10 Things You’ll Relate To If Your Office Has Resumed For The Year

January 4, 2021

I wonder why we have to do this adulting thing. Especially seeing as we have to work for money. Anyway, if you’re wondering like me, and you also had to resume work today, you’ll relate to one or more of these:

1) Waking up has never been harder

Is this necessary? It’s ghetto to wake up before 10 am.

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2) Your face when your boss said: “welcome back.”

Mschew.

3) You considered faking your death this morning

Life can’t be this hard you know.

4) Or eloping to Togo

Cheers to new beginnings.

5) You also wished you had inheritance or family money

Just imagine it.

6) Or Dangote would come to claim you as his long lost child

Daddy Snnopy plsssss.

7) You’re already dreaming of when you’ll go on leave

When will my enjoyment return from war?

8) Or the next public holiday

Especially the long weekend holidays: Thursday till Monday.

9) You’ve done everything but work today

Still in holiday mood pls.

10) You’re scrolling through Zikoko

Better face your daily bread. We’re not there oh.

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