7 Important Qualities To Look Out For In A Sugar Mummy

August 28, 2020

We’ve already established that sugar mummies are your spec. Every sugar mummy must possess some qualities because there’s a minimum bar of entry; not everyone can be a sucrose matriarch.

Gather round as we run through 7 qualities you should find in a sugar mummy.

God-fearing

I’m serious. This is probably the most important. A God-fearing sugar mummy will not use you for rituals. As a bonus, she’ll always pray for you. Choose wisely.

Rich

This one goes without saying. A broke sugar mummy? Come off it.

Husband

The ideal sugar mummy is married. It makes sexcapades more exciting. The thrill of getting caught by her husband makes the experience worthwhile. Try it and see.

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Respect for your partner and your sides

Your sugar mummy should be accepting of and respect your partner(s). She should even give you money to buy things for your girlfriend.  A perfect ecosystem.

At least one EFCC case

If your sugar mummy doesn’t have the EFCC after her, I’m sorry but you have to do better. Higher-level sugar mummies have the EFCC parked outside their gate. Ask around, it’s true.

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Jeep

Is she really a sugar mummy if she doesn’t drive a jeep?

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Driver

A sugar mummy that drives herself around is a fraud.

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