1. You foolishly finished all your money in December on Christmas rocks.

2. And January was just looking at you like:

3. When you check your bank account on the first week of January:

4. On top of all that gbese, you now have to pay school fees.

5. Your onigbeses, when you call them to ask for your money:

6. When you want to be a better person in 2017 but January is already trying you:

7. When your boss asks you to resume on January 2:

8. So you kuku break all your resolutions on the 15th because you cannot come and die.

9. You, when January finally comes to an end: