10 Nigerian Songs You Shouldn’t Listen To When You Are Trying To Stay Celibate

August 3, 2021

Celibacy can be a tough journey, at some point during celibacy, you start to ask yourself if sex is really a sin. Celibate people have no business listening to any of these songs. Face Jesus please, don’t face us.

1. Naira Marley X Busiswa – Coming

The only thing that is coming to you is the wave of horniness that is about to hit you. No one is coming to you and you are not cumming anywhere either. Save yourself.

2. Naughty Girl – Wande Coal

The only thing that is naughty right now is your decision to listen to this song. You can’t even be folded and treated like a naughty girl, why are you now tormenting your thoughts?

3. Wizkid x Tems – Essence

This song won’t only test your celibacy, it will make you want to text your good for nothing ex. This isn’t the first time we are warning you. There’s no one to hold your body, better hold yourself. 

4. Ruger – Bounce

Are you bouncing your body or are you getting bounced out? That’s entirely up to you. 

5. Adekunle Gold x Lucky Daye – Sinner

We are not trying to spoil Adekunle Gold’s market, oh no, that’s not what we are doing. We are simply looking out for you before you become the sinner that you’ve been trying not to be. 

6. Lojay x Sarz – Monalisa

Avoid this song by all means, please. Even people who are actively having sex are avoiding the song, so they don’t get too carried away. 

7. Soundgasm – Rema

Omo, even sexually active people shouldn’t listen to this song too much. 

8. Wizkid x Burna Boy – Ginger

This song won’t make you horny, no it won’t. Infact you’ll be annoyed, especially when Burna starts shouting, because of ordinary sex. 

9. Lojay x Sarz – Tonongo

Maybe you should just avoid Lojay completely because there is no song of his that won’t make you question your choice to be celibate. What ass cheeks are you making go tonongo? None. Only you and your bed. 

10. Blaqbonez x Tiwa Savage – BBC

This song is especially dangerous for celibate women. The last thing you need is Tiwa Savage singing in your ear about sex and BBCs when you’re trying to say no to sex.

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