1. This perfectly accurate jab at our politicians.

2. The finishing move in every cultural dance:

3. The only person permitted to pass you in class:

4. You, reading Justin Bieber’s caption in Wizkid’s voice.

5. The most annoying thing you could do to someone in secondary school:

6. This picture that will stress the hell out of every Nigerian:

7. The official Nigerian tailor face:

8. The official Nollywood pregnancy test:

9. The Nigerian babe’s “I love you” face:

10. The order in your house:

11. The upcoming Nigerian musician:

12. Every Sunday in a Nigerian church:

13. Nigerians and Nigerianisms: