantly chasing some version of romantic love. Whether the version we want is unrealistic or rational is a totally different conversation — one that this quiz will be answering today.

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  • Does love make you hopelessly selfless or do you retain some selfishness for yourself?

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  • If your parents are sitting on this table, allow us tell your story.

    1) “When will you marry?”

    Small play.

    2) “God bless you.”

    How did God enter this topic?

    3) “Have you eaten?”

    Please focuss.

    4) “Go and read your books.”

    Na me fuck up. Last last.

    5) “Make sure you don’t impregnate anyone.”

    Inside life.

    6) “How much do you want?”

    Haba.

    7) “Have you prayed today?”

    What have I done? How could I have made such a mistake?

    8) “Please, change your Whatsapp picture.”

    Again, na me fuck up.

    9) “Thank you.”

    Really?

  • How many talking stages do you have left in you? Take this quiz to find out:

  • Are you a wicked person, a kind person or in between? Take this quiz to find out:

  • Have you ever wondered what kind of relationship you deserve? Well this quiz has the answer and more.

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  • It’s a question that gets asked a lot: What do you bring to the table? Well, this quiz knows the answer to that — in the context of relationships anyway. Find out if it’s your money, your emotional intelligence or nothing at all.

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  • Are you going to find love on social media, on a dating app, at work or in a completely different country? Well, we think our algorithm might be able to help you figure that out.

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  • Old Nollywood movies all had the same formula for falling in love, and the couples always seemed to live happily ever after. So, here are some tips and tricks that can help you trap meet the love of your life.

    1. Find someone significantly poorer than you.

    The bigger the wealth gap, the stronger the love.

    2. Hit that person with your car.

    Not too hard sha, you can’t go and kill your future spouse.

    3. Pretend to be poor so they fall in love with the “real you”.

    As per rich people are artificial.

    4. Go eat jollof rice at Mr. Biggs.

    …or any other poorly-lit eatery.

    5. Slowly sip juice through straws.

    While looking lovingly into each others’ eyes.

    6. Run on the beach and ride a horse together.

    This is the peak of your romance.

    7. Chase each other around the nearest tree.

    In slow motion, of course.

    8. Push each other on a swing set.

    While laughing and smiling at nothing in particular.

    9. Throw popcorn at each other.

    While Celine Dion plays in the background.

    10. Go shopping at a “boutique”.

    …and never look at the price.

    11. Feed each other icecream.

    Then playfully smear a little on their nose.

    12. Have someone bitterly scheming to break you up.

    Either the secretary or the housegirl.

    13. Have your parents irrationally disapprove of the relationship.

    The more ridiculous their reasons, the stronger your love.

    14. Prayerfully overcome all the haters.

    Your love must win.

    15. Marry and finally have sex fully-clothed under the covers.

    TO GOD BE THE GLORY.

  • Finding love as an adult in Nigeria is no easy feat, so it comes as no surprise that these absolutely insane posters are the only things that feel adequate enough to capture the struggle.

    1. When all your friends are in relationships, but you’re still single to stupor.

    2. When you see someone finer than you flirting with your crush.

    3. When your crush looks different in pictures than they do in real life.

    4. When your friends see you trying to get back with your ex.

    5. You, when you haven’t had sex in forever:

    6. When you start falling for a Yoruba demon.

    7. When your friend breaks up with their glucose guardian and you step in.

    8. When your ex sends an “I miss you” text.

    9. When that annoying man in church comes up to you like:

    10. When your friend bad mouths the person you like and then goes and marries them.

    11. When your babe traps your destiny with her cooking.

    12. When your side piece is waiting for your main bae to mess up.

    13. When you’ve been dating for years and still no ring.

    14. You, after finding someone who isn’t completely terrible:

    15. Your parents, when you finally get engaged: