1. When she woke Tiwa by 5:30am to tell her what the Holy Spirit said.Holy Spirit has now turned into gym instructor.
2. When she showed that she had mastered the art of guilt-tripping.Nigerian mothers are the travel agents for guilt trips.
3. When she had the perfect response to Tiwa’s extreme dieting.Nigerian mothers basically invented sarcasm.
4. When she flawlessly transitioned from dragging Tiwa to dragging Shalewa.“You sef… How many men have you brought into this house?”
5. When she sent Shalewa to clean the kitchen with the ultimate Nigerian mother threat.No Nigerian child has ever heard the end of this threat. Can’t risk it.
6. When she didn’t try to hide how she felt about Tiwa’s first love.OUCH!
7. When she turned up in every Nigerian mother’s Owambe uniform:SLAY!!!
8. When she was very clear about what she wanted for her birthday.
No time, abeg.