1. Abeg, no more singlet and boxers.
2. Or yourself in new underwear.
3. Cooler of rice and stew.
4. Card and Eva wine.
5. Shortbread and drink.
6. ‘Hawt Secks’
7. Eating his money for Valentine’s Day.
8. Couple ‘customised’ printed Tee-shirts.
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