Allison Diezani Explains Everything

October 6, 2015

In case you have been under a rock (or climbing a mountain), please be informed that Diezani Alison Maduekwe, the first female minister of petroleum and first female president of OPEC, has been arrested in London on charges of corruption and theft and sturves.

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1. When you get arrested in the UK for corruption

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2. When you consider what would have happened if you’d been arrested in Nigeria

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3. When you see one piece of Hyde Park you coulda, shoulda, woulda bought…

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4. When you remember your Birkin collection

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5. When you remember they don’t carry Birkins in jail

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6. When people say you stole £13 billion

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7. When people ask you if you’re richer than Goodluck Jonathan

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8. When people say that women are more corrupt than men and should not be allowed near power

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9. When you hear Buhari will be the next Minister of Petroleum

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10. When you decide to tell the whole world how you did it

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