• 7 Ways To Show Your Partner You Love Them (According To Nollywood)

    Are you even in love if you haven’t fed each other?

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    1) Order fried rice, chicken, and juice at a restaurant and then proceed to feed each other while smiling sheepishly.

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    Whether or not you include salad in your order is up to you.

    2) Go to a forest and chase each other around a tree.

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    Just watch out for soldier ants or falling fruit.

    3) Go to the beach and ride a horse together.

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    It HAS to be at bar beach. I know bar beach isn’t really a thing anymore but I don’t care. Find a way to make it happen.

    4) Go on a picnic and feed each other ice cream.

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    If you both are feeling particularly caucasian that day, you can feed each other grapes instead.

    5) Go to a park and push each other on the swing while giggling.

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    Never mind the growing group of children crying all around you because they want a turn on the swing. Fuck them.

    6) Go on a shopping spree at a ridiculously named boutique.

    Just pack a ton of shit off the racks without checking their prices. You’re love and that’s all that matters.

    7) Then finally, bring things full circle with one round of fully-clothed sex.

    I don’t know how that works either. Don’t ask me.

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