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Please, Can We Leave These Rubbish Valentine’s Day Gifts In 2016?

Please let’s have sense on this year’s Valentine’s Day.

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Last Updated February 7, 2017

1. Abeg, no more singlet and boxers.

No sis! Are you that cheap?

2. Or yourself in new underwear.

So you won’t buy pant if it wasn’t Valentine’s Day?

3. Cooler of rice and stew.

That’s what we ate yesterday, no please!

4. Card and Eva wine.

Jump and pass abeg!

5. Shortbread and drink.

Are you even serious?

6. ‘Hawt Secks’

You ought to be ashamed if you’re considering this.

7. Eating his money for Valentine’s Day.

Please let’s have sense in 2017.

8. Couple ‘customised’ printed Tee-shirts.

Are you in primary school?

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