If You’ve Ever Been Stuck In Lagos-Ibadan Expressway Traffic, This Post Is For You

July 6, 2016

1. You wanted to sharply leave Lagos so you took this wonderful expressway.

The greatest expressway in Nigeria.

2. Then you hear MFM, RCCG, Deeper Life and NASFAT are holding programs in one night.

It has ended.

3. When it’s midnight and you haven’t even reached Mowe.

Hay God!

4. You asking God to part the traffic for you just like Moses parted the Red Sea.

Father be a miracle provider.

5. When you see people parking their cars and preparing to sleep on the road.

See these ones.

6. You, gisting with the people in the car next to you.

As per, we’re all in this together.

7. You looking for a place to make a U-turn.

No time for stress abeg.

8. When you see people strolling down the expressway as if they’re in their houses.

You people have mind sha.

9. Gala and lacasera hawkers when there’s traffic on Lagos-Ibadan expressway.

Ope o!

10. When the traffic is terrible but there’s a potential bae in the car beside you.

This traffic must be a sign from God.

11. You, whenever someone tries to cut in front of you.

Where are you rushing to in this traffic!?

12. When you catch up to that car that tried to claim road.

After all your oversabi, we’re still in the same traffic.

13. You when you first got on the expressway vs you when you finally get to your destination

One million years later…

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