Zikoko’s Guide To Making A Sex Playlist

March 4, 2021

Prior to what the internet and that certain website say, sex can be very awkward. If there is one thing that can ease the tension, it is music. As we are in the business of being generous, we have complied 7 foolproof methods to help you create the perfect sex playlist

1.  Ask your father for song recommendations

Our parents spend all their time complaining about our music but in their days, all they sang about was good loving.

You better ask, a closed mouth is a closed destiny

2.  Pick songs you don’t listen to often

So that you don’t sing mid-gives and when it comes up on a playlist while you’re at the office, you don’t blackout for one hour.

3.  Check to see if you can slowly whine your waist to the beat.

They say practice makes perfect. Plus, how else would you know how good your whine-to-rhythm coordination is?

This is how it should be!

4. Add a French song

You might not know the meaning but add a slow French song and thank me later. Cava bien merci, kpa-kpa-kpa.

5.  Neo-soul and R&B is the way

Now is not the time to impress your partner with your good taste in indie/alternative music, please that’s not the thing to focus on. If you want to add a little spice, you can add a Naira Marley song or Tesojue by Reminisce.

if you know, you know

6.  Put songs your partner likes

It’ll make them smile or giggle and they’ll know you were thinking about them.

IDK I don’t do ungodly acts sha.

7. Keep it short and simple

Please not more than ten songs, when it’s not a listening party.

Try dey calm down

In the end, the playlist doesn’t matter, It’s kuku just background noise to your partner’s music.


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